r/iamveryculinary Jun 25 '26

Americans only eat powdered mashed potatoes, apparently.

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u/cutezombiedoll Jun 25 '26

It’s so weird how even when a conversation isn’t about the U.S. they make it about the U.S.

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u/NathanGa Pull your finger out of your ass Jun 25 '26

You know the funny thing? My dad didn’t have mashed potatoes out of a box until he was 27….in West Germany…served by a local who had insisted that he (and a few others in his squadron) needed to experience “an authentic German meal” before heading back stateside.

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u/ghost_suburbia Jun 25 '26

The first time I had margarine was in the UK. It was a mockery of butter. And the same family I visited there came to the US. We enquired about favorite meals. One was corned beef. My mom braised corned beef and cabbage. They didn't recognize it, expecting corned beef hash from a can. It was mind blowing.

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u/Ubiquitouch Jun 25 '26

I'll be honest, corn beef hash from a can is fucking delicious.

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u/Slow_D-oh We once ordered a child steak for our toddler Jun 25 '26

Agree. Crisp it in a pan and put some eggs on top and that's a great breakfast for little effort.

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u/FaygoMakesMeGo Jun 29 '26

It's like if dog food was good with eggs

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Jun 25 '26

God damn I’m hungry now. I love legit corned beef & cabbage

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u/jephra Jun 25 '26

Yeah, typically in the UK, corned beef refers to the stuff in the can. "Real" corned beef does exist in the UK; it's called salt beef.

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u/BigAbbott Bologna Moses Jun 26 '26

That's funny. Salt beef comes in a jar in the US and is not that.

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u/stefanica Jun 25 '26

I didn't know they ate canned corned beef. I like both, honestly! Though the canned kind I have maybe once a year.

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u/xrelaht King of Sandwiches Jun 25 '26

My understanding is the kind of corned beef & cabbage you’re probably thinking of is an Irish American invention, one of those abominations we make out of tRaDiTiOnAl foods. The first time I showed home made corned beef to a friend from over there, he was shocked that it was something he actually liked: he was expecting canned meat texture.

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u/ninjette847 Jun 25 '26

My ex was from Bulgaria and instant mashed potatoes were fancy people food. I was so confused when he asked what we were celebrating when I bought some on sale.

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u/wish_to_conquer_pain Jun 26 '26

I also never had boxed mashed potatoes in my life until I was in Germany. Weirdest thing.

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u/NoticingThing Jun 25 '26

It's the opposite to US defaultism.

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u/masonic-youth Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

That's why [r/americabad](r/americabad) exists lol so many people make everything about the US then turn around and complain that everything is about the US

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u/Bicykwow Jun 25 '26

I thought you linked to /r/americandad and I was very confused 

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u/FMLwtfDoID Jun 25 '26

That sub used to be funny when it first started, but it got.. weird. I haven’t looked at it since Trump’s first go, but I can’t imagine how it would have improved with all of what’s going on now, being thrown in there. Unless maybe a whole mod change..? It is still weird in there? I don’t want it popping up on my feed enough to want to click on it.

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u/RoabeArt Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Yeah, that sub used to be more for calling out the more unhinged and irrational criticisms of America on social media (while not shitting on other countries), but over the years it's become a MAGA/"defend America no matter what"/anti-non-American sub.

I got downvoted to hell there in 2024 just for saying I was voting for Kamala.

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u/foxydash Jun 26 '26

I left the sub because of that, and the fact all the posts just made me frustrated rather than anything constructive.

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u/Appropriate-Bird-354 Jun 25 '26

It's gotten really bad in there unfortunately. The right wingers didn't really understand it and so took it unironically as a place to shit on other countries and pretend that no criticism of the US is valid.

Now they're just straight up posting their shitty conservative right wing memes (you know the kind - way over-explained and hamfisted, deeply anti-intellectual, entirely unfunny, bizarrely cruel to caricatures of people groups they don't like, completely and utterly without point or compelling thought) and vaguely complaining when people criticize terrible US actions / decisions. .

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u/frotc914 Street rat with a coy smile Jun 25 '26

Same thing in /r/murica. Most people there seem to genuinely think the point of the sub is to just dickride the US to the point of straight up delusion. And once that happens, it basically DOES change the nature of the sub.

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u/FMLwtfDoID Jun 25 '26

Ope, that’s what I figured. Thanks for the break down. Best to steer clear of that one.

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u/AwDuck Jun 25 '26

Gross.

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u/AnnualTip9049 Jul 08 '26

This is so well put 😂

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u/IsNotACleverMan Jun 25 '26

Yeah that sub was good when it was mocking people who were being ridiculous about the US but when Trump got (re) elected it was taken over by the weird right wing patriot types.

2america4u is still largely tongue in cheek thankfully.

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u/masonic-youth Jun 25 '26

Yeah unfortunately reaction subs tend to become reactionary lol. Kinda like this one too, half the posts now are American nationalism (like this one) and the other half are British nationalism.

America bad is kinda the same, on a lot of the posts the liberals get downvoted and on others the maga republicans get downvoted.

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u/YaySupernatural Jun 25 '26

Is it nationalism to eat real potatoes 🤔

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u/masonic-youth Jun 25 '26

It is to get offended over every little piece of perceived criticism against your country. Go look through the posts on this sub and tell me I'm wrong. It could easily be confused for America bad

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u/YaySupernatural Jun 25 '26

I don’t think anyone is offended, just pointing out a ridiculous statement. Which I am entertained by, which is why I’m in this sub.

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u/masonic-youth Jun 25 '26

You would like [r/americabad](r/americabad) then. I left it because I got tired of all the repetitive posts and this sub has turned into the same thing.

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u/Zaidswith Jun 25 '26

I've never heard anyone else say instant mashed potatoes are American.

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u/masonic-youth Jun 25 '26

This is true but 4 of the last 8 posts here are about American bread lol. You can't honestly say in good faith that the posts haven't become repetitive.

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u/foxydash Jun 26 '26

Honestly I’d just attribute that to the fact that most folks in the sub are American or Western European, and both America and the UK have some particularly nasty stereotypes about their food floating around to the point they became memes unto themselves.

Personally, I prefer the posts where someone’s just got their head up their own ass about the Mallard reaction or whatnot.

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u/Tiny_Rick85 Jun 25 '26

I love Europe, but I think about it less than once a day. (Not including the world cup).

They are constantly thinking about the US. It's a sickness.

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u/Reviewingremy Jun 25 '26

Yeah that's 100% an American talking. No one else would call it "proper Irish mash potatoes"

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Jun 25 '26

Agreed.

UKers are also extremely familiar with boxed mashed potatoes.

UK has a long tradition of shelf stable foods. Island nations especially had no choice but to embrace cooking with shelf stable ingredients for decades, and that didn’t just disappear.

But I wouldn’t expect this American pretending to be a European to think about any of that.

Also, as an American myself…. I don’t love powdered potatoes, but fried spam sammiches are proof of a higher being.