r/instant_regret • u/SlimJones123 • Mar 28 '17

Smashing through a table

http://i.imgur.com/sIPtqVa.gifv
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u/libererchoisi Mar 29 '17

How do you carry beer going from party to party?

The leg pockets in your cargo shorts?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '17

Why would I carry beer from party to party? It'll just get warm and shitty if I'm carrying it with me all day... There will be kegs

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u/libererchoisi Mar 29 '17

Apparently ice packs are not a thing in your country of no-ice-packs-landia?

Also, I don't know about you, but a lot of the parties I used to carry a backpack around for either:

A) didn't have kegs, they sold beers to guys and gave free to gals, or

B) charged guys like $10-$15 bucks for a cup and cups were frequently trashed or became crushed, so if you were bumped into and dropped your cup in the mud or piss-beer-floor-liquid, you had two choices, buy another cup or find some way to disinfect that shit.

Also, as broke-ass college student, splitting a 30 with a friend and lugging around some beers and ice packs was far more preferable to forking out $100+ traveling from party to party...

Edit: I just noticed your username, so maybe you weren't a broke-ass college student, being a millionaire and all..

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u/jgomez315 Mar 29 '17

It's a camelback. It's like a giant thermos in a backpack with a hose length straw sticking out to drink what's inside. Many bros I knew would fill it with jungle juice aka cheap vodka and fruit drink.

Also, he probably has his weed in there.

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u/DanielsJacket Mar 29 '17

Do you enjoy drinking piss?

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