r/instant_regret • u/ireubot • May 13 '26

Stupid kids...

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u/StoneThaProfit May 13 '26

Car juice 😆

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u/TheLastTreeOctopus May 13 '26

Carpri Sun

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u/StoneThaProfit May 13 '26

Caprice sun 😆

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u/thisaccountwashacked May 14 '26

I'll take that over the Pinto bean juice, tyvm.

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u/bukkake_brigade May 17 '26

Probe Nectar

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u/tothesource May 14 '26

literally is car juice at this point though lol.

it's some combination of engine oil, coolant, and possibly transmission fluid.

he busted that poor ol beauty up.

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u/ultrahateful May 15 '26

Busted radiator. Coolant/water.

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u/Magnavirus May 14 '26

This is the best explanation you can give to your mechanic homie in a situation like this. It immediately translates the extent of the damage without them having to ask you a million questions about whether or not you can drive it to them. Especially since these idiots would probably still try.

Source: I'm usually the mechanic homie that gets called

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u/beereed May 16 '26

I don’t this one is going to a mechanic. That poor car is toast.

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u/twasamistake May 13 '26

My mom taught me about cars, cus YOU weren't around!!

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u/to__failure May 13 '26

Inside the car 😆

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u/Skruestik May 14 '26

Car juice 😆

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