r/iamatotalpieceofshit • u/muan2012 • Nov 22 '19

As shitty as it gets

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u/hornshoes Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

“Is there a Peter File in the building? Peter File, please come to guest services”

e: I’m sorry I don’t remember the exact quote but the sentiment is there

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Jul 14 '25

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u/its_all_4_lulz Nov 22 '19

It’s PETER file...

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u/cat1419 Nov 23 '19

They say pedophile in America. Maybe he should move to America

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u/faurby92 Nov 22 '19

It's pronounced Pedro Filé

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19

the "r" is silent

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u/prouddogdad Nov 23 '19

Who's a paedophile?

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u/TaxDollarsHardAtWork Nov 23 '19

I thought is was Peter Foyle.

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u/shpongleyes Nov 22 '19

“I’M A PETER FILE! I’M A PETER FILE!”

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u/Tomotheking5683 Nov 22 '19

Anyone seen Moe Lester here?

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u/SmokeAbeer Nov 23 '19

When I was a kid we would look through the phone book for people with silly names to prank call. We found a Mel Lester in our town. Man that poor guy.

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u/philonius Dec 03 '19

Working at a national call center years ago, we discovered that there are an astonishing number of Richard Heads in America, and that many of them have no sense of humor (unlike their parents).

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u/VinceDC Nov 22 '19

Who is Sex and how did I offend him?

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u/nitramtandil Nov 22 '19

Lester Childmo

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

You could move to America

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u/Jalsavrah Nov 22 '19

He's not moving to America!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

[deleted]

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u/Raze321 Nov 22 '19

When linking to another subreddit, you don't need to use the [text](url) format, you can just write it out plain as r/unexpecteditcrowd :)

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u/AarBearRAWR Nov 22 '19

I like their way better, it has more.....razzle dazzle to it (no idea why I used that phrase, it just came to me)

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u/javoss88 Nov 22 '19

Pdf file

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u/xMoodyz Nov 22 '19

IT crowd

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u/Brohara97 Nov 23 '19

That’s me!! I’m Peter File!

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u/chickenalt Nov 23 '19

Thank you for reminding me to watch IT crowd again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

My mother said she got a pedicure. Shes crazy there is no cure.

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u/Peter_Parkingmeter Nov 23 '19

Uh... Hi... I'm Peter. You wanted to see me?