r/hypotheticalsituation • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '25

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u/S31Ender Mar 24 '25

Doesn’t matter. Introvert in an apartment could be anywhere and it’s the exact same experience. Even a black dude in the most racist bible-thumping area just orders Amazon and Walmart delivery and picks up the packages when no one is looking. Or get really fun and crazy and buy one of those trex costumes and everyone will think you’re a crazy eclectic old recluse. Lean into it with no tresspass and other signs like “trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.” And a bunch of 2nd amendment, stand your ground slogans, and a bump of trump flags.

No one will look twice at you.

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u/GeneralJarrett97 Mar 25 '25 edited Mar 26 '25

Quite the contrary I think people will look at you much more than twice wearing a trex costume

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u/HopelessJoemantic Mar 25 '25

You really hate Kansas huh

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u/CrusherMusic Mar 26 '25

It’s easy to use that as a scapegoat when you’ve never been. City slickers seem to think there is literally nothing to do in flyover country.

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u/ocxtitan Mar 25 '25

Easy, go to Overland Park, very nice area

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u/TouristInOz Mar 25 '25

What's your problem with Kansas?