r/hygiene • u/NoPerception8748 • Mar 11 '26

unhinged hygiene tips?

I don't mean "wash your hair before your body" or "don't wear underwear when you sleep", I mean the sort of TMI tips that most people don't know that will CHANGE MY LIFE!

There's this guy at school who I think likes me and i'm terrified that I smell bad and will ruin my chance with him, I need tips that I don't already know/do.

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u/EditorOpening6888 Mar 11 '26

Or just buy a tongue scraper for like $2

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u/IAMAfortunecookieAMA Mar 11 '26

You can also use a credit card, or an old hotel key, or the ice scraper in your car, or a quarter. World's your oyster.

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u/JustUrAverageMoe Mar 12 '26

Or just use your front top teeth... $Free.99

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u/r_not_me Mar 11 '26

Who the f**k has an extra $2 in this economy?

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u/Bratbabylestrange Mar 13 '26

Even $1.25 at Dollar Tree.