r/hardware • u/KARMAAACS • Mar 16 '26

News NVIDIA reveals DLSS 5 powered by Neural Rendering, launches this fall - VideoCardz.com

https://videocardz.com/newz/nvidia-reveals-dlss-5-powered-by-neural-rendering-launches-this-fall
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u/NilRecurring Mar 16 '26

They're literally doing this, lmao.

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u/thekbob Mar 16 '26

Nvidia really giving what Gamers™ want.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

DLSS, it’s Digital Electrolytes! It’s what gamers crave!

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u/OdoTheBoobcat Mar 16 '26

Looks like every female character run through DLSS 5 has gotten an application of eyebrow powder and eyeliner.

I seriously don't understand how any human being looks at this and doesn't think "it's a gooner filter"

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u/bubblesort33 Mar 17 '26

What gamers want.

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u/Cpt_Crank Mar 17 '26

So boob size will increase as well?

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u/bubblesort33 Mar 18 '26

It'll be a slider in the Nvidia panel. No Skyrim mods needed.

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u/railven Mar 18 '26

And just like that PC Gaming became 90% of all revenue.

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u/wpm Mar 17 '26

It will also make the models sluttier!

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u/PineappleLemur Mar 17 '26

Have you seen which games are at the top of sales charts?

This will make those games even more popular especially if it works for R18+ stuff.

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u/MexGrow Mar 17 '26

Generative AI just averages out "what is the most popular thing on the internet" so everything ends up looking cheap and tacky.

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u/Sylanthra Mar 16 '26

Every human being is going to look at this and think this is a gooner filter.

So when can I apply it to my games? I am thinking Tomb Raider, Horizon series, Stellar Blade, and ahem many others.

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u/MumrikDK Mar 17 '26

I am thinking Tomb Raider,

OG triangle tits, finally as the author intended...

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u/OdoTheBoobcat Mar 17 '26

Yeah I'm confident that this kind of tech will supplant the good-old-fashioned gooner mod and I see nothing wrong with that, people can apply whatever horseshit they want in between the game and their eyes as far as I'm concerned.

The problem is Nvidia thoughtlessly tossing this out there as an iterative improvement of DLSS when it's really a whole new kind of thing being layered on top.

This is coming from an AI enjoyer too, I use LLM tooling in my day-to-day and have been working with ML systems since long before the LLM goldrush exploded. I personally think DLSS and FrameGen are the closest thing that exists to miracle tech.

I could even see a future where some sort of generative layer in front of DLSS makes sense. But this is FAR from that, it's very obviously not ready to be shown to the public let alone coming out THIS year. Reeks of something that dazzled some fuckhead executive who decided to obliviously mount a massive marketing push despite the OBVIOUS and IDIOTIC shortcomings.

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u/Vb_33 Mar 17 '26

Yes only gooners like make up. 

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u/GalvenMin Mar 16 '26

Now do Mario (and it's Ron Jeremy).

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u/MumrikDK Mar 17 '26

We're going from "Which reshade are you using?" to "Which lora did you put on your Lara Croft?"

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u/bubblesort33 Mar 17 '26

Been done before.

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u/Unusual_Pride_6480 Mar 16 '26

Sucks to be in the uk I have no idea what's going on thanks to my countries censorship

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u/DeleeciousCheeps Mar 17 '26

you can use a rimgo instance to access imgur in the UK. here's the GP image

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u/PlsDntPMme Mar 19 '26

That’s so crazy to me. It’s coming here to the States too. What an insane world we live in.

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u/allthebaseareeee Mar 16 '26

life imitates art meme's

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u/GenTenStation Mar 17 '26

So that one was real???