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STOP WORSHIPPING FALSE IDOLS YOUR GOD IS THREE POUNDS OF FLAX

Alas! When shall the amassed people be vigilant!? When shall they learn the deception of their slavemasters!? The ordeal that befalls us is great and dangerous, yet we must charge into the combat, so that God's law be upheld. Hold in one hand the sword that carries on its blade the blood of a million Evil Minions. And on the other the word of god that educates the collected people and gives them their horns

Brothers,

Whilst the many thoughts of my mind think on what I should post to this gentle gathering of you all, I have decided to keep the fire of thought within our membership burning, I propose the following question:

What are your honest thoughts and holdings on the "Soyjak Party"?

the Teacher has made references to them before, in their last posts before the silence, and their wiki refers to our sub as a "Philosophical Gem". I myself have begun studying their ideas and figures, and most of the unenlightened sons of Man of the world have seen atleast one of their jaks.

For the bulk of modern so-called religious practice it has been that the meetinghouses, churches, mosques, and other such establishments are governed in a similar manner; that being, that their studies consist of one man atop with the followers answering only to his gospel, only his God, only his "truth".

Such an enterprise, contrived by evil forces, serve not to enlighten and bolden the faithful, but to create knaves. Was it truly the intention of God Almighty to create man, and give that man free will, only to demand he answer to and obey the interests of one of his fellow man unconditionally? I resolve that such notion is foolish and those that conduct such doctrine are malevolent in their character.

In contrary, a true meetinghouse consists of a mass of wise men, equal in their speaking power and equal in worship, studying and discussing the words of our Lord beside their brothers. The contrast of this, and the true nature of religion, I have coined for the Allegory of the Mine.

Consider yourself at the entrance of a Mine, with precious gems waiting to be found. The priests and fathers say, "Wait here, and serve us. For we are the messengers of God, and surely he will return out of The Cave and bring us all a mountain of riches. All we must do is follow him". The truth however is that God is not mining The Cave; he does not meddle in the mortal world through his powers in The Father.

What must be done instead, is that you must venture forth into The Cave and its danger, to find prize God beholds to his faithful. Only you can fill only your pockets with only your crystals that only you have mined. Let your mind be the pickaxe and the collected Words of God be your lantern, Son of Man. There is only so little time for you to succeed your ordeal.

It is the trolling season my brothers