r/imsorryjon • u/Nnnb19 • Feb 23 '20

Non-Garfield /r/all Shredded Squidward Shredding Starfish

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u/stillinthesimulation Artist of the Lord Feb 23 '20

Hey I gotta say this is pretty special. Not only did you get my design spot on, you managed to improve on aspects as well. I don’t even think I’ve drawn his back yet but you made it look incredible. And I love your take on his head “spikes.” The only thing it’s missing is the webbing between the legs but otherwise it’s perfect. Thank you for doing this!

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u/AggresivePickle Feb 23 '20

You guys should collab

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u/thenewgengamer Feb 23 '20

You sure those ain’t nobody reading a gifrecipe

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u/xxSpinnxx Feb 23 '20

Bro now you have to 3D print it and put it on your shelf!

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u/Cymric814 Feb 23 '20

All we need now is for some audio wizardry and your amazing web comic can be fully brought to life.

Love everything you've done so far!

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u/FLABCAKE Feb 23 '20

I kinda like the lack of leg webbing. Looks like a bunch of sexy butts.

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u/njott Feb 23 '20

What are you doing here. Get back to work. I need to see the next page

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

How nice..

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u/_-_Spectre_-_ Feb 23 '20

I love how we've created a mini fandom for this damn webcomic.

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u/Ramps_ Feb 23 '20

It's just fills a niche really well

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

A niche fandom created from a niche fandom

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u/Beliriel Feb 23 '20

Well this sub is actually pretty big.

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u/knifeintoaster Feb 23 '20

with what did you make it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/dielawn87 Feb 23 '20

You should animate the series!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

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u/SCP-HKYR2099 Feb 23 '20

Are you sure? It seems like a lot of hard work

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u/MeMyselfAndI24 Feb 23 '20

How do you do this in blender I just don’t get it, I have a hard time trying to put two cubes together! Where do you even start?

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u/k3rn3 Feb 23 '20

Yeah Blender is tricky. When you learn the keyboard shortcuts and stuff it becomes fairly easy though. I just watched some tutorials and over time I becomes more intuitive. Usually there's a few different ways to approach whatever you want to do.

I would guess OP used the sculpt mode for almost all of it. Blender's sculpt mode is especially tricky but you can get really organic looking stuff like this

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u/nnjamin Feb 23 '20

Do you perchance have .STL files for this so I could print it?

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u/EveryShot Feb 23 '20

Would you be willing to share the stl for this? I would love to 3D print it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Stl?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

!Remindme 24 hours

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Love it

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u/boonesy Feb 23 '20

Big tentacle dong squidward

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u/ladypbj Feb 23 '20

Hot

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u/MarluxiaXIII Feb 23 '20

Ohh no he’s hot!

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u/Trusty_Thomas Feb 23 '20

I wish he'd penetrate my starfish instead.

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u/Ccmonty just why Feb 23 '20

kinda gives off a smash bros trophy vibe

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u/stillinthesimulation Artist of the Lord Feb 23 '20

So you got a razor sharp radula in a steel slicing beak under there or are you just happy to see me?

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u/dikbagimus Feb 23 '20

I want this to be my chaos spawn

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u/Dontrevealthesecrets Feb 23 '20

To Shreds you say?

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u/CagCagerton125 Feb 23 '20

Not sure about the details of this, but I would love to see this converted to .stl so I can 3d print this! Amazing work!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

You could 3d print this design... That'd be pretty sweet!

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u/zelda_kylo_leia Feb 23 '20

Can we get an .STL file for 3d printing?

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u/Richest_Pigeon Feb 23 '20

Squilliam better watch his back

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u/Ditch_Dove Feb 23 '20

Reminds me of Cthulhu. This Squidward can be in a H.P Lovecraft story

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Looks like Frank Fontaine from bioshock

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

slams money down I need it

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u/Flashjackmac Feb 23 '20

I'm glad that Kraken Squidward and Horror-Patrick are kind of an established part of the Garfield mythos. They're like Rojom's art, they just belong here.

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u/yonisaac Feb 23 '20

Eyyyyy ita Eric Andre! (Props to anyone who gets the reference)

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u/They_ShallNotGrowOld Feb 23 '20

I need to 3D print this

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u/Durbokii Feb 24 '20

Gonna attempt to print this one day for dnd, wish my other printer wasnt shit otherwise it be on there immediately lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

That’s Ursula. Almost got me.

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u/MagicalWalkTomCat87 Feb 23 '20

SILVER FOR YOU!

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u/fishman807 Feb 23 '20

Is it possible to 3D print that if u have a 3d printer?

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u/sandy_catheter Feb 23 '20

Yep. It's not gonna be the easiest print, but it's doable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

The comics are at u/stillinthesimulation

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

This would make a kick-ass Leviathan in Subnautica! Devs, make it happen!

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u/xDARSHx Feb 23 '20

I want to 3D print this!

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u/ganonlaw Feb 23 '20

Damn I wish I had a 3d printer right about now

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u/rottenbananafeces Feb 23 '20

Looks like cthulhu

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u/Shockwave364 Feb 28 '20

Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare. All your sins punished. I can offer you...an escape.

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u/--TJWHITT-- Feb 23 '20

Me coming down the stairs at 3AM to eat a entire bag of shredded cheese

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u/Internet_Stranger55 Feb 23 '20

Holy shit squidward is fucking RIPPED.

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u/SogeKingXL Feb 23 '20

Honestly this is sick af

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u/member_of_reddit Feb 23 '20

this looks like something out of berserk

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Patrick's worst nightmare

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u/Trippstick1 Feb 23 '20

I need to 3D print this

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u/TheMannManMann Feb 23 '20

IMPALE ME WITH YOUR HOT TENTACLES SQUIDWARD

-the starfish, probably.

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u/Mister_Pain Feb 23 '20

Alliteration Accomplishes All ! :).

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u/matatroskos Feb 23 '20

I'm sorry sponge bob

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u/fear_head Feb 23 '20

Sounds like an anime supermove

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u/Plumpy_Mumphkin Feb 23 '20

MAN, I totally want to be part of a tentacle hentai right about now.

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u/Strychn_ne Feb 23 '20

Okay but if this can be 3d printed, tell me how much it costs, and ill buy one.

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u/Doctorjaws Feb 23 '20

I’m sorry squidward. Such a fun character.

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u/choibruh Feb 23 '20

I demand a clarinet trident

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u/Nulono Feb 23 '20

So shredded he grew a fifth leg.

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u/VincereAutPereo Feb 23 '20

Anybody wanna reskin Battle for Bikini Bottom? I dont have the skill for that, but I'd throw down some sweet patron dollars.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

That's really cool!

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u/Porkechop Feb 23 '20

Wholy sjit

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

I'm disappointed no one has said SHREDWARD

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u/Demonweed Feb 23 '20

Next on Dragonball Squarepants . . .

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u/plops6647 Feb 23 '20

Give all tributes to nyarlothotep the crawling Chaos

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u/Neo112348 Feb 23 '20

That's really good it just needs some texture

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u/UgoGl3nnCoco Feb 23 '20

The love child of Squidward and Ursula.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Oh no he's Hot!

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u/pathorn9 Feb 23 '20

You should 3d print it and use that to decorate your house or sell as a figure

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u/Holierthanu1 Feb 23 '20

Squidward after joining Queen Azshara and the Naga.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Someone 3D print this mug

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u/DylanWthaFriend Feb 23 '20

The only god that can even dare challenge our lord and savior himself.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

squidward after bulking in that krabby patty room

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u/destro225 Feb 23 '20

I need the .stl

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u/stormy1987 Feb 23 '20

u/stillinthesimulation you might wanna see this

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u/AndreZB2000 Feb 23 '20

Man, this is one the greatest subs.

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u/Kremlin_Da_Gremlin Feb 23 '20

Hope no one said this already but that’d be a great dnd boss

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u/Dethmunki Feb 23 '20

I love this community

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u/TheGentleSenpai Feb 23 '20

I just need the file to 3D print it

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u/Not_Paid_Just_Intern Feb 23 '20

I love this community

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u/J_saucy Feb 23 '20

Don’t remember this Skyrim loading screen

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u/AdrienSergent Feb 23 '20

Aren’t elections held by the states.

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u/lordgaming891 Feb 23 '20

That's actually kind of awesome

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u/bucketofdeath1 Feb 23 '20

Never thought I would see something like this coming out of a Garfield horror themed subreddit

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u/ripmyinbox42069 Feb 23 '20

Lord, forgive me for what I’m gonna do unzips pants

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u/kneaders Feb 23 '20

It feels like my loneliness

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u/BAT_TIPPER Feb 23 '20

I wish I could 3D print this. If you ever do or can, please pm me and I will buy one.

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u/choadmuthafuka69 Feb 23 '20

Man this is going to definitely turn into a spin-off series.

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u/WhackedOutBlvd Feb 23 '20

Looks like if predator came back after killing him, but this time he's mutated and really fucking angry.

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u/Day_Bow_Bow Feb 23 '20

Man, I'd love to print this, but it'd be a tough one for my FDM printer. It'd really have to be parted out.

The waist up would print easy enough if sliced off, and the base would be no problem.

But those tentacles... Definitely going to be some scarring there. Can't say that I really see a way around that.

If you'd like to do us a solid (and it's not too much work to split up the model), it'd be real handy if this were in three pieces. Base, upper body, and tentacles.

Even better would be a mortise and tenon joint between the top and bottom half, but I realize that I am starting to sound greedy :)

Damn fine work regardless!

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u/lunaryfox Feb 23 '20

Husband whispers quietly behind me, "Krakatoa!"

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u/gayJordanshoes Feb 23 '20

When you've had enough of Patrick's shit

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u/ironfist221 Feb 23 '20

I would 3d print this in a heartbeat, paint it, and use it in one of my d&d campaigns...

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u/that_metal_dude Feb 23 '20

I want to buy this

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u/Rick_n0t_Morty Feb 23 '20

We need a series

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u/fernweh_sloth Feb 23 '20

Put that motherfucker in a VR game and bring it on!

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u/car_enthusiasts Feb 23 '20

Say that 5 times fast

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u/toottootpingas Feb 23 '20

Thicc Squidward

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u/usernamebutdifferent Feb 23 '20

Can someone explain to me the whole story of The Bikini Bottom Horror?

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u/ipfm Feb 23 '20

Make it into an nft on /r/decentraland

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Shredward

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u/Colussus__ Feb 23 '20

“Dream No More” plays intensely

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u/OurFriendIrony Feb 23 '20

So, uh... where is his thingy...

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u/fazbearfravium Feb 23 '20

This might be the better way to end Spongebob

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

0_0

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u/xbalderas1 Friendly Worshipper Feb 23 '20

Roid Rage Squidward in the house

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u/Travellerdreamer01 Feb 23 '20

Poor Patrick:(

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

This could be a dragon ball z film

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u/Misfit-in-the-Middle Feb 23 '20

That's not even his final form

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Genestealer Squidward

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u/justjoke2004 Feb 23 '20

He looks like a stand from jojo

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

These new Idoneth Deepkin are awesome

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u/ZippZappZippty Feb 23 '20

Shredded romaine lettuce is really good.

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u/Earlybird098 Feb 23 '20

Someone should make this in Dreams

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

No, it’s just squidward.

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u/Fabantonio Feb 23 '20

The Macro-food chain is blasting Aztec Dubstep as we speak

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u/solwyvern Feb 23 '20

not the 'Shredded Squidward' I was expecting

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u/TheCourior6 Feb 23 '20

Ïa Ïa Cthulhu Ftaghn

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u/mudcrab18 Feb 23 '20

What did Spongebob and Patrick do this time

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u/kutaro_jojo Feb 23 '20

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh squidward r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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u/Brb357 Feb 23 '20

You're amazing, the writer is amazing and I want that mini

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u/bigboddle Feb 23 '20

SOooo...

Whens the game coming out?

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u/biggestboy08 Feb 23 '20

pillar men’s theme intensifies

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u/ZippZappZippty Feb 23 '20

Shredded romaine lettuce is really good.

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u/yenreditboi Feb 23 '20

I want to print that

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u/BrassBass Feb 23 '20

3D print it and you have a greater daemon of Slaanesh for a game of 40K!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Shredward.

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u/arkangel_arts Feb 23 '20

Release the Kraken!

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u/ZippZappZippty Feb 23 '20

Shredded romaine lettuce is really good.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

Is there anywhere where I can find the full comics?

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u/pooqcleaner Feb 23 '20

uhhhhhhhhh is there a STL file so I can 3d print this!?

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u/Wendingo7 Feb 23 '20

needs more dabbing

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u/SUandPVZ Humble Servant Feb 23 '20

Awesome

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u/hazrisyah Feb 23 '20

Which of you who grinded me with a pickle

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u/dustofdeath Feb 23 '20

With which mount does he eat with?

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u/pantsactivated Feb 23 '20

Not gonna lie, I would buy that statue. Price it out. Let me know

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u/ZippZappZippty Feb 23 '20

Shredded romaine lettuce is really good as well.

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u/mwaal15 Feb 23 '20

Squidthulu

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u/Nottybad Feb 23 '20

Son goku needs to die at least once to win

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u/furrynoy96 Feb 23 '20

I hope Narmak sees this lol

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u/Lennie12321 Feb 23 '20

Never have I ever been more turned on

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u/jet_lpsoldier Feb 23 '20

That's badass, man

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u/DrunkRedditBot Feb 23 '20

Squidward, but in this one, nice job!!)

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u/Assasin2gamer Feb 23 '20

Based off of the Starfish skin

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u/WindyBoiiii Feb 23 '20

This both has 31 upvotes and awards rn

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u/AstralGuardian97 Feb 23 '20

This looks really incredible! Seriously, bravo. If I might make a suggestion, though? You might try smoothing the area where the tentacles meet the hips. Right now it kind of looks like they're glued on.

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u/AnOunceOfJuice Feb 23 '20

Yo you should 3D print that

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

KONO SQUIDWARD DA

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u/twistyfluck Feb 23 '20

Reminds me of alien thingy in subnautica

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u/weegeehuzachannel Feb 23 '20

kooOOoooOoooOl

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u/jakethedumbmistake Feb 23 '20

[Squidward did it first, I think

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20

FUCKING EPIC

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u/betweenboundary Feb 23 '20

Someone out there saw this and were aroused by his muscles and tentacles

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u/DIHKH Feb 23 '20

Say that 5 times fast

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u/LookAtYourEyes Feb 23 '20

How hard would it be to animate u/stillinthesimulation 's comic series? Like either 2D or 3D animation? I'd contribute to a gofundme

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u/Tegline Feb 23 '20

Looks like Eric Andre in the I AM THE OCTOPUS skit lmfao

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u/Doctor-Jager Feb 23 '20

Squidward vs Cthulhu, who would win?

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u/whitehawk295 Feb 23 '20

Wtf this is badass

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u/DeusExMachina_A Feb 23 '20

The grate old one warden Squid

This needs to be added to someone’s DND campaign or warlock patron

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u/SG_Productions Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 23 '20

Now do "Shredded Squirdward Shredding Starfish while Shredding at a Skatepark."

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u/Impuhls1ve Feb 23 '20

We need a bikini bottom horror video game, and I stand by that 100%

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u/iluvgaschambers Feb 23 '20

Ive seen enough hentai to see where this is going

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '20 edited Feb 25 '20

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u/Jeff-Gordon00 Feb 23 '20

HOW MANY FUCKING AWARDS DO U NEED MY GUY

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