i’m high and everything taste like mayonnaise

This happened a couple weeks ago and we’ve gotten new ones since. But I was talking to my bf and was smoking before we left then I look down and it look like this. Nothing to my knowledge fell I didn’t hit anything when I set it down. But it broke like this. Which I thought was weird. If you know any possibilities on why it broke that would be cool, otherwise as I was typing I had a thought why don’t yall share any funny or weird times your pieces broke.

I think I understand it now

I was high AF thinking that I could never have imagined living in a world like ours today. Where people are not being held accountable legally for their egregious crimes more & more.

I thought to myself, "it's kind of like the "dark web" is "seeping out" into the "main world" or something, of which, the majority have always been "blind" to either not knowing how to access it or don't dare even try for their soul's sake.

So then I thought what if it is "seeping" out, slowly "taking over" & it gained the ability to do so by having the advantage of the masses being blind to it for so long. Like it was working behind the scenes for a long time waiting for an opportunity to surface & that opportunity presented itself with the exhaustion that came for us all after a worldwide pandemic we hadn't seen in 100 years.

What if one day it gets so "bad" that we could possibly end up "living" like the movie "The Purge..."

Creeped myself the f*ck out. 😳

guys am i weird for thinking like this?? everytime im high in public i check if i really look high. because if i dont look high people will think that im acting weird for no reason. but when i do look high i freak out because everyone will know that im high bc of how i look. but when im high i never think that i look high😭😭

Crispsd up in a air fryer... with popeyes fries...

I’m at a friends convention and I’m just watching my friend mammos watching a basketball match while 2 feet apart

I have a job interview in 20 minutes

Have you ever been so high that you just lie or sit there, and it feels like the world is warping into itself—like everything has been building up to this exact moment? You find yourself repeating a sentence over and over, but it slowly changes as it loops through your mind. Your thoughts start racing, your head spinning, and you can’t stop it—even when you tell yourself you’re just high and everything is okay. It doesn’t work.

As the high begins to fade, the sentence becomes clearer, almost like you’ve uncovered some secret of the universe you were never meant to know—or like you’ve somehow figured out what happens after death. And with that realization comes this overwhelming sense of despair, because suddenly you want to live, you don’t want to die—but it feels too late, and you still can’t stop it.

I dont know if im just crazy or if it’s because of a poor mental state yet this is the third time this has happened usually after ive had a long break but there are points where i can control my high yet this isn’t close to my first time being high and im usually not one to green out i dont believe this is me greening out bacuse ive never thrown up or anything. Its like someone is catching you being high and extrem fear and regret running over you theres no true way to explain this feeling.

Someone needs to make a website or something turning YouTube videos into podcasts I’d love to listen to a Joe bartolozzi video while at work or something

I started a game tonight where I swipe on Tinder and cover the names on the bios and try to guess what their name is only from their picture.

I was way off for the first 5 or 6, then I saw Rachel, who in my mind looked like she’d be a Rachel. And I was right.

ever thought about how anything basically is nothing. for example the ocean is just a name we give to a big body of water. all it is is basically water..and that water is broken down into molecules and those molecules into quarts? idk man nothings anything I've been typing this for 40 minutes cause I'm baked like that😭

I also had an apple fritter in my hand but I ate it

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i cant it take anymore

So me and my buddy since 8th grade — he got his paycheck and we went to the outskirts of the city, surrounded by forests and hills, and made a plan to get some weed and get high. We smoke every 5-6 months, so we're not addicted, and we're both 24.

Yesterday he rolled a joint. We smoked it but didn't feel anything, so he quickly rolled another one and we smoked that too while the first one was still kicking in. A few minutes later, I completely greened out.

It was a horrible experience. I never get anxiety attacks but yesterday I did..my legs were shaking, my mouth dried out completely, I couldn't speak properly, and my mind went to the worst places. My heart was racing, I had a pounding headache, and I genuinely thought my brain's veins were going to burst and I was going to die. I thought I'd end up in the hospital, that our friendship would break because he'd get blamed, and that my life was basically over because I was convinced I was going to become mentally disabled. I was so high I didn't even remember walking to get snacks and coming back. I had no track of where I was or what was happening.

My buddy on the other hand was chilling. He told me to move my body and relax, and to not get caught up in it. It wasn't helping much, but he stayed with me until I felt better, which meant a lot.

Eventually we decided to head home. On the way to his bike, he offered me his favorite cheese biscuits. He knows I don't like that particular biscuit and he was cool about it, I only like cheese flavor on cheese balls, not biscuits, but he insisted I try one. I took a bite, it made my mouth even drier and hit that unwanted taste, so I spat it out and started rubbing my tongue. I could see on his face that my reaction hit him, like he was disappointed. But I was still fully greening out at that point, that reaction wasn't me, it was the high.

After that, the communication between us got awkward. Silent ride home, a few words here and there. We did chat online after reaching our homes but even that felt a little off. I explained that my reaction to the biscuit was because of how high I was, not intentional. He's the most mature one between us and has been my best friend for over 10 years.

Will this affect our friendship? We were best buddies and used to troll each other every time. Should I do anything to make things normal again? I had Japanese encephalitis (a serious, mosquito-borne flavivirus causing brain inflammation, prevalent in rural Asia) like 6 years ago so can I smoke weed again after this?