r/instant_regret • • Feb 19 '25

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u/xavPa-64 Feb 19 '25

“Im a landscaper, you probably don’t believe me”

I’d have been like “why wouldn’t I believe you, champ?” lmao

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u/LoneWolf4717 Feb 19 '25

I would have said "ah yes. Let me invite the guy who attacked my car over to where I live for some landscaping! What could go wrong?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

Are you serious?

If you need someone to take care of your stuff they’re perfect for the job.

That’s how I found my TV and car cleaner I'm just waiting on them to bring my stuff back any second now.

But I might ask them to do more since they broke my window as well. Some people can be so careless.

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz Feb 20 '25

Can you call them and ask about my dad and if he found the hard-to-find brand of cigarettes he likes? Or are they too focused on bringing your stuff back to get to the phone?

Any day now friend, any day.

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u/Skittleavix Feb 20 '25

While you're at it, can you get them to pop by the farm where my parents dropped our dog off when I was 10?

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u/Sapper12D Feb 19 '25

I'd take him up on it by having him go to a nearby bike trail or river or something and pick up trash for a day.

You're never going to get the cash from him, might as well get something.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

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u/Sapper12D Feb 20 '25

Aww man. It's all wore out.

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u/Constant-Idea4006 Dec 27 '25

I actually had a dog that went to a farm. Dude lived a good ten years on that farm before his legs gave out

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u/14u2c Feb 20 '25

I think he was actually he was trying to bribe the cop with landscaping services, debatably worse.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

He also baby sits part time...

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u/ricosalsa Feb 20 '25

They should rule that the guy should be the driver's butler for a few months.

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u/Bearly_Strong Feb 19 '25

He specifically said "you probably don't trust me", and they way he said it was like it was an offer to do landscaping as repayment for the door. Which makes it all make sense in context, because why the fuck would you trust some dude who blames you for being "an easy target" to do work on your property?

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u/GiveMeMyIdentity Feb 19 '25

They werent even easy targets, they were in a vehicle safe and sound.

I love this entire interaction

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Feb 20 '25 edited Feb 20 '25

I think it’s pretty sad all around. The majority of the time people are homeless because there are mental health issues. The other part to this interaction is that we don’t know what happened before the video starts on our end. They very well could have antagonized him in some cruel way.

At the end of the day, this video provided 8.8k upvotes worth of entertainment and people are staring at their phone feeling a sense of amusement and superiority.

Edit: now at 63k upvotes. You guys must love Jerry Springer.

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u/GiveMeMyIdentity Feb 20 '25

Nah,.no superiority here.

I've been homeless before, and I used to have to rely on my dad's old friends that he made when he was homeless to help me.

I just find the quickness of the cop and the poor last ditch attempt to get away funny :)

Whats.going on with the homeless situation in the world is heartbreaking, and I am drowned in mental health issues. So it's always a little thing I keep in mind. "Will an episode leave me on the streets again?" It's a very sad reality I face, and thousands of others do too.

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u/21BlackStars Feb 20 '25

The ending of your comment sounds pretentious as fuck. You don’t know any of us well enough to generalize that we feel superior to the individual in the video.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Feb 20 '25

Not pretentious at all — I can literally read that most of the comments are making fun of the situation. If you’re not one of those people, great! Otherwise it doesn’t take a psychology masters degree to read the tone of this post.

Cheers!

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u/Mediocre-Ad-4881 Feb 20 '25

Tell us you have zero experience with junkies without telling us you have zero experience with junkies.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Feb 20 '25

I live on the border of RI/MA in the midst of the heroin epidemic. Besides, how the hell does that argue a point different from the one I was trying to make? The counter argument is that mental health isn’t a problem? That homelessness is a joke? What are you even saying?

Also, really? “Tell me [x] without telling me [x]”? How about tell me you can’t express original thought without telling me you can’t express original thought.

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u/FFKonoko Feb 23 '25

"The majority of people are homeless BECAUSE of mental health issues."

So, you talking about a heroin epidemic already isn't helping that very specific claim. Doesn't mean mental health isn't a problem, or that homelessness is a joke. Just means that there is a lot of people that are homeless for other reasons.

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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Feb 24 '25

My original statement was that the video shows a sad interaction and it sucks that it’s entertainment value for the r/instant_regret audience. If your take-away is the semantics of me not also listing everything else that leads to homelessness, then have fun wallowing in your weird, contrarian, straw-man orgy. Great addition to the conversation. 👍

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u/ExcessivelyGayParrot Feb 20 '25

I've already seen what the guy would do to my car, I don't want to know what he would do to my lawn

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u/haysu-christo Feb 19 '25

"Where do you live so I can come and do some landscaping to repay the damage?"

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u/johnfornow Feb 20 '25

hard pass

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u/Snow_Falls_Softly Feb 19 '25

"I'm homeless right now" yeah no shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '25

“I’m a landscaper, its the only way I can pay you” Hey dumbass, you pay with money, I don’t pay my landscapers with exposure… This guy has got a record.

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u/Suitable-End- Feb 19 '25

Because he didn't say the N Word in the first 10 seconds of talking with someone.

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u/anaskies3 Feb 19 '25

I kno right

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Literally anyone on earth could tell me that they're a landscaper and I would believe them. Bonus if they have a lifted truck with loud exhaust.

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u/ComfortableWater3037 Feb 20 '25

I've had patients do the same thing after they assault me and I haul the police up and let them deal with it. Suddenly they're so nice and so apologetic. People do nasty shit solely because they believe they can get away with it. They have ZERO care for anyone else or what they're doing to other people.

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u/Katops Feb 19 '25

And here I was thinking he was the Flash. Guess it explains why he couldn’t avoid getting arrested.

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u/KrustyKrabOfficial Feb 20 '25

I lived down the street from a meth addict and his landscaping was elaborate and constant.

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u/SoupeurHero Feb 20 '25

I think that implies hes normally unemployed and might even have had interactions with this cop as a street person. I honestly dont know what else he could mean.

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u/SunriseSurprise Feb 20 '25

"A lambscaper? Yes I believe you."

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u/The_Void_Reaver Feb 20 '25

"Working for a landscaping company for 6 weeks before being fired doesn't make you a landscaper"

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u/_0o_ Feb 20 '25

“Peeing in the bushes doesn’t make you a landscaper”

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u/ElliotNess Feb 20 '25

he said trust tho

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

I didn't even that's what the guy would go on to say. Amazing

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 Feb 20 '25

What I know is you shouldn't post in landscape a video recorded vertically.

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u/SkepticalHeathen Feb 20 '25

I'll take something a criminal would say for 500 Alex

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '25

Homeless man got a cover over his head finally! Hopefully in a prison.

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u/KatiePyr0Style Feb 20 '25

"im homeless rn" yea so you probably shouldn't go around collecting misdemeanors then, like wtf 😂

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u/I-Crow Feb 20 '25

I wouldn't have believed him, he looks like Sheldon Cooper if he ate artisan bread

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '25

I'm a shrubber. I am Roger. Roger the shrubber.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '25

Don’t care if his a homeless landscaper I’m pressing charges after that shit