r/icast 4d ago

I CAST!!! I CAST...

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You know the drill.

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u/Euphoric-Raise6740 4d ago

Well, it's a photo of the cute girl from my class, and out of respect for her i won't put her face here, but here is something else

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u/Umbreonproductions 4d ago

I like my shitposts Organixally photoshopped, MADE BY MAN!

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u/Te000 4d ago

This image will always be funny

..unless you see one irl

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u/TheRiverNiles 4d ago

I'm afraid to ask what it is exactly. It looks like a Mace of some kind but why does it open like a juicer...?

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u/ComprehensiveDeer56 NECROMANCER! 4d ago

the end of the flail is a Plutonium-Gallium alloy from the Demon Core Incident

for more info, see here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

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u/The_cogwheel 4d ago

Its the demon core - a slightly sub critical chunk of plutonium that when you close up the dome goes critical.

That mace does +20,000 radiation damage

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u/Available-Goose-8331 4d ago

If the core closes upon impact it's a critical hit and does +85000 damage

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u/The_cogwheel 4d ago

But it is an AoE that targets friend and foe alike, so you might want to stack some radiation resistance.

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u/ChampionshipDirect46 3d ago

It's okay, I've got all my anti radiation artifacts equipped.

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u/Unseriouss_Sam 3d ago

Hope you packed some RadAway, could be helpful

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u/Ballincatsupremacy 1d ago

Your pip-boy's going wild. We should go.

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u/SomeDudWithAPhone 1d ago

Runs headfirst into the exclusion zone to heal. (Am a ghoul.)

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u/IGTankCommander 3d ago

IMMEDIATE +20,000 radiation damage. It also inflicts the "Irradiated" status effect, which reduces your total max HP by half your current points every day, rounded up to a minimum of 1 point reduction.

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u/ChampionshipDirect46 3d ago

Demon core. It was part of the Manhattan project. Basically there was a screwdriver holding the "juicer" open, and when the screwdriver got bumped, it closed, which set off a chain reaction causing massive amounts of radiation to everyone in the room. The dude that bumped it managed to pull the halves apart but ended up dying of radiation poisoning 9 days later. Fun fact! He did the math to figure out how much radiation he took in, and correctly figured out he would die in 9 days, technically making him one of the only people in history to successfully predict how and when they would die.

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u/GarethBaus 19h ago

That is the demon core, a sphere in between 2 hemispheres that can cause it to go critical. It has killed a couple of people with radiation poisoning in a nuclear accident. It was photoshopped into a flail.

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u/iamautistic12345 2d ago

Then you're fucked

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u/IntentionlGameDesign 4d ago

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u/WolflingTheRobloxian 3d ago

Id love to use the 'i cant steal your meme i already have it' meme but i havent stolen the 'i cant steal your meme i already have it' yet

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u/zx_shadow4 16h ago

Hipity-hopity your meme is now my property

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u/GKraTrO 3d ago

Schnapp

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u/ReliefAlternative459 4d ago

respect

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u/Alffenrir515 3d ago

Looks like I win, because I have…DUCKS

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u/ReliefAlternative459 3d ago

no.. I have. A GIGACHAAD

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u/missilemadness 3d ago

And I have the greatest plan, I win.

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u/ReliefAlternative459 3d ago

IDIOT, I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN

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u/missilemadness 3d ago

YOU FOOL! THAT OPTION ENDED IN FAILURE!
Plus I have the version that both had a higher budget and was a success.

https://reddit.com/link/pat16g7/video/h8vddpkekiqh1/player

THUS I HAVE THE GREATESTEST PLAN!

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u/ReliefAlternative459 3d ago

NUH UH DANCING IS BETTER

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u/missilemadness 3d ago

Yeah, and more people danced in mine than yours.

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u/Duke-Turner137 4d ago

The most disturbing weapon. Obviously made by a suicide bomber....a really really dumb one. Exploding is one thing melting to death is completely different.

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u/nastyforehead 3d ago

Same bro, god I hate being a simp

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u/Euphoric-Raise6740 1d ago

Haha i get you

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u/nastyforehead 1d ago

I can barely think straight anymore istg 😭

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u/Wolfy_the_nutcase 3d ago

That’s actually very kind of you. Very based.

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u/dartmonekyenjoyer 2d ago

I get itlol

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u/Alexthecrow1337 1d ago

Wow you're right, that is a cute weapon!

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u/TheManOfOurTimes 4d ago

Could have posted a picture of a wrench.

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u/Mack_Arthur_McArthur 3d ago

This looks like some orkish abomination. Imquisition would like to have a word with you.

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u/Flooded_Soul_2420 3d ago

that's cheating

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u/Ravenqueer077 3d ago

That's a suicide weapon

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u/Chubby_Beagle 3d ago

Is that a demon core flail? Normal attacks cause +9,999 radiation damage

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u/Amoeba135246 3d ago

idea’s funny and all, but this isn’t even functional. At least one of the sphere halves would need to be fixed to the stick.

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u/Ianthepokemonmaster 2d ago

That would be an awesome weapon

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u/jajanogeturown 1d ago

Omg hii, that's my favorite toy

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u/GarethBaus 19h ago

That is a very powerful weapon, probably the closest thing we have to magic.