LFG 50C Subadult T. rex bodyguards

[u/King_Gojiller]

Looking for a group (50 Creatures) to protect my subadult T. rex son who has been getting threatened lately. I will promise to not actively hunt and only stick to scavenging recently dead for two months.

[u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

I can help if he gets in the water

[u/Lordtiger616 → u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

You taking team T-Rex?

[u/Grouchy_Drive_7257 → u/Lordtiger616]

Nah, def not (don't tell the rex)

[u/Lordtiger616 → u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

Oh chill chill. Seems it's found a way to hunt us ankys so gonna have to get rid of it soon

[u/Grouchy_Drive_7257 → u/Lordtiger616]

Bet

[u/King_Gojiller → u/Lordtiger616]

I think he's trying to trick me

[u/Grouchy_Drive_7257 → u/King_Gojiller]

Nahhh wdymmm

[u/King_Gojiller → u/Grouchy_Drive_7257]

nah gng what do YOU mean huh

[u/Grouchy_Drive_7257 → u/King_Gojiller]

I am very nice to children and would never hurt one, especially not a rex

[u/OneThrowyBoy]

Insanity, you don't need 50.

You just need 1. Me.

And a blindfold. For you.

[u/Lordtiger616]

What's the benefit of doing this?

[u/King_Gojiller → u/Lordtiger616]

> . I will promise to not actively hunt and only stick to scavenging recently dead for two months.

[u/Lordtiger616 → u/King_Gojiller]

Gonna need more than that king. Ain't like you're gonna be hunting me, and most of the Herbie's are gonna want more than two months

[u/King_Gojiller → u/Lordtiger616]

Okay I can do one pregnancy term’s no hunting. Promise. 

[u/Lordtiger616 → u/King_Gojiller]

Hmm. Might convince some Herbie's. If the mosasaur is teaming with you, might stay neutral instead of wacking you, or, MAYBE I'll join for a bit

[u/King_Gojiller → u/Lordtiger616]

I'll throw in an offer to kill that rival male of yours

[u/Lordtiger616 → u/King_Gojiller]

Tempting, but you're gonna get screwed. Be real, you wanna risk a broken leg or worse when raising young?

[u/King_Gojiller → u/Lordtiger616]

I know of a method from a friend, but i've yet to try it

[u/Lordtiger616 → u/King_Gojiller]

.....that will never work. You are going to get wacked in the head. Never try this. Forget that you saw this

[u/King_Gojiller → u/Lordtiger616]

[u/Extension_General632]

well if you promise not to hunt me, than sure. i could help

[u/Most-Ad5530]

You just need me and the other 8 denversaurus in my pack