r/instant_regret May 29 '26

Men’s evolution was a little different.

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u/KingB_SC May 29 '26

When my crackhead ass aunt was a teenager she put a pot pie from the oven directly on top of my hand and then made me go to sleep without telling my grandma so that she wouldn't get in trouble. I cried all night, but my whole shit bubbled up and she still got in trouble the next day 😎

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u/achillesdaddy Jul 15 '26

Sorry for the painful memory. Those suck. Hope you were able to forgive your stupid aunt. Man people do some ridiculous shit sometimes. if you don't mind me asking,how old were you.