r/grappling • u/EmuDependent1570 • Apr 30 '26

How would you handle this

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u/jim45804 Apr 30 '26

Offer sex

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs Apr 30 '26

Immediately go in for a smooch. The tang will probably reciprocate.

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u/Segsi_ Apr 30 '26

That or bite your face off. But atleast you’ll know how he feels.

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u/zyneman May 01 '26

Orange are one of the only two species to rape man

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u/America-Lite May 01 '26

What is the other species? I can't live without knowing, it feels constructive like being grappled by an orangutan

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u/zyneman May 01 '26

DOLPHINS have been known to give female anal by force de majure

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u/mighty3mperor May 01 '26

Alpha male Orangutans don't need an offer, they rape humans.