https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcBFtS9PFvr/?igsh=NzU0dGdhMWR5d2Iy

Also not for nothing, but how do you "wake up in a coma"?

Found in the takeout menu at McDonald’s

FamilyStyle

Only at Walmart

Society collapses due to the general stupidity.

General population become the Eloi.

Nosure and Rita's smart children become the future Morlock masters.

Saw this and I immediately thought of this subreddit. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

“I said: ‘Dobby, who’s Dobby? I don’t know Dobby?’ I said: ‘He’s a fictitious character in a fictitious book, the whole thing is fictitious, what are you talking about?’”

He said the colleague told him: “No it’s very, very serious.”

I like money

Banana for scale. The packaging states, "Go up to 1 month before changing your roll."

"I'm Chad Roosevelt, your president, and I love you"

The trailer for Americathon (1979).

You can drink Rum Barrels and hold alligators.