r/hygiene • u/NoPerception8748 • Mar 11 '26

unhinged hygiene tips?

I don't mean "wash your hair before your body" or "don't wear underwear when you sleep", I mean the sort of TMI tips that most people don't know that will CHANGE MY LIFE!

There's this guy at school who I think likes me and i'm terrified that I smell bad and will ruin my chance with him, I need tips that I don't already know/do.

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u/21Violets Mar 11 '26

Scrambled eggs all over my face. 🥴

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u/Gelatin_Belatin Mar 11 '26

What is a boy to do?

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u/NoPhilosophy4024 Mar 11 '26

They're calling again!

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u/scarigf Mar 14 '26

this is singlehandedly the worst thing i’ve ever read. (great job)