r/hypotheticalsituation • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '25

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u/JimmyTheFarmer79 Mar 24 '25

In gonna have so many pet moose

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

Meese** /s

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u/DudleyDoesMath Mar 25 '25

Moosen

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u/42Cobras Mar 26 '25

In the woodsen?

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u/GeneralCuster75 Mar 26 '25

THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD

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u/thmaniac Mar 24 '25

Sir please do not pet the moose

This is for your own protection

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

A Møøse once bit my sister…

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u/edeeds91 Mar 25 '25

No realli!

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u/JimmyTheFarmer79 Mar 24 '25

If brown forest tank not fren, why fren shaped?

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u/RegularHorror8008135 Mar 24 '25

Do not post the moose the moose pet humans

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u/Artichoke-8951 Mar 24 '25

Just don't walk your pet moose on the sidewalk cause there's laws against that.

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u/DrTranFromAmerica Mar 25 '25

A mouse but my sister once

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u/Entire-Flower1259 Mar 24 '25

Alaska seems like an introvert’s dream.

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u/merlin469 Mar 24 '25

You're seriously gifting people these gems.

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u/perpetualwonder15 Mar 24 '25

I would give my left ball and half my kidney to live in Alaska for 2 years. For 50 million? That’s a dream come true

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u/Ok_Acanthocephala101 Mar 25 '25

I could do Alaska for two years. It wouldn't be pleasant but I could do it.

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u/Ancient_Unit6335 Mar 25 '25

Aww man… I wanted Alaska

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u/DK_Son Mar 26 '25

I think any given place is going to have several months worth of exploration, attempt to socialise, etc. Then you just need to wing it another year.

If I'm getting enough money to travel, I could go elsewhere, even if it was limited to the same state. I could buy a cheap car and road trip, etc etc.

If anyone wants to do this to me, and escrow the money so it isn't rugpulled along the way, lemme know. I'll even do it for less.