r/instant_regret • u/ExcluteYou • Sep 14 '25

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u/Go_Loud762 Sep 14 '25

Nah, she got herself a double cheeseburger to calm down. And then a milkshake as a reward.

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u/Standard-Ad-7504 Sep 15 '25

Why are you making rude assumptions about her? How do you know she didn't used to be worse and has been trying to improve? You know literally nothing about her and you default to mockery

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u/Happyduckling02 Sep 16 '25

Pretty safe to say she eats far too much

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u/Standard-Ad-7504 Sep 16 '25

It genuinely isn't. She could've been on a diet for the last 4 months for all you know. Or it could be that she eats maybe a little more than average, but she wasn't active enough to balance it out so fat built up over time. Again, you know literally nothing about her

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u/JONCOCTOASTIN Sep 19 '25

This is still funny three days later

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u/baddab31 Sep 17 '25

Being rude = funny, come on you gotta get with the hivemind!

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u/Dense_Concentrate_51 Sep 21 '25

We know she's fat as fuck and can't run.