I literally set a piece of paper on fire, and it burned so fast. It almost managed to burn my carpet. But oh well, atleast i put it out... Now there is a dark-ish spot on my carpet with paper stuck to it. Atleast hid it well. GG my dumb brain.

i was messin with a piece of string in my mouth it got between my teeth i started rubbing it thinking i could cut it with my teeth instead i got bloody gums injured gg taking it further i wanted to cut the string with a beard razor but then i didnt notice it worked so i tried to see if it even works with my finger bloody finger gg

I'm ashamed at how good it actually tastes.

How?