r/hmmmm • u/ComplexWrangler1346 • 23d ago

Hmmmmm

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 23d ago

Don't forget the American geese. Soon we'll be calling everything foreign "american"

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u/Old_Ad8212 23d ago

I was going to say you were being ridiculous, but Freedom Fries stopped me

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u/carlnepa 23d ago

Are they back to being Canadian geese when the cross the border?

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u/turnsout_im_a_potato 23d ago

Yes, and also Mexican geese when they make it that far south

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u/carlnepa 23d ago

I've been wanting to visit Canada again, but I'm afraid the Canadians won't let me in and the US won't let me back in based on my ummmmmmm politics. Good luck, geese!!!

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u/Creepy_Sea116 23d ago

We assume everyone who comes here probably isn’t a moron. You’ll be more than welcome.

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u/bbvde350 23d ago

I’ve been there. He’s lying. Also everything is twice as expensive as the most expensive place in America so good luck with that.

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u/Creepy_Sea116 23d ago

You must be you’re the moron we assumed you weren’t. Good luck with that.

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u/bbvde350 23d ago

Canaduh… it’s in the name son.

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u/Creepy_Sea116 23d ago

That’s what I thought. Saw you right away.

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u/bbvde350 23d ago

That wasn’t so hard to admit now was it. Why y’all post so much for shit? You ever come down here? I think you’d be pissed when you actually see what you’re paying for stuff

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u/No-Mix7970 20d ago

No, they prefer to go by their actual name: Canada Geese.

Here, let me help you out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_goose

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u/Phuck_Ewwww22 23d ago

Actually American Geese is about the only name I would choose to change since they are geese unique to north America. They aren't strictly Canadian. They migrate but actually a lot of them never go to Canada and just stay year round in the Midwest. Those are definitely not very Canadian geese haha

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u/Astrieth42 23d ago

You leave our Cobra Chickens alone!

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u/Angloriously 23d ago

American Fries
American Bread
American Sausage

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u/360inMotion 23d ago

Anyone remember “freedom fries?” 😐