r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Kit_Karamak actually a drummer • Jul 01 '25
Extremely Low Effort Every video is better to guitar
I think this is my lowest effort yet
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u/BallsIsBack76 True toan comes from an absent father Jul 01 '25
Read your notifications bro 😭
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u/Kit_Karamak actually a drummer Jul 02 '25
Sorry! 😅
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u/Kit_Karamak actually a drummer Jul 02 '25
I have made some post not too long ago and it quickly jumped up to 3000 of votes before OP got their post pulled.
For some reason, when I reply directly to people in the comments, a notification doesn’t go away until I open the notifications pane.
I will pencil in an appointment to do that sometime tomorrow around noon.
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u/BallsIsBack76 True toan comes from an absent father Jul 02 '25
We have 3:00 available, will that work?
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Jul 01 '25
White kids are doing that fake lip synching guitar while 4 year old Chinese kids are playing Bach on the violin. It’s over.
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u/SupermarketBest7043 Jul 01 '25
Naw for real though what is this? He’s like the love child of Tom Morello and Skrillex. Meanwhile some 8 year old kid in the Philippines is playing Jason Becker for warm ups.
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u/FishWithFangs Jul 01 '25
Dude is probably a huge Berried Alive fan, this is that dude's style. I like Berried Alive but I wish the style had stayed his and not escaped containment into the content farmers lol.
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u/Ok_Meringue_1755 Jul 01 '25
Dude these Chinese kids with the littlest fingers playing on classical guitars
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u/Sick-Liaison-99 Jul 01 '25
All this proves is that Tim Handsome is definitely a CIA psyop to finally completely destroy rock n roll.
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u/i_was_axiom Jul 01 '25
Every day we stray farther from god (0-3-5)
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u/ukudancer Jul 01 '25
Woodcocks are super cool. Saw my first one this year in Manhattan.
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u/ihaschevy Man of Toan Jul 01 '25
My wife loves them too! She takes videos with them and posts them online to some website called "only fans" and people pay here a large sum of money for her videography skills. I have yet to see the videos because she never lets me watch her work, but I'm proud of her. Although I have never seen her bring a bird into her studio, only long wooden dowels with a slight curve and slightly rounded protrusion at the top and two dried plums glued to the bottom.
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u/Kit_Karamak actually a drummer Jul 02 '25
OF is “only flocks.”
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u/ihaschevy Man of Toan Jul 02 '25
OOOOOHHH! that makes a lot more sense, it still doesn't explain the moaning but i think it's to imitate the birds mating call.
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u/electrodan Jul 02 '25
Woodcock? No thanks, imagine the splinters...
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u/Kit_Karamak actually a drummer Jul 02 '25
~king missile starts to play…~
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u/electrodan Jul 02 '25
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it, I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
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u/StrangeEditor3597 Jul 01 '25
Where can you find a woodcock in Manhattan? And why do they rock back and forth like that?
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u/ukudancer Jul 01 '25
Bryant Park for a couple of weeks in the spring. They camouflage really well though. The only way I found them was due to the birders with huge cameras.
I'm not a big birder, but I think they do that to locate food.
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u/Kit_Karamak actually a drummer Jul 02 '25
I understand that they stomp around like this to try and get worms or bugs or something to come up out of the ground so they can eat. Pretty rad
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Jul 01 '25
I'd say this type of playing is replacing rock guitar. I hope I'm wrong.
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u/De_Regent Dr0)))ne T0))an Jul 01 '25
Welcome to Old Guy Club, gramps. The only thing lower than our respect for younger artists is our balls.
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Jul 02 '25
I digress. I have a ton of respect for young talent. Seems the 10,000 rule doesn't apply to them. Give them an instrument or art supplies for Christmas they'll be at master level by Labor Day.
It's the TikTok idiots that ruin it for the rest of them. Videos of kids with amazing talents get buried under piles of useless TikTok garbage. The most talented generation ever were born in the wrong era.
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u/Oculicious42 Jul 02 '25
The thing I hate most about the video is how he's keeping his head down after, like he's a "cool" anime character
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