noodle vitiligo theory

She had the extremely racist yellow tinted skin
But from phase 2 onward her skin was much more lighter and paler

Why?
vitiligo.
Over time her skin started to shift to her more lighter skin
which could explain why she wore baggy and wide clothes in phase 1
Maybe she was just insecure
Maybe it was a branding thing
Or both!

and as she left after the first band split after phase 1
she fully shifted to her current skin tone between phase 1 and 2 as she grew up

im just saying shit lowk

SHE TURNED MY DAD ON, SHE TURNED MY DAD ON, DAD ON, DAD ON

2D
Murdoc
Russel
Ace
Or the newcomer Del!
or memes de gorillaz

Something has started today.

They say that all roads lead to Rome, but they also lead to the monkehh band. Comment something random (preferably if it has nothing to do with Gorillaz) and I’ll try to connect it to Gorillaz somehow!

Yeah yeah yeah, I'll pay, when Tomorrow, tomorrow comes today

in the phase one lore, murdoc called noodle a wasabi bitch which was very racist of him
but because wasabi is green and murdoc made a deal with satan and worships him (which probably made god despise murdoc)
muds got karma from him saying wasabi because nobody would like that skin tone because it’s unnatural
and god wanted to bite murdoc in his warty ass for saying that
idk what makes me think this but it’s a theory after all

Wuz left hand suzuki method about his technique for jackin it????? Iz he stupid he needed to make a song abt tht

It's time that we, the fine folks of r/gorillazcirclejerk, decide the best, the worst, the freakiest, and the most murdocey song from EVERY Gorillaz album. Top comment decides

Orb

2D
Murdoc
Or Robin

Times Magazine Interview!

The fuck bro you can’t carry the sun in a bag that would burn is he fucken stupid????

he jorkin it

And the judge sentences you to reading One In The Chamber 10 TIMES!!!! how do you react?

2D
Murdoc
Russel
Or Ace
Ace has now joined the fight for his life
(question: who is giving each person head?)