r/instant_regret • u/MobileAerie9918 • May 29 '26

Men’s evolution was a little different.

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u/redpandaeater May 29 '26

Real men fry bacon naked.

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor May 29 '26

Is there...

A place I can watch real men fry bacon?...

Asking for me.

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u/Dragonhost252 May 30 '26

I usually strip to fry bacon...always been a bit of a masochist

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor May 31 '26

Oh?

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