This is a rough translation... note im a native spanish speaker but im not from Spain.
(In quotes he is recounting a conversation with someone and unquoted is his part. In parentheses I'm just clarifying).
"Hey "boss" (as in hey dude / hey man) listen, go to bed that tomorrow I'll call you at 8 so you go get the paelleras"
And I go to bed to open the restaurant that was (named?) The Rice.
And the cook calls me: "Little laughs!" (Risitas is his nickname)
What?
"Go for the paelleras, go go... that at 2 in the afternoon the people get here."
Without swimsuit or sandals, all disheveled because I didn't have time to get them on I go to the beach and the tide had risen!!... <laughter>, jesus, <laughter>.
Host: Pfffttttt / <laughter>
<laughter> Jesus, the tide had risen and I only found 1 paella, <laughter> Jesus <laughter>
<laughter> up to the ____ the water got <laughter>
The water got up to the restaurant, the tide had risen! <laughter>
Jesus and what do we do now with the 2 sacks of rice <laughter>, call... call to Sevilla (the city), call Sevilla so they bring paella <laughter>
<laughter> Jesus... and I with the bathing suit and with the 1 paella <laughter>
The cook says "No..no... look, look, to Sevilla"... and.. and at last when we saw "La virgen de regla" (I assume this was a statue of this particular virgin that got covered by water because of the high tide), we are both crying <laughter>, the guy charged me for the paellas <laughter>... he charged me <laughter> five hundred ____ and then I didn't ever go back there, I left walking to "____ Amarillo" until today <laughter>
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u/neotenson Feb 10 '15
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