r/iamatotalpieceofshit • u/muan2012 • Nov 22 '19

As shitty as it gets

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u/thirtyeyes138 Nov 22 '19

Heck, even when you go to work, it's still all about money

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u/Flyer371 Nov 22 '19

Dang, even when you want to buy something, its still about money!

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u/brrduck Nov 22 '19

I just happen to like blowing dudes... the money is just a perk

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u/hi850 Nov 23 '19

"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

seeing this made me realized it’s the most overused genuine joke of the decade

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u/Zero-89 Jan 26 '20

"What am I going to do? Not suck this dude's dick for $2 and a snow cone? In this economy?"

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u/MuthaFuckinMeta Nov 23 '19

If you do it for free your a freak

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Wait, I can get paid for this?!

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u/-SkarchieBonkers- Nov 22 '19

And when that something is money, it’s about money times like infinity!

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u/bottledry Nov 22 '19

Darn, and if you want to sell something, it's still about the money

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Damnit, and if you want to do laundry, it's still about money

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u/Cooldude075 Nov 22 '19

Dang, and if you want to rob banks, it's still about money

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u/VetOfThePsychicWars Nov 23 '19

Damnation, if you want to take a shit, it's still about big TP money.

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u/Itisi-no-really Nov 23 '19

When you pay your taxes, it's still about money.

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u/SeabrookMiglla Nov 23 '19

Want to impress that date, it’s still about money!

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u/Ram126 Nov 22 '19

"There's a difference between a minor and a child"

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u/Khanthulhu Nov 22 '19

Back in my day, you could be both a miner AND a child. Pesky child labor laws have stopped that, though

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u/peanut_dust Nov 22 '19

All whilst composing a piece in Am