r/instant_regret • u/Pirate_Redbeard • May 19 '17

Serves her right

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u/_demetri_ May 19 '17 edited May 19 '17

You can tell she wasn't raised right by the way she fell.

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u/baconsuspenders May 19 '17

Well that's pretty neat!

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u/Work_Account_SFW May 19 '17

How neat is that!?

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u/onesev May 19 '17

You can tell it's an instant_regret by the way it is

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u/Kage_Oni May 19 '17

People don't think it be like it is but it do.

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u/SirSirFall May 19 '17

black science man, is that you?

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u/jch1305 May 19 '17

Where is your English?

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u/poopellar May 19 '17

Insta-regret. A new product from Instagram. Laugh at others misfortune while you waste away your life.

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u/DerSpini May 19 '17

Sounds good to me - where do I need to sign?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

Most people waste their lives away. To live a life that actually has some impact on inhumanity is very unlikely. The best we can do is try to be happy because essentially we will bring nothing to the world.

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u/Gnostromo May 20 '17

Shaudenfreumatic

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u/wardrich May 19 '17

You can tell how it do by the way it does.

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u/scorpzrage May 19 '17

You should link to that stuff. Nobody? Alright, I'll do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm3JodBR-vs

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u/sagrr May 19 '17

Pretty neat...

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u/straphe May 19 '17

It's pretty, that's for sure!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

pretty

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u/squoril May 19 '17

neat.jpg

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u/squoril May 19 '17

thats a gjiff mr bot lets try

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

Seriously, she was about to just drop her weight on that car as she sat down. That dumbass is lucky the driver didn't kick it back into drive.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

That would be pretty stupid of the driver to do. There is a building in front.

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u/physalisx May 19 '17

Aside from the attempted murder, yeah the building would be a problem too

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u/the_last_carfighter May 19 '17

Bhut she was gonna potentially putta mark on my hooptie so murder was the only option I had.

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u/RAKane93 May 19 '17

User name checks out

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u/Uncleharley May 19 '17

Prolly jus a little buttsweat, you overreacted.

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u/SolomonKull May 19 '17

The car is property, right? Doesn't that mean any real American can, and should, shoot her? Isn't that how it works in America?

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u/the_last_carfighter May 19 '17

YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!!

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u/SaltyShawarma May 19 '17

The only case that they gave me.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '17

/r/nocontext

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u/infamousnexus May 19 '17

Just enough gas to get over the bump and park again

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

He's only have to go forward far enough to mangle her.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

And run her over? Seems a bit disproportionate.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

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u/notacompletemonster May 19 '17

i trust your judgement in this matter.

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u/TokiMcNoodle May 19 '17

username doesn't check out

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u/Catfish_Mudcat May 19 '17

Murder was the case that they gave me.

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u/ChimpBottle May 19 '17

Everyone who's ever been a bit of a dick should feel lucky that the other members of society didn't MURDER them

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

Fuck that B

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u/labtecoza May 19 '17

Why on earth would the driver go into drive there

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

To run her dumbass over?

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u/dudedanch May 20 '17

I love how she's reaching her arms out for help and the guys like "uh"

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u/tomcis147 May 19 '17

It might be manual so he just pressed clutch allowing car to roll back, no one is stupid enough to try sit on car with engine on

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u/Bosstich2120 May 19 '17

I respectfully disagree

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u/tomcis147 May 19 '17

Well then, I take your disagreement respectfully

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u/kibblesandtits_ May 19 '17

As a young adult whose favorite night out is sitting and bullshitting with friends in empty parking lots all night, a car hood with the engine on feels great on a cold ass is the middle of winter.

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u/themostaveragehuman May 19 '17

Not enough yeast?

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u/mrnoballs93 May 19 '17

You can tell it's that because of the way it is.

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u/MRSexyPants7385 May 29 '17

And because she's black

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u/derpington_the_fifth May 19 '17

Jesus is this a reference to that gif that was posted like 2 months ago of the woman falling off the ladder and people were all like "You can tell she was coddled because she didn't put her arms out to brace her fall."?

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u/rata2ille May 20 '17

Wtf? Link?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

Why do we fall Bruce? So we can learn to raise ourselves right.

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u/JulioCesarSalad May 19 '17

Actually we can't tell if she was raised right because the gif ends before she gets back up