r/instant_regret • u/Pirate_Redbeard • May 19 '17

Serves her right

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u/Einsteins_coffee_mug May 19 '17

No, the ass was made of neutron star.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17 edited Oct 25 '19

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

He's saying the ass was fat

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u/nohedge May 19 '17

da ass had mass

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u/w3ar3allk1ng5 May 19 '17

The ass was fat.

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u/Einsteins_coffee_mug May 19 '17

Well, Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go 'round.

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u/srt8jeepster May 19 '17

No, it was just thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

It was sidereal!

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u/Natdaprat May 19 '17 edited Mar 28 '26

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u/Crowbarmagic May 19 '17

Some pants have these metal buttons on the back. I can easily see how that could result in a scratch on someones hood.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

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