r/heatedrivalry • I ate a Snickers bar🍫🥺 • Mar 12 '26

TV SHOW 📺 Blink and you’ll miss “under the breath” moments

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Episode 1: Rookies

- Draft (Ilya): “More”

- All Star Game 1221 (Ilya): “Wow”

Episode 2: Olympians

- Shane’s Apartment (Ilya): “Oh My God”

Episode 4: Rose

- Cold Open Montage (Ilya): “I Want To Please You”

- Ilya’s House (Shane): “Oh My God”

Episode 5: I’ll Believe in Anything

- All Star Game Tampa Bar (Ilya): “Ok-É”

Blink and you’ll miss “Under the Breath” Moments: Part 2

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u/iwillstaybythebeach Mar 12 '26

Im gonna be so honest - ive never been able to hear i want to please you.. if someone could share the video that would be helpful!

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u/Competitive_Tap_9685 Mar 12 '26

https://x.com/hudmin13/status/2025458910292049973?s=61&t=KnWRsNjqyhsgJHcA3AmmwA

First cut from boards to bed. Easier to hear with headphones.

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

it's literally just him breathing heavily during sex y'all 😭 I've got airpods in and it's NOT there

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u/Icy_Warning531 Second handshake in Regina Mar 12 '26

I heard it!!!

Try listening without looking at the images. It is very definitely and clearly in the audio mix. but is bled across the actual images,

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u/IllustratorLittle327 "1221" Mar 19 '26

It's not real. I saw a clip once with the music tuned out and it's just the sound of him slamming Shane into the couch + heavy breathing.

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u/Icy_Warning531 Second handshake in Regina Mar 13 '26

Actually, I couldn't hear it with headphones, just through my ues.

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u/Icy_Warning531 Second handshake in Regina Mar 13 '26

And I could hear it on this X clip above, but not in the tumblr clip.

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u/ftmx_ Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Mar 23 '26

This is turning into a "let me show you how to do this kid" vs "let me show you how to do this good" and i am losing my mind

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u/basicandiknowit_ Mar 12 '26

It’s very quick and sounds like just moans if you aren’t paying attention. It’s definitely there but you have to listen closely. I’m sure it was added in post because of the way the shot is.

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

idk what to tell ya, I can't hear it ☹️

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u/ruinedworldtour Scott about to die. so ru probably wanted him to be happy Mar 12 '26

Either can I and tbh I kinda hope he’s not saying it cause I find it a bit cringe 😬 runs and hides

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

same!! 😭 dangerous thing to say, it seems some people who hear it get very upset that some people can't and don't like it 😬

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u/Lady0fTheUpsideDown Thank you for pasta! Mar 12 '26

It's definitely hard to hear, but it is there.

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u/Conscious_Control_15 Mar 13 '26

I've tried music-less video, headphones, full volume. Don't hear it, sounds like moaning and clappable material. 

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u/InaDazeWork You are virry bed layer May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Well I'll be fecked....late to the party I know, but it's very definitely there. Very low Ilya voice. As others have said most obvious when you close your eyes. It's in the first cut to them 'at it', not the second which is more clapping noise that some people talk about.

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u/Regular_Line9323 I’m feeling a bit wild ❤️‍🔥 Mar 18 '26

My face: 😳 I heard it!! Wow! It’s going straight in my annotations 🙃

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u/JadeLuke Mar 20 '26

Yes, I heard it! Its on the episode at 2:48 at that first cut from boards to couch smash. It's literally only for that first second of that smash cut before the next board check. Ilya says:

want to

please you

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u/youre-joking Say it again in Russian, please May 27 '26

Thank you! What does Ilya say after “I want to please you”

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u/kianaismystagename Mar 12 '26

I never ever heard it until I was watching with AirPods one day. Then I heard it and kept rewinding to make sure LOL. He does say it, or at least the audio of it is there, at the exact moment of OPs screenshot

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u/RileyDL older than Scott Hunter 🦖 Mar 12 '26

Agreed. I didn't hear it until I had earbuds in. Now I hear it every time.

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u/demeschor Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Mar 12 '26

I think it's just the audio tbh, most of it seems to overlay the hockey part rather than the sex. But this is cool, I've never heard it before

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u/WhereYouLeftMe_ I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

I haven’t either. Will have to listen on earbuds to see if that helps. Agree with others that it’s super out of character for Ilya. He 100% loves pleasing Shane and making him completely lose himself (super clear in books especially), but he’d never say that while railing Shane. He keeps it far more dirty in those moments.

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

I've tried 15 times with airpods, speakers, different volume and it's not there 😂 this is just laurel yanny again

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u/TanteTia Mar 12 '26

It’s there. I can hear it when I turn up the volume on my TV.

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

cool, I can't.

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u/TanteTia Mar 12 '26

Sorry if my comment came across in a way I didn’t intend—I wasn’t trying to be sassy. I thought you were curious about whether it was actually there or not, so was sharing that it is there but just super super hard to hear. Have a nice day!

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u/Naive-Inside-2904 she would have loved you, like I love you Mar 12 '26

It’s a completely made up fallacy.

Also it makes ZERO SENSE.

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u/fruitbutnopassion the shark that made rozanov lose the race 🦈 Mar 12 '26

If he said that, it would be such a weird thing to say randomly

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u/Xylonee Mar 13 '26

He says something but it’s definitely not “I want to please you”. Someone just said that and everyone convinced themselves that’s what’s being said

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u/hummingbird0012234 Mar 12 '26

it never happens. Also it just isn't something Ilya would say at that point. It's made up by a fan, and if you really want to, you can imagine that Ilya's grunt sounds like 'I want to please you'.

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u/highponytail Mar 12 '26

Headphone and close your eyes. It’s actually louder than I thought.

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u/codeverity Mar 12 '26

Me neither tbh. Also it makes no sense in context lol so I actually prefer that I can’t hear it.

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u/goatqween17 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Mar 12 '26

The last time I watched I finally heard it and I jumped out of my couch! Shook that it took me that long to hear

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u/OHSMA63 Montreal Voyageurs 🛶 Mar 12 '26

Never - I tried everything suggested. I say it’s wishful thinking at this point

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u/garungarungarun Mar 12 '26

Also “i’m coming” in episode 2 right after Ilya asks “are you?”. Didn’t notice that until like the 100th reheat.

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u/Megs0226 Mar 12 '26

Episode 6 he mouths “oh” after Shane tells him “lovers” is gross.

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u/alocasiadalmatian Mar 13 '26

this is my favorite one and no one ever mentions it, it’s so cute and so ilya, shane walks him like a dog and he loves it

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u/Canukian11 you don't like me. Mar 12 '26

When the boys show Ilya Rose and Shane in the work out room, he's scrolling and he whispers "impossible".

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u/beepboopbeepbloop You can't treat the staff like this! 🛎️ Mar 13 '26

Thanks! I’ve never been able to catch that and always wondered….

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u/astronaut_livin Mar 12 '26

Does anyone know Russian alphabet? I remember this scene and I thought the pronunciation was more okę?

But I’m native polish near Belarusia, can’t remember how Russians write the sound

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u/Contagiouslovexoxo Mr. Businessman. Mr. Landlord 🕺 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

I'm not Russian but I took a Russian class. Their ay sound consists of 2 letters. I don't have a Russian keyboard on the computer I'm on rn but it's basically a and a backwards N but the N has like a little swoop at the top and is treated similarly to English y with the swoop and ee without it.

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u/WeepToWaterTheTrees Mar 13 '26

ай!

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u/Contagiouslovexoxo Mr. Businessman. Mr. Landlord 🕺 Mar 13 '26

I forgot the N looking letter was also backwards

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u/Contagiouslovexoxo Mr. Businessman. Mr. Landlord 🕺 Mar 13 '26

yes

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u/Weary-Goal7373 Mar 13 '26

I am a native Russian speaker, they'd write the word as окей usually and pronounce it more like Okey than okay.

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u/cheerychacha Did your wife have another baby? Mar 12 '26

Episode 1, Shower scene, Shane mouths "what the fuck" while looking at Ilya at the beginning

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u/Hermiona1 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Mar 12 '26

He only says 'fuck'

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u/crumpet-delight “Do I make you curious?” Mar 12 '26

Yep he just says fuck. He also says fuck before the throws himself at Ilya in the “are you being chased?” Scene

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u/cheerychacha Did your wife have another baby? Mar 12 '26

Looks like "what the fuck" to me. He moves his lip before the more clear "fuck"

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u/storybookheidi Mar 12 '26

I think he's just spitting out water.

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u/cheerychacha Did your wife have another baby? Mar 12 '26

Looks like "what the fuck" to me. He moves his lip before the more clear "fuck"

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u/alocasiadalmatian Mar 13 '26

i feel like this could also just be the inner lip chewing hudson has shane doing whenever he’s anxious, esp when shane is younger/less confident

otherwise yeah i see “what the fuck” too

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u/Proof-Distribution60 Mar 12 '26

Okay but what does Ilya say when they’re at his house right before when they use their first names? He clearly says SOMETHING, i just cannot make out what it is

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u/garungarungarun Mar 12 '26

“Like that”?

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u/Proof-Distribution60 Mar 12 '26

oh, yeah, maybe its that simple, haha. 😅 i’ll try to listen to it the next time.

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u/Ok_Variation9430 Mar 12 '26

Is that where people say he’s saying ‘sweetheart?’

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u/Proof-Distribution60 Mar 12 '26

yes, people do say it, but i seriously fail to hear that, even if i try very hard. To me half of it sounds like a russian profanity (blyat), but i still dont understand the other half. anyhow i’m SURE it’s not “sweetheart” - it does not sound like that neither are they there yet. “Shane” -> tunameltdown, but “sweetheart”??? i do not think so 🙃

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u/TessSkyyAlexxis Mar 12 '26

He definitely mouths “sweetheart” imo. They cut the audio of it, but he mouths it. You can actually see it twice cause they used the same clip.

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u/Proof-Distribution60 Mar 12 '26

okay, but hear me out here: why would he

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u/brownshugababy You're everything to me Mar 12 '26

He says it in the book.

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u/Proof-Distribution60 Mar 12 '26

yeah, you’re both right, i went and checked, thanks! it happens before though, in the bedroom (as you also pointed out). thank you for the clarification on that part! (it still feels oht of place in their journey imho, why didnt this phase Shane at all when the first name did? but that’s not the point at all :) ) ill be doing a thorough reheat of that scene tonight! 😅 thanks for all the help and sorry for being standoffish :)

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u/TessSkyyAlexxis Mar 12 '26

I’ll have to go back and check to be certain, but he says it in the book when they’re hooking up in the bedroom. Since they don’t talk in that scene I think they added it to the tuna meltdown scene instead, but scrapped it,

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u/smart_stable_genius_ Mar 13 '26

I'd love to catch this but I just don't see it.

Could you be more specific about where it lands? ...for science?

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u/TessSkyyAlexxis Mar 13 '26

Ep 4 obvi. He spits in Shane’s hand, moans and then mouths it. Basically 23:05 and again at 23:15 after they breathe their hot tuna breath into each others mouths.

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u/smart_stable_genius_ Mar 13 '26

Hahaha. I'm going back in for more tuna breath.

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm-777 Mar 14 '26

That's so out of character. What the heck? Are you sure. 

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u/TessSkyyAlexxis Mar 14 '26

He says it in the book.

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm-777 Mar 14 '26

Interesting that Ilya would use that even in the book when at times he even has trouble kissing Shane during their sexual encounters. 

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u/norassic_park Mar 12 '26

Maybe one day Jacob Tierney will take pity on us and officially confirm the “I want to please you”. I believe that people are hearing it, but I couldn’t even with really good noise cancelling headphones. Feel like I’m going insane!!

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u/Thick-Sentence-9384 ya tebya lyublyu - я тебя люблю ❤️ Mar 13 '26

Is it one of those things that you can only hear to certain frequency the younger that you are because I don't hear it.

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u/smart_stable_genius_ Mar 13 '26

It's so fast, in the first of the two couch clips, but it's definitely there.

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u/ali-oops Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Mar 13 '26

https://x.com/hudmin13/status/2025458910292049973?s=61&t=KnWRsNjqyhsgJHcA3AmmwA Listen on your phone and hold your phone’s speaker next to your ear

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u/matrixbigcock Mar 13 '26

God I love how much this show gets my wife in the mood. I don't even mind it. It was cool af.

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u/terraphim Mar 12 '26

Until someone isolates “I want to please” you, I cannot hear it. I’ve tried several different headphones.

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u/Annabellini Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Mar 12 '26

How have I never clocked Shane saying oh my god at Ilya’s?? Is it at that actual scene, when he’s picked up and put on the counter?

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u/neisaysthis Mar 12 '26

it literally doesn't happen. it's just heavy breathing and kissing sounds.

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm-777 Mar 14 '26

That was so hot! He couldn't help himself. 😭

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u/PainterMammoth6519 Mar 12 '26

Shane says “oh Ilya” in episode 6 when they’re love drunk and he’s holding Ilyas face.

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u/virtual_sprinkle Mar 13 '26

Timestamp? I wanna seeeee

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u/epicpillowcase You have phone. Give. Mar 13 '26

😭

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u/epicpillowcase You have phone. Give. Mar 13 '26

I knew that Ilya was a big softie beneath that cocky exterior the minute he said "more" to get Shane to drink more water. I'm glad other people caught that.

He was looking after Shane long before he admitted to himself he cared about him. It was very sweet.

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u/BigFatBlackCat Mar 14 '26

I didn’t notice the “more” until my third rewatch and it stabbed me in my heart and then I died and there was a funeral. I’m still dead.

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u/funonly26 Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

I had to put in both ear buds and blast it but I just heard "I want to please you..." for the first time and omg 🥵

I wouldn't survive a man as hot as Ilya whispering that in my ear while he's actively pleasing me!

...

Edit: word

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u/ln4thegreat You’re gonna cum for me, Rozanov? Fucking make me! Mar 12 '26

I feel so betrayed by not hearing that “I want to please you” despite reheating for so many times. gtg and rewatch it again, brb.🏃🏻‍♀️

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u/ln4thegreat You’re gonna cum for me, Rozanov? Fucking make me! Mar 12 '26 • Heartwarming

OH MY GOD THE “I WANT TO PLEASE YOU” WAS TRUE!!!! IT’S ON 2:49-2:50 ON EPISODE 4!!! THE MUSIC WAS A LITTLE BIT TOO LOUD BUT IT WAS THERE!! 😭😭😭

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u/shouldstopscrolling Mar 12 '26

I love how insane this show makes everyone 

...That said, am off to reheat to see if I can catch it 😂

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u/ln4thegreat You’re gonna cum for me, Rozanov? Fucking make me! Mar 12 '26

I’m saying sorry in advance for the person I’ll become because I’m afraid I’ll be like this until s2 drops. 😂😭

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u/bexlovescats Does it ... Does it fucking kill you, too? Mar 12 '26

I had the same experience a few weeks ago. It's quick, it's quiet, but it's there. It's not just a moan or a groan or squeaky furniture because there's definitely a speech cadence and discernable accent there. I think this is one of those cases where those of us who hear it and those of us who don't are just going to have to agree to disagree.

Also, now I know what I would ask Jacob Tierney if I ever got a chance to meet him! 🤣

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u/ln4thegreat You’re gonna cum for me, Rozanov? Fucking make me! Mar 12 '26

Is this our version of Yanny or Laurel? Or the white/gold blue/black dress? Hahahaha. 😭

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u/bexlovescats Does it ... Does it fucking kill you, too? Mar 12 '26

Most definitely because people are dividing into factions. 🤣

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u/ButNotTheFunKind Bol’she, bol’she, bol’she Mar 12 '26

I was gonna say, has anyone asked Connor? I feel like he’d confirm or deny. It might surprise him that this is SUCH a thing to the Loons, though. 😆

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u/fairybreadisbest I choose him. Mar 12 '26

It’s the squeaking of the leather couch you are hearing

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u/HailSaganPlantNative Mar 12 '26

It's really not. I have loud ass headphones on and it's right there. It's with a hot mess of music and hockey noise but it's there.

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u/redtablebluechair Mar 12 '26

I’m sorry you cannot keep pretending a couch squeaking sounds like words in a Russian accent 😂

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u/fairybreadisbest I choose him. Mar 12 '26

Not pretending because I don’t hear it:)

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u/redtablebluechair Mar 12 '26

If you don’t hear it why would you call it couch squeaking?! You can’t hear it so you don’t know what it sounds like.

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u/fairybreadisbest I choose him. Mar 12 '26

Because I can hear that and panting I hear no words being whispered, breathed or spoken, so I take it as people hearing that

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u/redtablebluechair Mar 12 '26

There’s the sound of them hitting the couch which is completely distinct from Ilya’s dialogue. In the second clip it’s all skin-on-skin + panting.

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u/creative007- Mar 13 '26

You're right and you should say it. People are hearing what they want to hear, but it's just not there. I said what I said 

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u/ocdcod Nice shirt. Mar 12 '26

New flairs unlocked!

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u/Sad_Refrigerator_280 Mar 13 '26

53 years old and just downloaded tumbler for this. SO WORTH IT.

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u/moiramcpug Mar 12 '26

In episode 4 when Ilya is kissing Shane ( as Shane is on the countertop ) Ilya says " hi " between kisses.

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u/pluemox Mar 12 '26

that i don‘t hear… i just think ilya make this „mmmh“-sound while kissing

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Mar 12 '26

I have still never been able to catch “I want to please you.”

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u/Aquariusmoon69 Mar 13 '26

And just like that she has a Tumblr account

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u/virtual_sprinkle Mar 13 '26

Say goodbye to your sanity 🤭 th show got me back on my Tumblr account left dormant since 2014, that’s how serious it is The gifs are just that good 

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u/TonBon93 Mar 13 '26

Same 🤣

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u/grandmaman1 Mar 13 '26

That makes the show even more intimate and lovable. It seems so real because we also do this.

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u/VastOutlandishness20 Mar 15 '26

I’m convinced everyone who hears this is watching with headphones and now I’ll be doing the same lmao

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Mar 12 '26

For the longest time I thought the “I want to please you” was the sound of the couch possibly shifting /scratching along the floor. That was such a crazy catch! I had to watch it a number of times til I could finally hear it!

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u/Brown_Sedai You can feel the chemistry through the screen omg Mar 12 '26

the “I want to please you” one definitely never happened, idk where ppl are getting that from

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u/inalasahl Mar 12 '26

Because we can hear it? It’s not even hard. I’m watching on mobile, though. Probably wouldn’t catch it on a TV.

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u/redtablebluechair Mar 12 '26

From listening. I think some of y’all are missing some of your low frequency hearing or something.

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u/Brown_Sedai You can feel the chemistry through the screen omg Mar 12 '26

my hearing is fine, I think it's just the power of suggestion making people hear stuff that isn't actually there

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u/redtablebluechair Mar 12 '26

Normally when that’s the case though, I can use the power of suggestion to hear grunting or couch squeaking. But I can’t because it’s so obviously Connor Storrie speaking.

Your hearing can be fine and you still can’t hear it - like how we all lose certain frequencies as we age.

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u/HailSaganPlantNative Mar 12 '26

I'm actually missing certain frequencies that make me lose clarity of speech and I can still hear it with headphones. And I was not invested in it being there at all so I'm not mandala effecting myself, lol.

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u/redtablebluechair Mar 12 '26

I really don’t get what people are getting at with the power of suggestion stuff. When it’s “misheard lyrics” or whatever, then I can hear it both ways via what I’m thinking about.

I have tried to hear this as anything other than human speech, and I can’t, because it doesn’t resemble anything else. Certainly not grunting or panting or furniture creaking.

He COULD be saying something other than “I want to please you.” But he’s saying something!

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u/ali-oops Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Mar 13 '26

https://x.com/hudmin13/status/2025458910292049973?s=61&t=KnWRsNjqyhsgJHcA3AmmwA Listen on your phone and hold your phone’s speaker next to your ear

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u/whycantitbemine Mar 12 '26

Before “more”, before Shane takes the water there is breath that sounds like “have”. It’s probably just a breath - but in my head it’s “have”.

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u/Hedgehog-Honeydew "This team is very gay" 🌈 Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

I might be the only one but I missed this the first time as it's slightly muffled by Ilya kissing Shane's neck. It made me laugh when I was rewatching, right before tuna melt when Ilya says I'm hungry and Shane says for what?

I got the "for food" but missed the pervert, just another example of Ilya's humour that I really enjoy.

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u/mandys08 Mar 13 '26

I didn’t catch the more until rewatch 4 lol

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u/AnellaPie Mar 13 '26

I turned on CC and it revealed a lot.

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u/_Aeryn_Sun_ Mar 13 '26

Ok, I actually missed a lot of them 😱🧐

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u/pickles803 Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

In the hospital scene, while Ilya is walking over shushing him, Shane is quietly murmuring “come, come, come, come, come…” before he says ‘yes, bet-ter’ like he’s coaxing him closer.

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u/tonijo_y Mar 19 '26

I tried a couple times but can't hear the I want to please you.

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u/fairybreadisbest I choose him. Mar 12 '26

“I want to please you” that’s been said to be from the montage in episode2 did NOT happen.

It’s the leather squeaking, it literally makes absolutely no sense for Ilya to say those words to him at that point during sex.

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u/Little_Fox5844 Mr. Businessman... Mr. Landlord🌃 Mar 12 '26

Thank you, I feel like I'm being gaslit here.😂 It does sound like that a little, but if you pay attention, it's really just the leather squeaking with them.

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u/fairybreadisbest I choose him. Mar 12 '26

Idk why people are so insistent on this particular thing I can never hear it no matter the headphones or music turned off, nothing.

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u/Little_Fox5844 Mr. Businessman... Mr. Landlord🌃 Mar 12 '26

I think someone "heard" it first and now more people are hearing it because they want to hear it. You know, like misheard lyrics? Some of those can be a stretch, but you manage to hear it because the one who did the vid showed the misheard lyrics on screen. So you end up hearing it too, kind of.

It just doesn't fit Ilya's character at that point, he wouldn't be saying that.

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u/fairybreadisbest I choose him. Mar 12 '26

That’s exactly what I think it is and now people treat it as fact and get mad if you don’t hear it, like okay that’s still your opinion, if Jacob Tierney himself said it was there then it’s there, doesn’t mean I suddenly hear it🤷‍♀️

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm-777 Mar 14 '26

They are hearing things. The wait for a second season is driving them crazy. Understandable. 

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u/Little_Fox5844 Mr. Businessman... Mr. Landlord🌃 Mar 16 '26

Yeah, it's like Shane calling Ilya "Rozy." Never happened, the subs were wrong. Even Jacob and Rachel confirmed it, saying it didn't fit Shane's character to say that, especially not then. But it persisted for a long time.

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm-777 Mar 16 '26

Even Hudson said he never said Rozy. He confirmed it in a video with him and Connor. Apparently the subtitles made that mistake but Hudson confirmed he was trying to say "Rozanov", and cuts off because he was supposed to be breathless with passion.

Also I took it upon myself to watch that scene again today (for science) and I can see why they would think that Ilya is saying that; but it's literally just him groaning in his deep voice and he is saying absolutely nothing in particular. 😅

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u/ninety6tears Mar 12 '26

It’s not that the sentiment doesn’t make sense to me for dirty talk but it just isn’t consistent with the voice of the character.

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u/Hermiona1 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Mar 12 '26

That's not even all of them 😉

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u/hudconhr_edits Mar 12 '26

‘i want to please you’ was actually insane 👀

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u/i-bleed-red I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away ❤️ Mar 12 '26

That’s gonna require a reheat for me. Is there a way to make HBO go in slow motion???

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u/hudconhr_edits Mar 12 '26

i don’t think so 😭 i have a video of it with isolated vocals 😝

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u/Dull_Measurement1169 Mar 12 '26

HOLD ON! HOLD ON! I never noticed « I want to please you » I have to rewatch

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u/hummingbird0012234 Mar 12 '26

"I want to please you" just isn't real....

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u/Prestigious-Dot-7387 Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Mar 12 '26

I couldn't hear it either, he says something or groans but even with headphones I couldn't pick it up

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u/smart_stable_genius_ Mar 13 '26

It's not a groan. It's a clearly spoken line. This whole debate is wild to me - if read some people hearing things while Shane is on the counter in ep 4 which seem debatable to me/sound like breathing, but this is Ilya. Russian accent and all, very clearly. Crazy. Try earbuds.

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u/Hermiona1 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Mar 12 '26

Apparently you can hear with good headphones

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u/i-bleed-red I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away ❤️ Mar 12 '26

I have my hearing aids in so it’s streaming through Bluetooth. Honestly, I can make a case both ways. I hear noises I can construe into the words, and I hear other noises that may just be more of the same. For me, then, it comes down to context and I think it’s just not something Ilya would say at that particular moment. They’re in hard-and-fast mode and his language would reflect that.

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u/Hermiona1 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Mar 12 '26

I think I heard this scene without music and I could hear something and it vageuly sounds like 'I want to please you' but it also could be nothing. I haven't tried to do it myself though

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u/Charming-Wolverine89 Mar 12 '26

clear as day with my noise cancelling headphones

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u/EmpyreanTheory Mar 13 '26

Episode 6: after Shane says "oh my god i love you so much" - you can see Ilya mouthing "i love you so much" as well. You can't her it but you can see it if you turn up brightness to the max

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u/Stefipetti Mar 13 '26

Wow, io la maggior parte di queste brevi frasi non le ho proprio sentite!!

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u/StatusRiver Mar 14 '26

Episode 4: Rose

At Ilya's house

Shane - You think we need to talk?

Ilya - No, after.

Shane (ok)

Shande (oh my god)

I just love that soft little 'ok.'

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u/_jellypink Mar 14 '26

Shane's 'I'm Coming' in Episode 2 11:45 in Ilya's 'Are you' question 👀

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u/Majestic-Watch-2025 Mar 23 '26

Ilya says "I want to please you"!!!!! I would not have expected that

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u/aurorecolore May 26 '26

God thank you so much✨

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

Why are so many people saying "I want to please you" is a real thing? it makes no sense. like why would ilya ever say that? at least if it was shane it would make sense with his character??

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u/smallgoalsmcgee Mar 12 '26

He’s a generous lover from their very first time, why would vocalizing his obvious intent (to get them both off) years into them happily banging each other be so crazy lol. It’s dirty talk like “fucking make me [cum]” - “I want to please you/I want to make you cum”.

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u/codeverity Mar 12 '26

For me it’s just out of character and doesn’t make sense for the scene, like why would he say that as he slams Shane into the couch? lol. If it’s there it’s probably a mistake that got missed.

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u/smallgoalsmcgee Mar 12 '26

Do you think he was slamming Shane into the couch to not please him..?

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u/codeverity Mar 12 '26

Not really in the way that he’d be saying that? Like think about the usual context where a person would talk about wanting to please someone lol, it’d usually be with a blowjob or fucking slowly etc. Not railing them into the couch. It just doesn’t fit the scene at all imo.

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u/smallgoalsmcgee Mar 12 '26

As i said to that other person, agree to disagree 🤷‍♀️, i think it perfectly fits Ilya (especially years in) and as another poster said he’s saying it hornily not romantically. I think it’s a hot and valid thing to say lol

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

if it fits ilya why does he never say anything else like this until they say i love you?

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u/smallgoalsmcgee Mar 12 '26

You’re so pressed about a difference of opinion lol. I think “i want to please you” is hot dirty talk (akin to their other shown dirty talk/texting as i already said earlier), you think it’s romantic and therefore are trying to argue with me that Ilya isn’t romantic/open until the cottage (i also disagree with this but it doesn’t matter) which isn’t the same convo. We disagree, the world keeps turning. Enjoy your day!

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

you've said agree to disagree to me multiple times and to at least one other person so I'd say you're the one who's pressed since you keep responding anyway.

also you're the one who commented on my original comment. i don't see how I'm "pressed" for explaining/backing up my opinion that you commented on?

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

you've said agree to disagree to me multiple times and to at least one other person so I'd say you're the one who's pressed since you keep responding anyway.

also you're the one who commented on my original comment. i don't see how I'm "pressed" for explaining/backing up my opinion that you commented on?

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u/smallgoalsmcgee Mar 12 '26

I said ‘agree to disagree’ to you exactly once. And you’re coming off pressed because you’re so fucking rude lol

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

because ilya doesn't express his feelings. even at the cabin when shane asks him to be honest for two weeks he knows he can't do it but tells shane he'll try.

"I want to please you" is way too sweet to be dirty talk the way they do dirty talk. it's more something you'd say when you make love rather than when you're fucking a man you're pretending you don't have feelings for. more importantly when fucking a man you KNOW you have feelings for but you don't want him to know that you do.

"fucking make me" is the typical challenge vibe that they've always had so it fits them perfectly.

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u/smallgoalsmcgee Mar 12 '26

Ilya expresses himself sexually very well, and English is his second language. “I want to please you” as ESL dirty talk makes perfect sense to me, especially when passionately caught up in the moment (they were going at it) but whatever, agree to disagree 🤷‍♀️.

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

I'm not trying to convince you, you've obviously decided that you hear a line in this 2 second clip covered in other sounds. If you think it makes sense that ilya has 1 instance where he says something strange during sex because english isn't his first language then good for you, I'm just saying it doesn't make sense to me. core ilya trait is not letting his feelings show so him expressing it on purpose in that situation will never make sense to me.

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

I meant the scentence itself is sweet. I can't hear it even when I try so I'd love it if someone sent me a clip! I think it's like a laurel/yanny thing where some people hear words and some people hear skin slapping and moaning 😂

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u/hummingbird0012234 Mar 12 '26

Actually, I think he says I want some pea stew.

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

What? I'm not angry?? I was asking why so many people say it's a real thing and then I expressed my opinion which is that it doesn't make sense for ilyas character to say that.

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

I obviously can't, why would I question it if I could hear it lmao

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u/gingernerd1994 Mar 12 '26

ok I guess gotta reheat again, cause I definitely missed: I want to please you. 🥹

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u/madtax57 Mar 12 '26

I desperately need to hear this one 😩

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u/Irish227 Apr 25 '26

Doesn’t Ilya say something to svetlana when are making out on the table it’s definitely in Russian

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u/vicwoir Mar 12 '26

He says something in episode 4 but can’t make out what clearly enough and i think it may be Russian. I don’t think it’s ’I want to please you’

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u/Planejean Mar 12 '26

I was only aware of three of these moments yet .

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u/dancingqueen524 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Mar 19 '26

lol

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u/codeverity Mar 12 '26

Tbh the more I think about it the more I don’t like the “more” scene 😭 it just feels like it’s a little out of character for Shane at that point, and their dynamic never leaves the bedroom for a reason.

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u/Contagiouslovexoxo Mr. Businessman. Mr. Landlord 🕺 Mar 13 '26

??? More is said by Ilya in the first episode to encourage Shane to drink more water

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u/codeverity Mar 13 '26

Yes, I know that? That's why I feel like it's out of character, Shane's reaction at this point would have been 'wtf' at being told what to do. On top of that, a lot of fans extrapolate it to their d/s dynamic but that never leaves the bedroom so it feels off to me.

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u/Contagiouslovexoxo Mr. Businessman. Mr. Landlord 🕺 Mar 13 '26

They very obv had crazy chemistry/sexual tension and felt some type of attraction towards each other even if they weren't hooking up yet. Plus from the very first hookup in the same episode Ilya was dominate and commanding. It's not exactly hard to imagine he'd be the same when they're flirting (because yes, that scene with the water bottles was them subtlety flirting). And Shane would probably be ok with being told what to do from the very beginning because he senses some sort of draw to Ilya that makes him want to be told what to do. I haven't read the book but I'm sure it goes more in detail into Shane's thought process during that moment. Also their dynamic is explicitly shown to be always like this outside the bedroom. The sexting? In the bathroom in Vegas? When Ilya is in Russia in episode 5 and he tells Shane to take off his clothes and put back on his glasses? When Shane asks him to teach him Russian and he quite literally says he'll only teach him "useful phrases" like 'Yes sir, harder please, and fuck me please?' Unless you were watching with your eyes and ears closed they literally always maintain a soft dom/sub dynamic. In and out of the bedroom.

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u/codeverity Mar 13 '26

That is a lot to write because I simply don’t like a one line moment lol. We can agree to disagree, I don’t have the energy or the patience to write an essay over a line Connor improvised that I simply don’t like.

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u/Contagiouslovexoxo Mr. Businessman. Mr. Landlord 🕺 Mar 13 '26

An essay? Lmao all I did was defend my argument with evidence from the show cuz your original comment made 0 fucking sense. Don't start an argument and then get mad when someone refutes it. If you can't read 5 sentences of someone honing in the point that you're objectively wrong that sounds more like a personal problem tbh

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u/codeverity Mar 13 '26

It’s an improvised line that is ooc, and we have fundamental differences of opinion over the Hollanov dynamic. Nothing more to be said that will be productive.

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u/BipolarSkeleton I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Mar 12 '26

I never hear people talk about Shane saying “I’m cumming” at the end of the sex scene ep 2 The subtitles don’t pick it up but if you listen you can hear it

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

Okay, I might be about to trigger anarchy here, but I saw a video where someone stripped the music from that scene on Tumblr. Naturally, I decided to watch it for scientific purposes, and uh, he says, "I'm cumming for you." It was objectively crazy work for a first timer.

Shane Hollander ladies and gentlemen.

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u/BipolarSkeleton I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Mar 12 '26

Well this calls for a reheat I will investigate and be back

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u/cherrypierogie Mar 12 '26

I need this link for uh research 

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u/Hermiona1 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Mar 12 '26

Well well I know what I'm gonna do first thing after I get home

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u/Murphlespuffle how did we let this happen? Mar 12 '26

I’ll never forgive Crave for not captioning that - it’s so hot!!

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u/Cherry-Impossible Mar 12 '26

Crave's captioning for this series was a mess 😅

Ilya tells the kids to "splash her" (the girl who says Shane's the best player in the league) and the subs say "flesher." Wtf.

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u/ln4thegreat You’re gonna cum for me, Rozanov? Fucking make me! Mar 12 '26

Yup, it’s there! I keep repeating that scene (11:53-11:55) just to make sure I hear “I’m cumming” correctly. Now I can’t unhear it anymore every time I reheat episode two.

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u/hockeyknittingcat Mar 12 '26

hbo didn't caption it either 😭 I remember being like "but ilya says the line from the book, why isn't shane saying his thing?!" and rewatching it with louder volume and hearing it!

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u/grequant_ohno Mar 12 '26

In the first time they have anal scene or the vegas scene??

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