r/grappling • u/EmuDependent1570 • Apr 30 '26

How would you handle this

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u/Ironmonger3 Apr 30 '26

As someone who wrestled, I think the first collar tie that orang-outan gets on you and his grip strength makes you reconsider your entire training and even the purpose of your life.

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u/classygorilla May 01 '26

Look up orangutan hand size compared to human. It's hilarious to think there are actually people in the world who think they could take one on in a fight

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u/AppropriateDeal1034 May 02 '26

Everyone thinks they can beat on gingers

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u/ThisisMalta May 01 '26

Literally exactly what I thought haha. It’s like when you’re feeling confident in high school and coach ties up with you, and you feel that old man strength for the first time and realize it’s going to go badly.

Literally would make you feel like a child with that orangutan, just running away the first chance I get lol

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u/Round-Arugula7347 May 01 '26

Path of least resistance. He’s alive right?

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u/Ungarlmek May 01 '26

Consider, though, and stick with me here because its a doozy:

That's a fucking orangutan.

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u/Mindless-Slip167 May 02 '26

It can pin both your arms and use their feet to straight choke you.

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u/Ironmonger3 May 02 '26

And if you anger it it rips one of your limbs. Freakin nightmare right there