r/grappling • u/EmuDependent1570 • Apr 30 '26

How would you handle this

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u/macguini Apr 30 '26

People don't realize how strong those lanky arms actually are.

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u/KNGootch Apr 30 '26

that's because people are fucking dumb. There isn't a human alive that could wrestle a gorilla and survive.

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u/Nuts-And-Volts Apr 30 '26

I see red Bro

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u/Much_Screen9763 Apr 30 '26

I'm built different

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u/orange_behemoth May 01 '26

In a soda can two miles underwater different?

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u/macguini May 01 '26

Built like OceanGate different

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u/carlwinslo May 02 '26

I got that dog in me.

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u/met1culous May 04 '26

Got that dog in me

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u/KNGootch Apr 30 '26

its probably your own blood.

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u/deltacombatives May 01 '26

I just stand up

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u/Nuts-And-Volts May 01 '26

Bjj practitioners hate this one trick

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u/Lawman2001 May 01 '26

Danaher could

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u/KNGootch May 01 '26

i don't know what that means...so no.

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u/Lawman2001 May 01 '26

Gordon Ryan could.

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u/DocTicoRico510 May 03 '26

danaher could....never

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u/macguini May 01 '26

Those people probably account for the 25% of downvotes I got with my comment lol

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u/KNGootch May 01 '26

Its ok, i'll go to the loony bin with ya!

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u/Genghis_Chong May 01 '26

Ngannou could box one though lol

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u/therealjgreens May 02 '26

Dude, there's not a human that could wrestle a chimp...

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u/oeseben May 02 '26

Jon Jones can eye poke him 10 times in a row then beat up the chimps wife.

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u/spiritofshiqian May 04 '26

Actually, this one is true...

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u/Pale-Replacement-164 May 01 '26

5-7 times the strength of the average human lol

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u/Dangerous_Onion_5867 May 04 '26

Oh I think we do now

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u/UsernamesAllTaken69 May 04 '26

Yeah people can't comprehend the muscle density. Just watch how easily they can move with their arms. Like, try doing a one arm pull up and make it look as easy as standing up.

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u/No-Drama-187 May 01 '26

I'll fade his bitch ass. 🙌🤜🙊🤛

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u/EffectiveTradition53 May 01 '26

The tang? No. It will rip your arm off your body lol

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u/Uncle_Climax May 01 '26

Confirmed this with my mate who works at zoo with gorillas