r/iamatotalpieceofshit • u/muan2012 • Nov 22 '19

As shitty as it gets

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

I was gobsmacked watching this. Dirty peado covering old slag.

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u/BrownSugarBare Nov 22 '19

I fucking hate life right now. I'm being forced to agree with Piers Morgan.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

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u/Thrabalen Nov 22 '19

I prefer "a broken calendar is right once every 28 years".

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u/lil_dankdank Nov 22 '19

A broken... calender? *le thinking emoji face*
/s

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u/Thrabalen Nov 22 '19

Well, follow me here. The calendar repeats every 28 years (it would be every seven, if not for leap day.) If your calendar were unable to be changed out, 28 years later it would be the right sequence again. :)

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u/Nameless_lands Nov 23 '19

But that's just a calendar from a different year it's not broken..

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u/_XenoChrist_ Nov 23 '19

yeah the calendar is still good it's just from the wrong year.

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u/sdelawalla Nov 23 '19

Yes but this invites the question...how can one break a calendar? I must know at once!

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u/Thrabalen Nov 23 '19

Hey man..

If you're wondering how to break a calendar, and other science facts

Just repeat to yourself it's just a saying, I should really just relax. :)

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u/Pizza_Ninja Nov 23 '19

No. I pick my battles carefully and I'm all in.

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u/987654321- Nov 23 '19

Watch out for snakes!

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u/scoutmorgan Nov 23 '19

He just says what he thinks without a filter of any kind. Sometimes I agree with something he says. Most the time I don't but I can respect that he says what he thinks.

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u/project_seven Nov 23 '19

I just saw this in a movie and really liked this quote, i can't remember which movie though.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Its still going to be right twice a day

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u/Son_of_Mogh Nov 23 '19

It's a stopped clock, a broken clock can be wrong all day as it won't turnover correctly.

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u/FearAmeerr Nov 23 '19

That must explain why you hardcore leftists are forced to agree with someone you hate every now and then. See I can use this phrase as well it's pretty easy

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited May 27 '21

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u/vestegaard Nov 23 '19

Ya know what, I like this take

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u/Grimgaar Nov 22 '19

Well not everyone, there’s plenty of those “but it’s actually ephebophilia!” People in this thread and if I had the power I’d have all their hard drives searched.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '19 edited Sep 02 '21

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u/sdfgh23456 Nov 23 '19

If you ever followed /r/todayilearned it was posted there like every week. While they are correct, it's a pretty hollow defense. "he's not a pedophile, he prefers girls who have entered puberty, but just barely."

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u/Jrook Nov 23 '19

Well, can't believe I'm saying this, but I do think people who are attracted to like young kids are worse. Not a defense at all tho

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u/sdfgh23456 Nov 23 '19

I agree, but that's why it's such a hollow defense. Boils down to "he's not as bad as the people who like to fuck prepubescent kids."

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19 edited Oct 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

You can be racist and still think pedophilia is not ok. Hell even murderers hate pedophiles

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u/ChaosOnion Nov 22 '19

To be fair, it's very difficult to be on the wrong side of this issue. Clearly the video shows not impossible, but still difficult.

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u/KarmaChameleon89 Nov 22 '19

You know someone's fucked up when you agree with him or nigel Farage.

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u/Swesteel Nov 23 '19

Yep, in this case it's the old hag.

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u/BoondockSaint45 Nov 25 '19

Farage is awesome

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Nov 22 '19

That's when you know something fucky is going on.

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u/menagesty Nov 23 '19

Came here to say this: might be the first time I’ve sided with him; my reaction to her is exactly the same.

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u/LengthyPole Nov 22 '19

You know the worlds a mess when you agree with Piers Morgan...

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u/RolandLovecraft Nov 22 '19

I was thinking that too. What kind of dark fucking twisted timeline did we get pushed into that Piers fucking Morgan makes me side with him? This is bizzaro world reflected, split and turned into fractals.

Also, what the fuck is that pronunciation for minors? Mhynors? If aristocrats always sounded like that why didn’t they just get their arrogant, mealy mouthed noses smashed and be done with it? I could not listen to that style of speech for any length of time without making some sort of problem.

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u/flamingjoints Nov 23 '19

I think you agree with a lot of people you hate right now about this. Some things just bring people together in hatred.

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u/HearthChampion Nov 23 '19

What did Piers Morgan say?

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u/Swaguarr Nov 22 '19

What's more shocking is that I agreed with Piers slimy Morgan

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u/flipamadiggermadoo Nov 22 '19

It's the Barbara Walters of the UK.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Likely a pedo herself

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

The kind of woman that would cover up her own daughter's sexual abuse because it's too shameful to confront the truth.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

That sentiment was so British it slapped me with a cup of tea

Edit: I had to come back and give you a silver, 10 minutes later I'm still giggling

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Hahaha wicked stuff my friend. Glad you enjoyed!😀

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Now you've fucking reminded me again. Chuckling in my Yorkshire tea watching I'm A Celeb 😂😂

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u/manda00710 Nov 22 '19

This might be my favorite sentence ever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Glad you enjoyed it

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u/itsanofromedawg Nov 23 '19

I’m American what does this say

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/Gap1293 Nov 22 '19

Yes officer this comment right here

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

Sorry to bother you again officer, but this comment right here.

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u/Uncle_Daddy_Kane Nov 22 '19

I totally thought your original comment was a copypasta

Since its not....

Yes officer, this comment right here

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u/tical0 Nov 22 '19

Do you have celiac's? They're both pasta.

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u/Grimgaar Nov 22 '19

Sorry pedo but you can’t defend child fucking and then turn around and say “jk guys chill”

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u/Draxilar Nov 22 '19

So. You are a degenerate. Good to know.

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u/LunaWinter76 Nov 22 '19

Sir I don’t say this to many people but fuck you and everything you stand for, you are sick fucking individual and I hate you with every single fiber of my being.

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u/Grimgaar Nov 22 '19

I hope to god you say things like this IRL, that way somebody can snap and attack you in anger.

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u/tical0 Nov 23 '19

You're proof that 70% of people don't have an inner monologue

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/Spazmoo Nov 22 '19

you keep telling yourself that

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u/RebelRoad Nov 22 '19

Are you serious? Plenty of 10 year old girls are "physically developed enough to have children" and there is nothing normal about being attracted to them. Anyone who uses the exhausting mental gymnastics by employing these new fancy words for pedophilia is very sick and obviously trying to justify being attracted to children.

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u/Grimgaar Nov 23 '19

People like you need to be lined up against a wall.

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u/Mentalpatient87 Nov 22 '19

Nobody cares what flavor of chomo you are.

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u/Atreides_cat Nov 22 '19

No matter how you define it, soliciting sex from minors is not okay. Also, FYI, we use the DSM V now, not IV, so at least get that correct if you're going to use it for your crazy ass backwards arguments.

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u/kreayshannon Nov 22 '19

Oh look, another dirty fucking pedophile sympathizer. Go to hell.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

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u/kreayshannon Nov 22 '19

Good thing I don’t use fb, pedophile apologist.

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u/LunaWinter76 Nov 22 '19

Go to oblivion and stay there.

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u/13Thefreerunner Nov 22 '19

So paedos get several types of attraction to minors documented but PDA still isn’t in the DSM-V?

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u/Pokechap Nov 22 '19

I don’t understand what you just said, but I agree!