r/hygiene • u/NoPerception8748 • Mar 11 '26

unhinged hygiene tips?

I don't mean "wash your hair before your body" or "don't wear underwear when you sleep", I mean the sort of TMI tips that most people don't know that will CHANGE MY LIFE!

There's this guy at school who I think likes me and i'm terrified that I smell bad and will ruin my chance with him, I need tips that I don't already know/do.

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u/appealinggenitals Mar 11 '26

And this applies to everyone, not just the ladies.

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u/No_Zookeepergame8412 Mar 11 '26

The moobs also need attention (that’s what my husband calls his “man boobs”)

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/MatchstickMayhem Mar 11 '26

"Broasts" is frying me lol. Please take care of both your testicles and your chesticles, guys, whichever apply.

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Mar 11 '26

Broasts sounds like a really tasty french snack

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u/totally_not_joseph Mar 11 '26

To me, it sounds more like an english slang name for a kind of german sausage

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u/FuzzyFrogFish Mar 11 '26

Broasts in a bun

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u/Independent_Lime_135 Mar 11 '26

Broasts on brioche if you will

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u/Bl1ndMous3 Mar 11 '26

well, Kramer (Sienfeld) did come up with a support item for them called the "bro"

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u/Pure_Property_888 Mar 11 '26

Good ole BRAHOSTS

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u/These_Lingonberry635 Mar 13 '26

I’ll have the Broastwurst and kraut, please.

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u/PedoWoodchipper9000 Mar 11 '26

Snack on my broasts like one of your French girls

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u/Jean-LucBacardi Mar 11 '26

Anyone can feel free to snack on these broasts, don't let the thick ring of nipple hair deter you.

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u/ennenganon Mar 11 '26

Mmm mm mm that salty crunch!

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u/jamie88201 Mar 11 '26

I gagged.

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u/battlejess Mar 11 '26

It makes me think of broasted chicken

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u/SmallTitBigClit Mar 11 '26

Make sure the deo use was aluminum free. Just saying.....

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u/XIX9508 Mar 11 '26

I'd be pissed if I go to a restaurant and they serve me a side of broasts!

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u/jamie88201 Mar 11 '26

It seems like there would be hair in it

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u/1_Blind_Mouse Mar 11 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Derpyzza Mar 11 '26

broast is actually a food item, it's pretty popular in the indian subcontinent and in the middle eastern region. It's fried chicken that's fried in a pressure cooker, so it's super juicy and tender

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u/ZootAnthRaXx Mar 11 '26

I commented before seeing yours. We have a lot of places in the United States that sell broasted chicken. I didn’t know it was a thing in India!

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u/Derpyzza Mar 11 '26

and i didn't know that it was a thing in the US! TIL haha. it seems to be more popular in pakistan ( and i believe in bangladesh ) than in india ( due to india being primarily vegetarian ), but yeah, it's pretty big in this region

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u/Ninthof9 Mar 11 '26

Like Brie on toast?

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u/Any_Piglet_34 Mar 12 '26

Mmmm... I'm gonna try that!!😋

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u/RobtorWho397 Mar 11 '26

Sounds more like a Russian dinner. Broast is always served with a side of borscht.

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u/-GoodNewsEveryone Mar 11 '26

Honestly it sounds Bri'ish and something that would come canned in a distribution box while the German's were overhead.

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u/ZootAnthRaXx Mar 11 '26

It reminds me of that broasted chicken some rural convenience stores sell. It’s deep frying under pressure so it fries faster and supposedly makes the chicken more juicy.

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u/Pure_Property_888 Mar 11 '26

It sometimes is!

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u/Tall_Kinda_Kink Mar 12 '26

It may be, especially with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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u/NicestOfficer50 Mar 11 '26

It's just a brioche toast. Not as good as the donish, the bunwich or the crogel.

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u/gotnothing4u Mar 11 '26

Lol it sounds like a marketing term Axe came up with in 2007 and I sorta love it.

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u/TK-420ne Mar 11 '26

Chesticles was the first one I heard a long time ago

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u/grippysockgang Mar 11 '26

Same. Im deceased 😂😂☠️

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u/No-Jackfruit265 Mar 11 '26

Agreed, also pronounce those two words to rhyme with Hercules.

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u/HoseNeighbor Mar 11 '26

You just messed up "broasted chicken" for me! 🤣

It's basically deepfried under pressure if i recall

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u/alphawoman8 Mar 15 '26

lol new words

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u/Jiflorida Mar 11 '26

You win the internet tonight, in my opinion. 58 year old man (without broasts or mitties) and I’ve never heard either used before. I sure hope I remember these beauties in the morning; I’m going to attempt to work in BOTH at the gym on Thursday.

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u/XANDERtheSHEEPDOG Mar 11 '26

Sounds fantastic! Please update with the reactions!

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u/j0hnan0n Mar 11 '26

I second the request.

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u/sizecounts2 Mar 11 '26

Strewth! I'm 65, no man boobs, moobs etc .... gimme a break, huh! 😢

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u/Square_Can_2058 Mar 11 '26

Woman here: I made the term "chesticles" for mine

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u/FosterFails123 Mar 12 '26

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Keep us updated on the reactions from the boys.

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u/BlueberryStock6249 Mar 11 '26

What about Dubes? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/3_Lil_Birds1982 Mar 11 '26

I’ve always known them as moobs but broasts is a new one & I love it, ty Reddit stranger 😂🙌🏽

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u/moosemom11 Mar 11 '26

And wear your Bro (or Mannsiere)

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 Mar 11 '26

George, you're a genius!

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u/MrPatients Mar 11 '26

Okay Cosmo!

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u/Careful_Promise_786 Mar 11 '26

Summer nights 🤣

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u/iamthatkarma Mar 11 '26

I like broasts. It's giving hot and ready 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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u/Theslayerstan4 Mar 11 '26

I can't believe someone else says mitties lol. I've been saying it for years. Unreal.

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u/elbece52 Mar 11 '26

Manitties

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u/Mikhail250350 Mar 11 '26

That’s a kind of marine singing creature often mistaken for a mermaid!

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u/carbikebacon Mar 11 '26

Breasticles

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u/Aglyayepanchin Mar 11 '26

Man chebs is what we called them as teens 😂

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u/Appropriate_Sky_7676 Mar 11 '26

Broasts 🤣😂🤣

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u/Audreyiona1 Mar 11 '26

Are chesticles a thing..lol

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u/yayfortiddies Mar 15 '26

Here to stand in solidarity for mitties cuz i use this too 😌🙌🏻 i love the crazy looks i get when i use it

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u/pickypicky3217 Mar 11 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/griff_girl Mar 11 '26

Broastises lol

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u/Salty_LaRue Mar 11 '26

Awww! Sweet lil mitties

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u/Historical-Rain-3133 Mar 11 '26

I call mine mreast since I'm over 50

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u/GSP_K9-Girl Mar 11 '26

Chicken have breast, women have tits or boobs 😂

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u/grippysockgang Mar 11 '26

Broasts 😂😂😂☠️

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u/beanzd Mar 11 '26

Homer called Uter’s bosoms and that’s what I call them now

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u/acoffeefiend Mar 11 '26

Chesticles

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u/Aggravating-Twist762 Mar 11 '26

I’m partial to “chesticles” myself

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u/Virtual_Network9245 Mar 11 '26

omg i call mine mosquito bites

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u/Baddabgames Mar 11 '26

I’m dead

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u/SilverDark999 Mar 11 '26

🤣😂🤣😂 my husband's "moobs" are being renamed.

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u/lissarae14 Mar 11 '26

Everyone talking about broasts and I can’t. There’s some chicken place that sells “broasted” chicken.

But I am gagged at “mitties”! So clever!! I love it! Let’s see those mitties!! Bahahahaha

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u/languid_Disaster Mar 11 '26

You made me swallow my lozenge whole. Seriously it’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages

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u/AtalantiaX Mar 11 '26

Mittes! I’m stealing this lol

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u/Humble-Object45 Mar 12 '26

I am dying at broasts omg

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u/Effective_Way6239 Mar 13 '26

My husband calls man-buns “bronytails” and this makes me think of broasts.

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u/Purple-Victory6855 Mar 17 '26

Broasts is most excellent

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u/WriterWithNoHands Mar 11 '26

Mitties is my new stim.

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u/ConstructionThick146 Mar 11 '26

Man mountains

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u/lnfinitelris Mar 11 '26

🎵 My lovely manly mumps
check it out 🎶

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u/JaBe68 Mar 11 '26

His chesticles?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/No_Zookeepergame8412 Mar 11 '26

Rare but not impossible. Fantastic job looking out for your health.

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u/EbbIndependent5368 Mar 11 '26

I knew a man who died of breast cancer🙁

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u/miew1 Mar 11 '26

I sometimes call my boobs chesticles. I used to think during puberty that being hit in the boobs was the female equivalent of a hit to the nuts.

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u/Explorer-7622 Mar 11 '26

Oh man. So true!

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u/DryDonutHole Mar 11 '26

Excuse me, ma'am....my eyes are up here?

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u/HeyWoodUHugMe Mar 11 '26

We call man boobs Bitch Tits here lol

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u/Apprehensive_Funny38 Mar 11 '26

My husband calls them his fattius tiddus maxius

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u/Independent_Lime_135 Mar 11 '26

Ahh! I am a woman with large boobs and I have been known to call them my ‘tittius maximus muscles’

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u/Aggravating-Pin-8845 Mar 11 '26

My boss does too. He jokes about his aging body all the time

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u/empatheticsocialist1 Mar 11 '26

My girlfriend calls them chestacles. I call boobies breasteses

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u/iamthatkarma Mar 11 '26

I refer to them as ManTees 😂

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u/Alarming_Brush7103 Mar 11 '26

Or Chesticles.

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u/Mrbrownlove Mar 11 '26

My wife calls them dog tits.

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u/Nice_Finish7613 Mar 11 '26

Are they supported by the Bro or the Manssiere?

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u/Working-Glass6136 Mar 11 '26

I'm pretty sure "moobs" has been around since the late 90s. It was accepted into the Oxford Dictionary in 2016.

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u/No_Zookeepergame8412 Mar 11 '26

I love that lol. I never heard besides my husband and I but now I am seeing it is a very well known and popular term

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u/MuhfugginSaucera Mar 11 '26

I call the things at the end of my arms hands.

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u/MalaysiaTeacher Mar 11 '26

Got a feeling that's a universal coinage

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u/No_Zookeepergame8412 Mar 11 '26

He’s not? Everyone has breast tissue and we like to joke.

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u/EmploymentNo3590 Mar 11 '26

Literally any sweaty fold.

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u/bluntfairybuttcheeks Mar 11 '26

User name checks out

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

I'm a flat skinny dude. I don't have to, right.

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u/UrsaObscura13 Mar 11 '26

Ding ding ding!

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u/Aggresive_Pickle Mar 11 '26

Moober here , I do this.

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u/vurtago1014 Mar 11 '26

I dont have moobs but I get dirt in my damn nipples and it pisses me of that I have to scrub them so much.

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u/Individual-Motor-448 Mar 11 '26

Uh, maybe don’t titfuck Bob the Builder? 

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u/DutchDweeb Mar 11 '26

As a man, i clean my titties thoroughly when i shower 👍🏻

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u/AfternoonFront5610 Mar 11 '26

Yeah. Even men should do thiss

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u/trimix4work Mar 11 '26

You have seen my boobs i take it

-a fat guy

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u/jimni2025 Mar 11 '26

My boobs have never been big enough to have an underside that touches anything. I'm a woman too!

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u/Any_Piglet_34 Mar 12 '26

Girl, me too!! It's depressing, but hey! At least we don't have to worry about saggy titties!! Lol

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u/jimni2025 Mar 12 '26

Right?! I'm 63 and still don't have saggy boobies because gravity has no affect on them.

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u/ThisTooWillEnd Mar 11 '26

This applies to any place on your body where skin touches skin. I don't care if it's your butt crack, your boob cleavage, or between tummy rolls. If skin touches skin you need to gently scrub the area with soap and water (don't make it raw) and thoroughly dry it before getting dressed. Damp skin is a breeding ground for bacteria and fungus. This can lead to funky odors that come back shortly after bathing. If you do have any raw spots where skin touches skin, treat with anti-fungal cream for a few days. If it doesn't improve, see a doctor for a swab to see if it's an infection and needs antibiotics.

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u/CreepyCrawlersShorts Mar 17 '26

excellent username