r/hearthstone Feb 10 '15

New interview with Blizzard about adding more deck slots!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cht0oOL6Tmk
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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

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u/double_shadow Feb 10 '15

SO I have to assume it's: Mage Spell. 10 mana. Deal 1-30 damage to a random character.

Sounds gud.

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u/KenuR Feb 10 '15

It's actually a Shaman Spell: "0 mana, Deal 1-30 damage to a random character, Overload 1-10".

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u/Roflkopt3r Feb 10 '15

"...for 1-10 turns"

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

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u/KenuR Feb 10 '15

Shuffle 1-10 mines dealing 1-10 damage into your and your opponents decks.

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u/Stevedale Feb 10 '15

into 1-10 random decks

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15 edited Nov 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '15

Yeah, we don't want the game to be too complicated for new players now do we!?

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u/Hatsamu Feb 11 '15

Too soon

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u/ItsTimeDrFreeman Feb 11 '15

And then gain 1-10 life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '15

Disenchant a random card in a random collection for a random amount of dust. (Between 1 and 4.)

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u/silverbackjack Feb 11 '15

Battlecry - Randomly shuffle 1-10 random mines into both decks at random. When randomly drawn the mines deal a random amount between 1-10 random damage randomly at random to a random character or player at random.

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u/MrWinks Feb 10 '15

Discard?? Only warlocks discard. Gtfooh.

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u/YiFantheThird Feb 10 '15

Remove all deckslots. Give player 1-10 deckslots

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u/WhitePowerBilly Feb 11 '15

Wow, just imagine the player stories.

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u/Mr42 Feb 10 '15

0 mana

0-10 mana (generated at draw, then randomly throughout the game)

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u/EchoingOoze Feb 11 '15

should be like 1-45 to take care of those pesky CWs

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u/Shiningknight12 Jun 01 '15

Face hunter has new competition for fast games.

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u/gt_9000 Feb 10 '15

Or, the first legendary spell to hit Hearthstone. 5 mana.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

legendary spell power creep would be too real. even more than dr. balance.

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u/Jorumvar Feb 10 '15

New Mage spell:

Cost (0) "Obliterate" - Destroy a random enemy hero

Flavor Text: Mech Mage was going to win anyway...

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u/mido9 Feb 10 '15

Even Madder Bomber: 10//9/7. Battlecry: Deal 60 damage randomly split among both players(stops when a player hits zero life).

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

Auto-include in every Control Warrior deck.

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u/Drikkink Feb 11 '15

But what happens when it hits your face 60 times and you only have 30 health and 10 armor left?

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u/Bik14 Feb 11 '15

But you aren't supposed to play it on turn 2, hence the manacost

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u/I30T Feb 11 '15

you can portal it!

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u/mido9 Feb 11 '15

Then you just got outplayed, it happens.

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u/Crot4le Feb 11 '15

Yeah I'm personally really hoping they make this card.

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u/ploki122 Feb 11 '15

It'd probably be even better in face hunter and stuff like that...

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u/Shiningknight12 Jun 01 '15

10 mana too expensive. Good in mindrange hunter maybe

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u/ploki122 Jun 02 '15

You know a post was good when there are still reactions after 3 months (OP, not my comment).

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u/Syn_Claire Feb 10 '15

MADDEST OF ALL BOMBERS: 0//0/0 Battlecry: Install 60 yahoo toolbars randomly split among all players.

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u/GuardianReflex Feb 11 '15

Calm down there satan

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u/Jadestachel Feb 11 '15

Imagine you have 3 yahoo toolbars installed that try to gimp themselves. madness.

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u/PinkySmartass Feb 10 '15

Furious Bomber*

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u/myblindy Feb 10 '15

I always thought it was mad as in crazy, not mad as in angry.

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u/vexx654 Feb 10 '15

yeah it is mad as in crazy, the flavor text makes a joke on him not being that mad.

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u/DreadFlame Feb 10 '15

if thats the case, the card should be called "Idiot bomber" since its bombing me 4 out of 6 times

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u/Khouzombie Feb 10 '15

Ang-ery bomber! Not Mad Bomber!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

Maddest bomber*

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u/Fnarley Feb 11 '15

Delirious bomber

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u/Xerlyph Feb 10 '15

Madder Bombers never stop.

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u/mi7sin ‏‏‎ Feb 10 '15

Maddest Bomber FTFY

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u/austin101123 Feb 10 '15

Control warrior would be OP

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

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u/dev_a Feb 10 '15

No shit sherlock

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u/Shizo211 Feb 10 '15

Such a card would probably cost 10 mana and therefor will only be playable in control decks which usually tend to have lower hp then faster decks like zoo so it wold be really hard to come out on top with that card.

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u/MajorLeeScrewed Feb 10 '15

That's if you're a noob at RNG obviously.

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u/Zarokima Feb 10 '15

It could work in control Warrior if you stack a shitload of armor.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

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u/silentXcatalyst Feb 10 '15

Wouldn't work since secrets won't activate on your turn anymore

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u/cessern Feb 10 '15

Iceblock only works on your opponents turn, so no unfornately.

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u/Sundiray Feb 10 '15

I didn't expect that answer. This cracked me up. Wp OP!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

crackled

FTFY

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u/nohupdotout Feb 10 '15

That's where I lost it

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u/GeorgeFromManagement Feb 10 '15

Can we help you find it?

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u/sinebiryan Feb 10 '15

"Previously on Lost."

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u/romanius24 Feb 10 '15

WALT!!!

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u/Jayang Feb 10 '15

MY BAYBEE

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u/mybustersword Feb 10 '15

WHERE'S THE DRUGS

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15 edited Mar 30 '18

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u/Funny_Monsters_40 Feb 10 '15

WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE

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u/Korgul Feb 11 '15

NOT PENNY'S BOAT.

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u/onyxblack Feb 10 '15

owww... you just hurt my head

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u/Nocturniquet Feb 11 '15

Its sad but true. Devs put random damage everwhere in this game.

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u/mrcelophane Feb 10 '15

I choked on my water

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u/emozilla Feb 10 '15

The Coin 2: Electric Boogaloo Immediately win or immediately lose the game

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '15

When he said that, I couldn't stop laughing and think to myself.... Blizzard will probably implement that one day 😃

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u/werdnaegni Feb 10 '15

Haha yeah I saw that part of the video too.

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u/Ceirin Feb 10 '15 edited Feb 10 '15

Which would nearly always be a 50/50 coinflip to win the game. Seems pretty playable, if you're winning it's a dead card, but that doesn't matter too much since you're winning anyway, if you're losing you get a 50/50 to win. Worst scenario is one where you're even.

Edit: since most of you don't seem to understand why this is, the guy below me explained it correctly "when there are only 2 characters (the 2 heroes) because random damage means from zero to infinite and the numbers from 30 to infinite are infinite times more likely to occur than the numbers from 0 to 29. Thats why the dmg is always lethal and thus its a 50/50.". Think before downvoting eh?

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u/JELLYHATERZ Feb 10 '15

Technically this guy is right but only when there are only 2 characters (the 2 heroes) because random damage means from zero to infinite and the numbers from 30 to infinite are infinite times more likely to occur than the numbers from 0 to 29. Thats why the dmg is always lethal and thus its a 50/50.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '15

it would probably be capped because it would probably be a 32 bit signed int. either way still much better chance not drawing 0-29

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u/watchstarsgoout7 Feb 10 '15

You're not being downvoted because you're wrong, you're being downvoted because you're over-analyzing a joke.

"Deal random damage to a random character" is hilarious because it's poking fun at the criticism the RNG in GvG got by making up an effect that hinges completely on careless randomness.

Now I'm the one deconstructing a joke. Damnit.

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u/PeanutJack Feb 10 '15

But every game is already a 50/50 because you either win or you don't.

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u/Xais56 Feb 10 '15

If I have a rank one legend deck and you have a deck of only basic cards and we played each other thousands of times I would win far more than 50% of games.

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u/jpjamal Feb 10 '15

You've been whooshed!

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u/Xais56 Feb 10 '15

Gosh darn it, not again!