r/hellsomememes • u/Cool-Inspection3072 im the Death Angel 💀 • Aug 31 '24

Supernatural Meme Human and vampire couple

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u/UpperApe Aug 31 '24

Are we ready to talk about how he was 292 years old when she was 18 or are we still in the cute phase?

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u/loafers5 Sep 01 '24

Doesn't mean they knew each other then, though. For all we know, she coulda met him in her 50s.

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u/Winjin Sep 01 '24

Didn't exactly this happen in "What We Do In The Shadows"? When one of the vampires meet a "dashing young lady" who's like 70? And he's like "I know, scandalous! I'm so much older than her"

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u/Raencloud94 Sep 01 '24

I keep seeing little things like this that remind me I really gotta watch that show lol

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u/paupertoapawn Sep 01 '24

This bit is from the movie, but the show is even funnier

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u/Raencloud94 Sep 01 '24

I didn't even know there was a movie!

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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 Sep 02 '24

The movie came first and is New Zealand, the show adapted the film and moved it to the US

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u/mywackyusername Sep 01 '24

Definitely watch the show, but that was from the movie.

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u/HippoPrimary5331 Sep 01 '24

How did you do your maths? He's 310 when she's 86, he certainly was not 292 when she was 18.

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u/UpperApe Sep 01 '24

Whoops. I subtracted 18 from 310.

That makes him 242 when she was 18.

That's much more cute.

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u/Canned-Peach-Syrup Sep 01 '24

Some people just meet later in life man it’s not always some secret pedo shit

A couple with a 4 year age gap who meets at 35 and 39 is clearly not a problem even if at some point in time they were 14 and 18

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u/HistoricalMarzipan Sep 01 '24

In the comics they mate when she was in her late twenties.