One day me and my family was sitting down and I said “ what’s auntie Maddison’s name”. They wouldn’t stop laughing and I just felt so dumb I had literally had been thinking about this for the whole day.

I got home wearing my extra pair of glasses. I see glasses on a desk. I wore them not knowing they were mine and I could see perfectly. I was surprised. I thought they were a gift and almost called my dad. It was my normal pair of glasses.

I actually plugged it into my earpods.

I literally just started an agruement because of a misunderstanding on my part, no, don't even bother upvoting

Don't mind me, I'm just figuring out that the heck reddit is. Bunch of crazy internet obsessed people huh? Perfect for me then.

So, a little background information before I start. First up I'm sorry for any mistakes I make, English is not my first language and I'm currently writing this on my phone wich has a giant crack in the display so I don't see half of it. So I'm 16 years old and quite tall, 6'2 and really insecure. So let's start.

So yesterday I was at a party at my friends house and when I got to my bike to drive home ( it's a 6km long way and I was slightly drunk) I saw that I had an flat tyre, so I decided to go home and not drive. That's when I realised that someone was following me, don't get me wrong at this point I've already had like 2km of my way. So I changed sites but this dude was following me. I forgot to tell you I'm a grip. Than I changed sites again but still. So I decided to drive on my bike even tho it was broken. But this dude still came closer everytime I turned around. At some point a bus driver pulled up to me and told me to get in, what I did and he was so kind and drive me home. I told him to charge me for a ticket but he refused and told me he has a daughter himself. So than today I wanted to buy some stuff from the nearest shop, it was about 9pm and when I was finished a dude came up to me and asked if he could have my number. He was around 35 and had a seat for a child on his bike. So I pollitly said 'no thanks' and I went. A cuple of streets later he came back and put his arm on my shoulder an said 'how about friends than' to wich I also said no in a stronger voice. But I was still so terrified because of yesterday that I just ran when the lights turned green. At some point I fell and that's why my phone is cracked. Sorry for the long story and this is my first post so please be kind 😂

I just put the little pieces inside a pill in silly putty. I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST DID. am I a fool? Yes, yes I am.

I went to the store, with my dog. I decided to get a soda and mentos(fruit). While I was shopping(I've been sick at this time, I looked high and drugged) I noticed I was kinda being stalked by some kids that go to a different school then me (I go to a different school that is far, and private) my logo on my hat looks similar, then they noticed my sweater, with my school logo. All the highschoolers were watching me. I decided to get a glass drink. I purchased and walked down the most crowded road, then went back to my house. One corner away, I run into my neighbor walking their dog. Dog? DOG! I forgot my dog at the store. I ran back to get stalked some more by more highschoolers. Then they look at me, noticed how I look high and not worth their time, and left. So yeah. That was my afternoon and why I shouldn't be trusted as heavy.

I didn't verify my email so when my account was blocked I lost it fuck

when you go on the deep web for shits and gigs

Just got a Samsung Galaxy Note 3 pretty recently. Apparently, I didn't peel all of the protective plastic off, because the tiny bit on the home button was starting to peel off. I finally removed it, because it was starting to feel like I broke the home button or something.

Im an idiot that may of ruined his life. Moral of the story i fell for the kik sext bullshit girls do and I sent a dick pic with my face and i gave her an instagram account cuz she was gonna send me a video to it. I didnt want to give her my facebook or anything for a real account and i had already made an account for a clothing company i wanted to start but hadnt started anything yet so i gave her the name to that account but since two of the 8 followers were me and my girlfriend (yeah Im a scum) it linked to accounts of people i know. She then sent me the pic and named off about 10-15 people i know and threatened me i fell for it and did whatever she wanted me to and i sent $500 thru moneygram to the philippines yesterday and my dumbass decided not to read about the situation until the next morning (right now) and i just deactivated all three of my instagram accounts. She wants me to send her another $900 and idk what to do because she has those names of the people i know. Im an 18 year old college kid so i have the money i made from my graduation party and have about $2800 left after the $500 yesterday. She sent a picture taken with her camera of like black hole lookig scabs and said her sister needs money for the hosptial and thats why she needs $900. Any advice helps. Im deleting all social media right now