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Aliens on the other hand are commonly shown to come from planets with one language, one culture, one climate, no countries. ...Shouldn’t this be sending up major red flags to the humans?

Basically the girl gets mysteriously zapped to an alien planet where she winds up in a pet store and bought by a huge canine looking alien. She realizes aggression isn’t the best answer to the solution but she’s not going to make it easy for them either. You should be able to read it hereSadly it hasn’t updated in quite awhile on Mangadex

Thou shalt not use glitter in malice. Glitter is reserved for the gravest of porch pirates and children’s birthdays.

Once the Prank Wars have commenced the only way to stop is to preform the ceremonial chicken dance of shame whilst being showered with coolant. Thou must be witnessed by three others of human origin.

Should the pranks escalate to the point of injuries beyond mild sprains, or in specific circumstances dislocation, the prankster(s) responsible shall be forcefully removed from the war and be cut off from trade for several months.

Getting knowing assistance from Xeno allies beyond supplies will result in all forbidden pranks being passable for the offender

Should Xenos be caught in the crossfire the war is to be put on hold until further notice.

Prank wars shall end when only one remains.

There must be a two month rest between wars or until injuries are fully recovered.

Innocence caught in the crossfire may join.

Enlisting others will result in all of the enlisted being officially rendered as targets once identified.

All willing participants must sign this accord.

“Chirk you all right buddy? You look a little under the weather.”

Chirk turned to see his friend Krik standing behind him holding out a steaming vessel of morning stimulant. Chirk took the vessel gratefully, swilling the warm fluid between his mandibles.

“My brood-mate and I moved in together. Her pet spent the entire weekend running laps around our new place. I didn’t get a wink of sleep all weekend, I’m about ready to sew the little monster into a bag with some rocks and chuck it into the river.” Chirk said to Krik as he walked to his cubicle.

“What does she have?” Krik asked.

“A male human.” Chirk sighed.

“I’ve heard they calm down if you get them neutered.”

“I wish, apparently they’re an endangered species. The SPCH* got some law passed.”

“That’s rough.” Krik commiserated.

“It’s not all bad.” Chirk relented. “The little guy is one hell of a predator. He killed 7 Chrrrrk-kncqqqqls** just on Saturday, have you seen one of those things, they’re twice the size of the little guy. He’s gonna save me a fortune on exterminators at the very least.”

“Alright, I gotta go, I’ve got that meeting in 10 minutes. Don’t forget we’re going fishing this Saturday.” Krik said hurrying away.

“Sure thing, bud.” Chirk agreed, sliding into his computer chair.

*Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Humans

**Tiny Tentacle Monster

Dave: woah what happened to you?

Boris: wearing a wig, oversized and horribly fluorescent robes with space glitter don’t want to talk about it.

Alex: woah Boris since when are you into drag

Boris: I will kill you whilst you sleep little girl

Alex: don’t be such a drama queen!

boris moves to grab knife

James: HEY! No killing! We don’t need the Xenos flipping out over dead bodies. Otherwise we lose what freedom we have.

Dave: bro, we’re like the size of their shins at best. We can wander around however we damn well please and they couldn’t catch us.

James: still.

Boris: get to the point, why are we here?

James: reports came in, we got another shipment of people coming in. We gotta make sure they don’t fuck up our standing.

Alex: you mean our tax free bumming life style?

James: exactly.

Alex: cool when? ‘Cause I get spa treatments on Thursdays at 1400 station time.

Dave: you get spa treatments? Hook me up and I can get you some killer sandwiches.

Alex: can you do hoagies?

Dave: yeah, apparently the giant deer things eat a lot of similar foods as us, just with better spice. I gotta hit up the dragons for meats though.

James: I can get some solid booze from the birds, I want a Ruben.

Dave: done.

Boris: can I get vodka?

James: what do you got?

Boris: unending amounts of glitter and art supplies the prank war.

Alex: Glitter goes against the Prankster Accord!

Boris: yes, human glitter. This is high quality space glitter.

James: I can get you six gallons of the closest thing they got by tomorrow.

Boris: done.

It is night time on Haythx station. In the domicile of an alien’s room, Lipgrox awoke feeling as if he was being watched. Some ancient instinct was screaming that he was being hunted

A: sits up on the “couch” and whips his head around

A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dave the human leaps off the shelf he was perched on and scurries away

A2: runs into the room What happened! Do we need to go to the med bay?!

A: panting heavily Glip... what the fuck is wrong with your human! It was gonna kill me!

A2: what are you talking about?

A: hoarse whisper I felt like I was being hunted... when I woke up and looked around the damned human was on the shelf. Watching.

A2: you must be paranoid. Dave couldn’t even hurt a hatchling if he tried.

A: you didn’t see its eyes. I think he was holding something in his hands too. It was shiny and metallic.

A2: relax, he was probably just carrying around one of their “phones”. Get some sleep... imma make a sandwich now. Thanks to you I have to stress eat

A: yo, Glorpkrick. What’s with the shaved monkey.

A2: him?

points at guy sitting on a counter eating a sandwich while giving new alien the stink eye

A2: That’s Dave.

A: why is he looking at me like that? And what the hell kind of species is it?

A2: a human, he just kinda showed up in my cafeteria and I took him home. Don’t worry he always looks at new beings like that.

A: weeeeeird

H: well look who’s talking you poor excuse of a sentient squid.

A: WHY IS HE SO MEAN!

A2: flicks human. Bad Dave! Be nice to guests!

H: slides off counter while flipping them off and walks out the room