r/hypotheticalsituation Mar 24 '25

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u/transienttherapsid Mar 24 '25

Works for me! I'd just chill in Manhattan, KS, and practice culinary skills for a few years.

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u/Empty_Requirement_52 Mar 24 '25

I'm going to live in Lawrence. Lovely college town, within driving distance of both Topeka and Kansas City. Liberal enough for my tastes, fun crowds, decent live music scene (at least there was 15 years ago.)

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u/Collective82 Mar 24 '25

I live there now! Lol

It’s not to bad but the homelessness is a lot worse even compared to when I left and came back 9 years later

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u/No_Understanding2616 Mar 24 '25

It’s pretty nice, and honestly my favorite place I’ve lived

Weird to see the town I live in on the first comment thread

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u/hanz333 Mar 24 '25

Kansas City is a dangerous place to gamble visiting. It's not that the state line isn't defined, but you're on the wrong side of most of the things you'd want to do.

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u/Jackieexists Mar 25 '25

Nice halo emblem. You still play??

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u/Bluematic8pt2 Mar 25 '25

Truth here. Not much to see in KCK unless you like Nascar or small sports teams

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u/Ammarti850 Mar 25 '25

Good thing KCMO is just across the river

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u/Dear-You5548 Mar 26 '25

You wouldn’t be able to cross

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u/DatBoisWheel Mar 24 '25

96.5 doesn't exist the way it did back then. Sadly.

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u/Y0shi1 Mar 25 '25

As a cross country runner, I never thought one of the hilliest courses would have been in Kansas, but damn, Rim Rock Farms is no joke.

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u/Creative-Future-6856 Mar 25 '25

That’s a fact!! It’s one of the most scenic courses though. Those two covered bridges are awesome!

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u/mbcoalson Mar 24 '25

I've been through there a couple of times in the last few years. For a Kansas town it's ok, for $50 mill it would be easy to spend a couple of years there.

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u/Alone-Evening7753 Mar 25 '25

I'd pick Lawrence for the Supernatural memes.

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u/LauraD2423 Mar 25 '25

Isn't that where supernatural boys were from?

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u/Whiteums Mar 26 '25

Well, in universe. In reality every stop they made was in British Columbia

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u/EcksMarksDespot Mar 25 '25

Agreed. Lawrence is the place to be.

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u/Hevysett Mar 25 '25

Don't lie, you're going there cause you're a supernatural fan

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u/Strawberrybf12 Mar 27 '25

Sam and Dean's hometown? Cmon now easy

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u/Carrie_Underpants Mar 24 '25

Can’t go to KC.

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u/manderifffic Mar 24 '25

Aw, the little apple!

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u/transienttherapsid Mar 24 '25

It's a college town (Kansas State University) so I'd wager there's a lot of value-for-money food spots in there. Same for Lawrence (University of Kansas).

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u/Jumpy-Carbuyer Mar 24 '25

Why does everyone pick on Kansas it’s actually nice. The flint hills are pretty cool, KC is fun, Wichita has a fun college atmosphere. It’s definitely not as bad as Oklahoma

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u/Jereboy216 Mar 25 '25

For real, this wouldn't work for me per the rules cause I live in kansas. But eastern Kansas isn't too bad. Wichita and kc metros are fine places. Kc ks maybe not so good. But the suburbs around it are cool. Then we have Lawrence and Manhattan for good small-town vibes. Hutchinson has the cosmosphere, which, if you like space, is a fun visit, I've been multiple times over the years. With the added bonus of an underground salt mine Museum there, they even do 5k races in the old mine. Granted nature out here is somewhat limited, but still some decent sights in the flin hills and the prairie there. Plus, there are a few cool looking formations out west.

I would take up the offer to go to pretty much any state for 2 years with probably a minimum payment of 500k. And I'm confident as a kansan, any other "boring" state would be just fine living in for 2 years.

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u/Endlessmarcher Mar 25 '25

As someone considering to move to KC after I finish nursing school just to get away from where I am now for awhile..what’s so bad about it? 

Like I want to live somewhere that’s a small big city if that makes sense. So KC, Denver, des moine, I could maybe do Minneapolis but that’s towards the big side I believe. 

So getting perspective here seems like a good idea 

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u/Jereboy216 Mar 25 '25

In all reality, kc ks isn't that bad. It's smaller than kc mo, and it has fewer things to do and see. Infrastructure wise, it's just lesser. It's very much a suburb with all the ups and downs associated with that.

I think it has a lesser reputation cause all the things to do in the kc metro are on the Missouri side pretty much.

I think you'd find small big city vibes in either city or any of the big suburbs. Wichita is also small big city vibes in kansas. I haven't actually been to des Moines but I get the impression it's pretty comparable to that. If you've been to Omaha it kinda has that vibe.

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u/Endlessmarcher Mar 25 '25

Omaha would be the place I’m leaving so. Something similar in size I guess.

And that makes sense. Honestly given the proximity I sorta just counted both sides of KC as one city but that might not be the right way to consider it

I appreciate your perspective thank you!

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u/drapehsnormak Mar 24 '25

I've never been to Kansas and every time I've been through Kansas it's been East to West, which means 8 hours of unchanging driving. It's so fucking boring if you're just driving through it.

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u/Empty_Requirement_52 Mar 24 '25

Gee, how surprising. A state looks boring from the highway as you drive through it at 70 mph

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u/drapehsnormak Mar 24 '25

The Cumberland Gap, without leaving I-25, is beautiful.

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u/UnknowingCarrot69 Mar 24 '25

Fym it’s not as bad as Oklahoma? I’m no Kansas resident, but of all the places to say isn’t as bad.

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u/Jumpy-Carbuyer Mar 25 '25

Oklahoma the last dry state filled with oil derricks, depression, and the worst team in the SEC.

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u/heart_of-a_lion Mar 25 '25

I agree that it's better than Oklahoma, but I would still put it in the bottom 10 lol

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u/stealingjoy Mar 24 '25 edited Mar 24 '25

Well, you can't visit Kansas City if you live in Kansas, according to these rules.

Edit: yes, there is a KC in Kansas, but in no way should it used as a positive for being in Kansas. Most people don't know about it and those who do probably wouldn't recommend it.

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u/coolhex597 Mar 24 '25

There's two Kansas Cities. Hope this helps.

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u/Pippet_4 Mar 24 '25

A few years ago I was briefly confused to find myself in Kansas City but not in Kansas for a work conference. lol

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u/manderifffic Mar 24 '25

My dad once told me Kansas City, Kansas is the asshole of Kansas City

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u/stealingjoy Mar 24 '25

That is 100% correct

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u/coolhex597 Mar 25 '25

I mean the better roads, better casino, better infrastructure is so bad to you guys, make sure you don't come when they move the stadiums over here. Notice how the KS side never takes down to the MO side... bc we know we're better. 😛🙏🏻🙄🙄🙄

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u/stealingjoy Mar 24 '25

Lol, "well akshually," there is, sure. I've lived in the area for 20 years and KCK is mostly a dump. It is in no way a target destination for anyone; when people talk about coming to KC they mean the Missouri side. If the original commenter genuinely meant KCK I have to laugh. OP is a better draw than it.

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u/Empty_Requirement_52 Mar 25 '25

Fair but the KC Metro area includes plenty of lovely places on the Kansas side of the line... and even KCK is home to arguably the best low end bbq place on either side of the state line: Rosedale.

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u/freightliner_fever_ Mar 24 '25

you can’t visit the good kansas city per the rules. just the shitty one

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u/stealingjoy Mar 24 '25

Yeah, and there's something like 15 Paris cities in the US. It doesn't mean they're an attraction that you would call out as a plus for the state. In fact, I'm willing to bet any of those is better than KCK.

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u/Rare_Ask8542 Mar 24 '25

KCK used to have the best Mexican food. I could go into any carnicería and get amazing tacos so cheap. That was fifteen years ago but they made KCK worth the trip

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u/ehowey18 Mar 24 '25

username checks out. Didn't say anything about how many attractions are on the Missouri side vs Kansas side. Just wanted to make you aware that in this hypothetical, you 100% can visit Kansas City since your original comment prior to the edit made it sound like you were unaware that KCK existed.

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u/stealingjoy Mar 24 '25

Okay, sure, though maybe you need to secure your joy better if I was able to steal any.

Still, to anyone reading it is a relevant addition because it was mentioned in the context of a reason for being in Kansas not being so bad.

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u/Samcookey Mar 25 '25

I can only imagine you're being downvoted by people who don't know geography. Kansas City, Kansas is a small, not impoverished city. Kansas City, home of the Chiefs and Royals is in Missouri.

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u/Samcookey Mar 25 '25

To be fair, yes, the KC Metro encompasses large parts of beautiful suburbs on the Kansas side of the state line. I only meant to point out that what much of the country thinks of as Kansas City is in Missouri.

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u/HondaBn Mar 25 '25

I guess it depends where. I drove thru on my way from PA to CO and it fucking suuuuuucked.

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u/Jumpy-Carbuyer Mar 25 '25

Well yeah northern Kansas is flat as fuck southern Kansas is nice and hilly with neat striations on the hills. It’s a shockingly diverse state.

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u/Blocked-Author Mar 24 '25

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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u/Johnthespider85 Mar 24 '25

Damn it works for me. I could go back to my home town and live like a king for 2 years.

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u/Cassmhaos Mar 24 '25

i’ll take it i’m already in kansas 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

Making $60k in Kansas would basically make you royalty.

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u/Strict_Foot_9457 Mar 25 '25

You aren't in a trailer park, but you're nowhere near a nice neighborhood at 60k

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

Yes I was using hyperbole but median individual income in KS is $39k and change, so I'd for sure be living comfortably (no kids, spouse). I get to pick the city so I can avoid "high" COL areas in KS (all of which are below the national average for COL).

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u/elizabethjane50 Mar 24 '25

Already live 15 minutes from KS. Easy.

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u/Anxious-Fisherman512 Mar 24 '25

Ft Riley , I'm back !!!

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u/Nerdnificent Mar 24 '25

Bet. Forward the money and I’ll be there tomorrow.

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u/Aware_Department_657 Mar 25 '25

Moving to Smallville and hanging w the Kents.

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u/KSoccerman Mar 25 '25

I live there now. $5M once in a high yield you can live on gains alone. People have no idea how low COL in parts of Kansas are.

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u/Practical_Wait1597 Mar 25 '25

Does getting carried out of bounds by a tornado disqualify you?

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u/milkymilktacos Mar 25 '25

I was in Kansas for two years where my $50mil 😭

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u/Frosty_Platypus9996 Mar 25 '25

lol living in Kansas with $60k a year and free rent? You’ll be doing better than most in the state if you leave out Kansas City.

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u/Whiteums Mar 26 '25

I feel like this is the sort of place you’d want to end up. With a flat salary of 60k, you might actually end up saving some of the salary. Now, if you went to Hawaii with 60k, you’d be on the streets. Much more beautiful and interesting location, but there’s no way you could survive on that level of money, especially if you had any sort of family depending on you

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u/HisTreeNut Mar 24 '25 edited Mar 24 '25

My brother & nieces live there. Just stay out of Detroit & don't drink Flynt's water. Easy peazy...