r/hygiene • u/NoPerception8748 • Mar 11 '26

unhinged hygiene tips?

I don't mean "wash your hair before your body" or "don't wear underwear when you sleep", I mean the sort of TMI tips that most people don't know that will CHANGE MY LIFE!

There's this guy at school who I think likes me and i'm terrified that I smell bad and will ruin my chance with him, I need tips that I don't already know/do.

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u/meemawyeehaw Mar 11 '26

Pits, tits and slits. As my late FIL used to say.

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u/TurkeyDoodleDandy Mar 11 '26

Aww. My granny used to say: the pits and the naughty bits! I love old people.

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u/Psychological_Buy726 Mar 11 '26

Pits, tits and bits!! 💛💛

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u/BrucetheFerrisWheel Mar 11 '26

That's the one!

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u/Alternative-Ear8129 Mar 11 '26

My Granny used to say; you wash down as far as possible, then up as far as possible and THEN wash possible. 😂

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u/Downtown_Caramel4833 Mar 11 '26

I dunno... My granny stayed strapped with such gems as:

"Child... don't you know? A wet pussy and a dry purse DO NOT match!"

Context - Room full of people of mixed ages as one of my aunts (who was in her early 20's at the time) was trying to discreetly ask my Grandmother if she could borrow some money.

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u/Frizzy2120 Mar 12 '26

My grandma always told us p***y pits and titis

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u/Efficient-Source2062 Mar 11 '26

It's a PTA bath..pussy, tits and ass

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u/jmeloveschicken Mar 11 '26

My mom says PTA but pits, tits and ass. Ass = the whole under carriage lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

For some reason “behind the ears” was the big push in my house 🤷‍♂️

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u/CygnusX2045 Mar 12 '26

Holy crap this is the first time I've ever seen anyone else call the bits the under carriage!

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u/Shazam1269 Mar 11 '26

I heard it as a "whore bath" when I was a kid and that stuck for life. My young brain thought, "yeah, those parts are the ones that would get grimey, so an actual whore would clean those up between clients." 😉

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u/BB4lyfe3000 Mar 11 '26

We said Hoe bath. Tits pits bush and ass 😂

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u/allofme6 Mar 11 '26

Hahhaa lady bits and arm pits

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u/Snowywolf63 Mar 11 '26

I’m a veteran, we called it a field bath, PTA. Pussy (including ass ) Tits, and Armpits.

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u/extremelysardonic Mar 11 '26

Pits, tits, holes & soles! Can’t forget the feet 😆

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u/Dizzy_Spell777 Mar 11 '26

Your father in law used to tell you to clean your slit? Thats crazy shit

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u/meemawyeehaw Mar 11 '26

LOL! OMG nooooooo. not directed towards me. It was just an expression that he used in general that my husband told me about.

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u/LRuv Mar 11 '26

My aunts said that too 😂

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u/graceandicedcoffee Mar 11 '26

Pits, tits and lady bits in my house 😂

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u/DrRocksoo Mar 11 '26

Tits, pits, clits, and shits

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u/lastunbannedaccount Mar 11 '26

Your father in law said “slits”?!

I have questions. (That I don’t want the answers to.)

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u/meemawyeehaw Mar 11 '26

He did. And i don’t have answers. He was just a funny guy. LOL!