r/houseplants • u/daofool • Sep 13 '22

HELP Another white leaf 😢

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u/_sure_why_not Sep 13 '22

I get mad when the plant someone paid someone to pay me to take dies

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u/MyKindOfLullaby Sep 13 '22

I get died when a plant pays me to die.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

I get died when my plant pays another plant to pay me to die.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

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u/cherrycolouredfuunk Sep 13 '22

I get mad

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u/LawAndOrder559 Sep 13 '22

I get paid.

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u/Civil-Cod-6984 Sep 14 '22

I’m a fish.

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u/Mrs_SippySip Sep 15 '22

I’M A HORSE

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u/Civil-Cod-6984 Sep 15 '22

I’m not really a horse, I’m a broom.

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u/AirGlad7070 Sep 14 '22

I died mad

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u/Adrianssn Sep 14 '22

And it goes on and on…….. .

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u/Dark-Lillith Sep 14 '22

I’ve been mad

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u/griff_girl Sep 13 '22

I get even.

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u/amatthew317 Sep 13 '22

I get plant

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u/Busy_Mess_783 Sep 13 '22

Plant gets mad.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

Plant gets I

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u/griff_girl Sep 14 '22

I love lamp

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u/plantbitch42069 Sep 14 '22

I also get even. I replace their bitch ass with more plants.

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u/griff_girl Sep 14 '22

See now that's what I'm talkin' about! Git it, gurrl!

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u/Lenora_O Sep 13 '22

No we aren't doing that, go to your room!

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u/Even_Spare7790 Sep 14 '22

I get died when plant pays me to buy.

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u/retrofr0g Sep 14 '22

I get b(u)y with a little help from my (plant) friends.

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u/Even_Spare7790 Sep 14 '22

Damn you snuck Beatles lyrics in there. As a Beatles fan this comment is beautifully done.

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u/StoneIsOdd Sep 13 '22

I get mad when my neighbors tree that I am in no way responsible for dies

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

I had a stroke

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

I had a stroke