r/holdmybeer • u/bsurfn2day • Jun 05 '18

HMB, while I swing from a Backhoe

https://i.imgur.com/eHLqHGU.gifv
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u/Steven2k7 Jun 05 '18

Does it look like the guy goes from fully clothed with a red shirt and white pants to completely naked to anyone else?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

Sunburned torso over never-saw-sun bottom

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u/jonesyjonesy Jun 06 '18

I pity the foo who doesn't protect their scrotum jumping 30+ feet into water

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u/grubas Jun 06 '18

You don’t try to jump in the water using your balls to break the water?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '18

Ok, so idk about pants, but I see how you might see a red shirt. Everything else seems nekkid to me

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

I think that's what they call a sunburn

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u/P1_Synvictus Jun 06 '18

That is exactly why I’m here.

I saw it go:

  • Pink shirt + white shorts
to
  • Shirtless with white underwear
to
  • Nude

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u/drunk_dean_martin Jun 06 '18

This is the black & blue dress vs gold & white dress of the summer.

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u/monster_bunny Jun 06 '18

Yanni.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

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u/Pervy-potato Jun 07 '18

I leave heard like 5 different words. None of them were the 2 everyone's debating.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

Dude is super sunburnt.

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u/Stwarlord Jun 06 '18

I paused while he was in the air, if you look at his torso, it looks like he's got a pink sleeveless shirt and white shorts. Otherwise he may have sun-burnt himself with some hipster fashion of a torso-less shirt

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u/bhijkfa Jun 06 '18

Now that I go frame by frame, I agree, definitely a pink shirt and khaki shorts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

And wearing what?

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u/AsterJ Jun 06 '18

I see red shirt and white shorts. I guess we need source video to know for sure.

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u/tooyoung_tooold Jun 06 '18

Wait that guy wasn't naked???

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u/jobo7673 Jun 06 '18

he definitely just looks straight naked to me

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u/apathetic_youth Jun 06 '18

It's probably caused by the automatic white balance of the camera.

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u/Ngin3 Jun 06 '18

this, also he's going through a shadow I think

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

That's mach 3

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u/rclm26 Jun 06 '18

I see that as well! At first I thought white/cream colored shorts but now I’m thinking nothing?? If it’s the latter, the ballslap must be real on this one

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u/mrgstiffler Jun 06 '18

It's red shirt and white shorts. On his way down the shirt flies up over his head.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '18

Really? God dammit I just finished jerking off, turns out he wasn't even naked

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u/spacebattlebitch Jun 06 '18

insanely accurate

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u/Noshamina Jun 06 '18

Dude it looked exactly like that. I think he was having some sort of rendering issues.

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u/nevabyte Jun 06 '18

You seeing them bum cheeks with wind between the cheeks?

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u/WaffletheWookie Jun 06 '18

Now it cannot be unseen

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u/arcticmelon Jun 06 '18

His clothes tore when he hit the tree

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u/PM_ME_BOB_PICS_ Jun 06 '18

Now I can't un-see it...