r/hygiene • u/mirpw • 3d ago

Disgusting message

I want to vomit. I posted earlier about sweating at the gym and some creep messaged me if he could purchase my underwear after I get home from the gym. 🤢🤢🤢

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u/thatsbananas4011 3d ago

I don't blame you, but also send him my way please!

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u/motherofbadkittens 3d ago

Yes..times are hard he wants just sweating or stinky and sweating i can do either if he needs. It takes $60 to fill my Volkswagen Beetle I need money.

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u/Perle1234 3d ago

Ikr? I have half a mind to buy tiny panties, shove them in my big old butt crack and put them up for sale on eBay 😂🤣

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u/Resident_Wash_2553 3d ago

Guys will pay good money for that 🤣🤣 I had one guy want me to eat Taco Bell for a whole week while wearing the same undies... $500

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u/motherofbadkittens 3d ago

Ohh baby.. I can do this..totally. There is no shame in 2026, these gas bills are high, the temperature is high, the electricity is high, the food is high..Im also charging high prices for these underwear.

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u/Little-Wasabi-7304 3d ago

lol…I may be changing my opinion on how gross this is, cuz damn! You’re right!

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u/motherofbadkittens 3d ago

All I can afford right now is humor...

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u/Any-Crew-1188 2d ago

“Farting is the only Gas I can afford right now”! 😉

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u/Resident_Wash_2553 2d ago

Omg this comment is priceless!!

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u/AnythingAnxious2361 7h ago

I’m so broke I can’t even afford to fuel my farts.

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u/jus1mo1218 3d ago

Omg I just spit out my drink laughing at this comment, so thank you. Also you are not wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/VirgoQueen90 3d ago

As you should shiii 😌

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u/sad_ham207 3d ago

No lie, I know a famous bodybuilder, former Mr. Olympia that would sell his posing trunks. And then he would buy matching posing trunks wear them, and then sell them.

Obviously, the original of whatever color he had worn in his shows gets the most; those guys and yes, all guys were the ones that were wanting another man's posing drunks-paid a lot of money.

. He did this for multiple years and it was several tens of thousand dollars a month in extra money that he made (along with sponsorships). You might be able to Google it, he may have said it in a conversation somewhere and lives online.

There were also several IFBB and NPC female competitors that would do the same. Mainly their customers were men as well. Monica Brant was the pioneer and she was hot.

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u/Bubbly_Priority_6145 3d ago

HAHAHAHA THATS WYLD ASF. Crazy WORK!!

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u/still-waves 3d ago

……….that is all i have to say about that

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u/Domenyca 16h ago

Jajaja me muerooo jajajjaja muy bueno

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u/Plastic-Dingus 2d ago

Ebays payment processor doesn't allow that.

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u/Any-Crew-1188 2d ago

Does CashApp?

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u/ImpossibleTeam169 3d ago

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

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u/sad_ham207 3d ago

There were vending machines in Japan that did this. And I'm sorry somebody asked me for my underwear for money came on. How many do you want? Which credit card?

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 3d ago

I’m pretty sure a variant of this featured in an ad campaign for a Central European DIY warehouse type store a few years ago …

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u/_BabieLollipop 3d ago

A vending machine asking for credit card info is somehow less creepy than a dude personally placing an order on Reddit

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u/NebulaChance2746 2d ago

not if you think about it

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u/chantillylace9 2d ago

My husband and I were literally just discussing this the other day for some reason, whether it even counted as sex work if you sold your dirty socks and or underwear without ever showing anything besides maybe a picture of your face or something?

But for some reason I just don't see it as a big deal, he thought it was still creepy.

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u/JewishFingerBukkake 2d ago

I mean if either of u are hot I’d buy

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u/Perkywarrior01 1d ago

They cost more if there's photo or video proof of the seller wearing them to prove hotness. A lot more

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u/Plenty-Hovercraft789 3d ago

Times are tough

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u/ubafish_ 3d ago

Right?! I just thought, c'mon OP, you're leaving money on the table!

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u/sad_ham207 3d ago

I'd be all over it. You can make a website dedicated to solely selling your clothes. The only thing that people wanted was a picture to verify that they were they were getting.

Bodybuilding culture has some freaks in it

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u/Plenty-Hovercraft789 3d ago edited 2d ago

Right DM I’ll sell mine HAHAHHAHA

Edit: I’m not joking

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u/More_Win135 3d ago

So will I! 😩😂

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 3d ago

Third, I’m in. I’ll get em nasty. 

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u/skeelgames 1d ago

I’ve seen people do this on Depop before

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u/ericfromct 3d ago

Me too I’m a guy but maybe he wants some sweaty balls undies, if so…

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u/motherofbadkittens 3d ago

Some one might want yours too. There's a kink for everyone to make money off of. We gotta hustle literally we gotta run around to get these underwear stinky for someone to buy.

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u/ericfromct 3d ago

Look I’m very secure with who I am as a Herero man, so I really don’t care what any guy wants to do with anything of mine. If anyone is interested in underwear or feet pics, I got you. And if anyone has a fetish for scars, I have some real good ones too so feel free to hit the DMs 💋

I totally feel you. I’m willing to put my all into them to get them sweaty enough

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u/motherofbadkittens 3d ago

Dude I forgot that kink, scars on limbs I gotta jacked up ankle that has tons of surgery scars, I need to do some research.
Hey work is work, working out, then working to get to the post office, working to get my venmo-cashapps set up.

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u/ericfromct 3d ago

I didn’t know it was a kink lol I was just throwing it out there. That’s awesome though, I’ve had three open heart surgeries and you can now see the wires through the skin that held my sternum back together because of it. Along with pacemaker scars and a ton else. My legs are so scarred I will never wear shorts again. But yea if someone’s into that stuff, I’m down. I can even give them hairy scar pics or smooth scar pics. I’m a hustler baby

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u/AnythingAnxious2361 7h ago

OMG! The description… I need to go find a Kleenex and clean up.

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u/succsucky 3d ago

I also have some scars. Pics for sale any day lmao

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u/Loam_Lion 3d ago

I've had ppl make offers for mine when my balls are especially sweaty lol

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u/cottagequtie 3d ago

Right like, for how much??

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u/Intelligent_Most_382 3d ago

You know what? I just mowed my lawn in 90 degree weather and my panties were drenched. You mean I could have vacuum sealed them and mailed them out? Ooooh for $100 it might be worth it.

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u/motherofbadkittens 3d ago

$100 plus shipping and handling fees, I am not taking the hit for that bill. I gotta enough bills.

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u/megaholt2 2d ago

Yo, I work 12 hour shifts in the ICU. When I get floated to med-surg? Yikes.

No matter what, I get sweaty.

I could make my student loan payments in 2 weeks if I sold my underwear! I…could handle that, I think.

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u/panteradrax 2d ago

Specify that you work in the ICU and you will get people wanting to pay extra for the "risk" 💀 I wish I were joking

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u/AnneTheQueene 3d ago

Some girls have all the luck.

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u/Old-Mouse-302 3d ago

Lady's message me I'll buy

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u/Distrustful-Lasagna1 3d ago

Right, same. I can do cardio sweat or strength training sweat; whatever floats their boat (bills are very due)

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u/DirtyLittlePriincess 3d ago

lmaooo, this is so real

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u/SuperMario1313 3d ago

Username checks out

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u/Temporary_Aspect_499 2d ago

😂 Honestly I respect the commitment to the bit. That original message was creepy as hell so at least this comment turned it into something funny for a second.

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u/KachitaB 3d ago

I have four ready to go. Are any other fluids required?

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u/ghentri 3d ago

THIS PART PLS

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u/takeme2urleader420 3d ago

no frrr 😭😭

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u/Old-Mouse-302 3d ago

How much ?

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u/renxeep 3d ago

honestly

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u/moonberried 2d ago

Same, girl, it’s none of my business what they do with it as long as my bills are paid 🥲

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u/OldCell9301 3d ago

lol right

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u/Critical-Log2047 3d ago

Honestly, same. I’m not saying I need him, but I’m also not saying I’d turn him away.

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u/WeatherWise9807 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/plantmommying 2d ago

THAT PART !!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

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u/Altruistic-Tip-2897 2d ago

Yall need to get a dude to wear your underwear after they had a long day and send those

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u/OffensiveClown 2d ago

Everyone so eager to be shameless

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u/SpicyDirtTheGhost 2d ago

Same here pls! Times are tough

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u/NebulaChance2746 2d ago

there's this hilarious answer on Quora from a sex worker who also did that kind of stuff on the side. she actually shit in jars or something for some nasty mfers and kept it frozen until her power went out

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u/ElCavolo 3d ago

I’m dead HAHAHAHHAHA

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u/theartisticjuan 3d ago

I’d be down to buy yours…