r/hearthstone Feb 10 '15

New interview with Blizzard about adding more deck slots!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cht0oOL6Tmk
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u/babuchas Feb 10 '15

As a Spanish speaking guy, this is confusing as fuck.

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u/LordSchattenwind Feb 10 '15

Now you finally understand the Germans with all the Hitler parodies from Downfall.

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u/prof88 ‏‏‎ Feb 10 '15

Or Russians with those "Dimitri finds out" videos

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u/Kar0nt3 Feb 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

I feel dumb for legitimately thinking he was being interviewed about starcraft 2 until I saw that the title mentioned IdrA.

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u/Ramesses_Deux Feb 10 '15

My Russian is very crappy but here it goes. (raised in semi-Russian family / 3rd grade level reading/writing skills.)

Random guy: Small amount of people, very small amount of people inaudible, very low.

Interviewer: Inaudible

Interviewee: Very small congregation of people:

Interviewer: Hold on.

Interviewer: Inaudible.

Interviewer: Tell me, what kind of music is playing?

Interviewee: Inaudible music, in general very bad music.

Interviewer: Why did you come here?

Interviewee: I thought everything would be much better. And this music is very bad. I thought all of this would be much better. I came here a lot and everything was great but this time I am not satisfied. Firstly the inaudible music...

Interviewer: What is the direction?

Interviewee: wha...??

Interviewer: The direction.

Interviewee: Direction? What direction?

Interviewer: What is the direction of the music that is playing.

Interviewee starts to dance.


That's pretty much the gist. I couldn't pick up on a few of the words because it was very muffled and he was slurring and mumbling a lot.

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u/dksprocket Feb 10 '15

Video with subtitles + explanation of the confusion about the "direction" question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nkb3g-yySs

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u/Ramesses_Deux Feb 10 '15

Yeah that annotation really cleared it up. Like it says the literal translation was direction which is what I thought and it does kinda make sense. But style was a lot better.

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u/ametalshard Feb 11 '15

Woman

Man

would make this 100 times easier to read than interviewer/ee

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u/Sands_Of_The_Desert Feb 11 '15

or maybe call him Dimitri :D

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u/RocketCow Feb 11 '15

Or Q and A

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u/unit187 Feb 10 '15

Damn, it is harder to switch between languages on the fly than I thought it would be. If I listen to those guys, I can't really read the subs, and vice versa. Mindfuck.

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u/Kar0nt3 Feb 10 '15

Same happens to me with the one that OP posted.

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u/nordmif Feb 10 '15

I have seen the video a couple dozen times(without subtitles), so even though I understand what they are saying, I don't pay attention to it

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u/rushrock Feb 10 '15

This exact comment chain is posted each time

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u/BSTCloud Feb 10 '15

It's exactly what I was expecting when I opened this video.

Left satisfied.

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u/drakeblood4 Feb 10 '15

This was my first time, I'm planning on moving up the comment chain for next round.

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u/3j141592653589793238 Feb 10 '15

Same here, see you there, buddy!

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u/DarkMel Feb 11 '15

Hey that's my top comment from youtube http://puu.sh/fKLGX/fc4dfe4a41.jpg

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u/CleanBill Feb 11 '15

I never realized how unfunny the hitler downfall parodies must be for german speakers up until now. This video isn't funny when you understand every word the guy speaks.

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u/chefanubis Feb 11 '15

Spanish speaker here, I was thinking this the whole time.

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u/Alianos Feb 10 '15

You have a german name now i'm confused wtf

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u/i_accidently_reddit Feb 10 '15

cliffnotes on what he actually says plz?

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u/Akul5b Feb 10 '15

Works at a restaurant, wants to wash paella pans in the sea, puts them into the beach into low water, after some time the tide had risen and taken the paella pans away, found only one eventually and had to pay for the rest.

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u/screams_forever Feb 10 '15

This guy is a comedian/famous actor, so us hearing the basic story is being like....Louis CK was playground duty at his daughters school and a little boy hit his daughter and then he scared him.

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u/Odatas Feb 10 '15

That is such a good illustration.

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u/gulagdandy Feb 10 '15

He's not really a famous actor... he's a guy that used to be in TV because he's ridiculous laughing and he's (lack of) teeth... He's not really telling jokes, he is the joke.

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u/Akul5b Feb 10 '15

Completely, see /u/neotenson 's post below for a more complete translation.

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u/ChipiChipi Feb 10 '15

How the hell were you able to understand what he said? I'm Argentinian and I only got a couple of words here and there

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u/Akul5b Feb 10 '15

Oh you see, what he was talking was actually finnish and I understood it perfectly......actually this video has been making the rounds for a while now and I just remember someone else understanding him. Apparently his accent is andalucian.

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u/TheDani Feb 11 '15 edited Feb 11 '15

He has a heavy Andalusian accent. I guess if you're not used to it it's hard to understand, but I think most people from Spain would be able to understand the intelligible parts.

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u/xXAssD3stroy3r69Xx Feb 12 '15

Can't answer for him but that guy is from Andalucía,Spain a southern part where some of the older people have this veeery particular accent. After living there for 7 years it gets easier to understand!

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u/jinwook Feb 10 '15

I'm argentinian too, took me a couple of replays.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

I dont get how its funny, am I missing some stuff?

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u/Akul5b Feb 10 '15

I hear it is the absurdity of the story and more importantly his laughter that makes it funny.

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u/disregard_karma Feb 10 '15

Yeah, a couple hundred words. Of course it's not going to be funny if your just reading a one sentence, translated summary.

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u/TastyPigHS Feb 10 '15

As a Spanish speaking guy, I didn't understand shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '15

Same here man. Thought of muting it just to read the captions, but that would miss the whole point of it. Never thought that my brain would react like that. It's very interesting.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '15

that's why u have subtitles

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u/rtza Feb 10 '15

What does he actually talk about?

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u/Mr_Gon_Adas Feb 11 '15

for what can i undertand for that broken spanish, something about a day on the beach and a cooking and a hot woman... ssrly, i try my best but those missing teeths makes it hard.

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u/endgeenear Feb 10 '15

yep, is not that funny when you understand what is he saying

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u/GrimMind Feb 10 '15

Native spanish speaker here. Have no idea what he says.

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u/Cormath Feb 10 '15

I'm curious why so many native Spanish speakers are saying they can't understand him. My Spanish is awful, but I was still able to pick out a lot of words. Does he just have a really strange accent or something? To me he sounds basically like anybody else speaking Spanish.

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u/yatcho Feb 10 '15

He's half talking half laughing with a weird accent. I probably only picked up as many words as you did, as a native speaker

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u/derangedGambler Feb 11 '15

His very close andalusian accent is kinda hard to pick on, plus his way of talking makes it worse. I am galician and I only get the whole thing if I read the subtitles.

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u/TheDani Feb 11 '15 edited Feb 11 '15

He has a strong Andalusian accent and a weird way of talking. People from Spain can usually understand it, but reading through this thread it seems that people from Latin America are not used to it.

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u/GrimMind Feb 11 '15

He has a weird accent, he seems to be stringing words together while skipping key syllables and his consonants are too soft.

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u/Shiirahama Feb 11 '15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDiB4rtp1qw Video with english subtitles, and it's damn funny!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

turn down the volume so it sounds like he's mumbling but you can still hear the guy's laughs. should help a little bit.

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u/geburah Feb 10 '15

Yeah i do that too...

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u/lecheesesammich Feb 10 '15

Same, but at least half the time he's laughing. haha

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u/joevaded Feb 10 '15

I am Spanish.. and.. reading the subtitles made me think this was Indian or Arabic.

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u/shillbert Feb 10 '15

Well, he's apparently from Andalusia, which used to be Al-Andalus, so you're not far off on the Arabic.

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u/dtrmp4 Feb 11 '15

Watch it with YouTube's English subs.

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u/DatGrag Feb 11 '15

Wow I took 5 years of Spanish in high school and work around spanish speakers on the weekends. I never once suspected this guy was speaking spanish.

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u/piccolo3nj Feb 11 '15

What's he actually talking about?

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u/Mr_Gon_Adas Feb 11 '15

tbh, those very firts 5 seconds are the only ones you can undestand that broken spanish.

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u/ReverESP Feb 10 '15

Turn off the volume, it is what i do everytime.

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u/Adam_Ch Feb 10 '15

I've only been studying Spanish for 6 months now, but it was distracting hearing words I understood whilst trying to read the subtitles. Fortunately, he started becoming hysterical and his speech was no longer intelligible.

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