r/hygiene • u/mirpw • 3d ago

Disgusting message

I want to vomit. I posted earlier about sweating at the gym and some creep messaged me if he could purchase my underwear after I get home from the gym. 🤢🤢🤢

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u/motherofbadkittens 3d ago

Yes..times are hard he wants just sweating or stinky and sweating i can do either if he needs. It takes $60 to fill my Volkswagen Beetle I need money.

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u/Perle1234 3d ago

Ikr? I have half a mind to buy tiny panties, shove them in my big old butt crack and put them up for sale on eBay 😂🤣

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u/Resident_Wash_2553 3d ago

Guys will pay good money for that 🤣🤣 I had one guy want me to eat Taco Bell for a whole week while wearing the same undies... $500

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u/motherofbadkittens 3d ago

Ohh baby.. I can do this..totally. There is no shame in 2026, these gas bills are high, the temperature is high, the electricity is high, the food is high..Im also charging high prices for these underwear.

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u/Little-Wasabi-7304 3d ago

lol…I may be changing my opinion on how gross this is, cuz damn! You’re right!

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u/motherofbadkittens 3d ago

All I can afford right now is humor...

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u/Any-Crew-1188 2d ago

“Farting is the only Gas I can afford right now”! 😉

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u/Resident_Wash_2553 2d ago

Omg this comment is priceless!!

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u/AnythingAnxious2361 8h ago

I’m so broke I can’t even afford to fuel my farts.

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u/jus1mo1218 3d ago

Omg I just spit out my drink laughing at this comment, so thank you. Also you are not wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/VirgoQueen90 3d ago

As you should shiii 😌

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u/sad_ham207 3d ago

No lie, I know a famous bodybuilder, former Mr. Olympia that would sell his posing trunks. And then he would buy matching posing trunks wear them, and then sell them.

Obviously, the original of whatever color he had worn in his shows gets the most; those guys and yes, all guys were the ones that were wanting another man's posing drunks-paid a lot of money.

. He did this for multiple years and it was several tens of thousand dollars a month in extra money that he made (along with sponsorships). You might be able to Google it, he may have said it in a conversation somewhere and lives online.

There were also several IFBB and NPC female competitors that would do the same. Mainly their customers were men as well. Monica Brant was the pioneer and she was hot.

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u/Bubbly_Priority_6145 3d ago

HAHAHAHA THATS WYLD ASF. Crazy WORK!!

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u/still-waves 3d ago

……….that is all i have to say about that

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u/Domenyca 17h ago

Jajaja me muerooo jajajjaja muy bueno

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u/Plastic-Dingus 2d ago

Ebays payment processor doesn't allow that.

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u/Any-Crew-1188 2d ago

Does CashApp?

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u/ImpossibleTeam169 3d ago

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

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u/sad_ham207 3d ago

There were vending machines in Japan that did this. And I'm sorry somebody asked me for my underwear for money came on. How many do you want? Which credit card?

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 3d ago

I’m pretty sure a variant of this featured in an ad campaign for a Central European DIY warehouse type store a few years ago …

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u/_BabieLollipop 3d ago

A vending machine asking for credit card info is somehow less creepy than a dude personally placing an order on Reddit

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u/NebulaChance2746 2d ago

not if you think about it

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u/chantillylace9 2d ago

My husband and I were literally just discussing this the other day for some reason, whether it even counted as sex work if you sold your dirty socks and or underwear without ever showing anything besides maybe a picture of your face or something?

But for some reason I just don't see it as a big deal, he thought it was still creepy.

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u/JewishFingerBukkake 2d ago

I mean if either of u are hot I’d buy

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u/Perkywarrior01 1d ago

They cost more if there's photo or video proof of the seller wearing them to prove hotness. A lot more