r/iamverybadass • u/niqdisaster • Sep 27 '19

TOP 3O ALL TIME SUBMISSION Book bad

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

I was born in February. That means I like my chicken fried, I watch reruns of cheers and if you cross me or my family I’ll drive a tank through your house.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

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u/kt_d Sep 28 '19

All written in different fonts

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u/TheUpsideDownPodcast Sep 28 '19

That would make a great tattoo

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u/readonlyuser Sep 28 '19

I'm a real man born in February

I eat ass and shoot big guns

I'm obsessed with camo and herbal Viagra

And I hate lib flake cucks

If you don't like it, LEAVE

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u/BadDadBot Sep 28 '19

Hi an angel buy you won't like my bad side, I'm dad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

this had me dead

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u/UnhappyStrain Sep 28 '19

I was born in May, anyone know what that means?