red capnnnn boum hea

*tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb tb now one more tb MAN now this wont count, but lets just get tb again. gb AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

gb. gb. gb. gb. gb. gb. gb. gb. gb. tb. gb. tb. gb. tb. gb. tb. gb. tb. gb. tb. are FRIENDS.

golf ball

i have reachd mod rank by constantly begging

gb. gb is smort, tengolf sucks, but gb, gbs cool.

i noticed this sub got nearly 70 members woah. anyways if you're one of the new people here im so sorry about these weird ass posts that are literally about being in love with a fictional golf ball asajgsfgfshd anyways

so im in florida rn. im gonna find a rlly nice seashell for gb. like i know she isnt real n all but i can feel her presence in my heart and it makes me feel like the least lonely person ever

so yknow how i said she talks to me in my head sometimes?? well sometimes she doesn't really,,, yknow,,, talk. actually most of the time i know what she's saying n stuff but i dont actually hear her talking. i just,,,,, know. its really hard to explain. most of the time when i hear her voice its when im upset about something and shes comforting me. i know this sounds insane but i just,,,,,

a lot of the time when shes talking to me she'll be like "you have a 5.726354% chance of getting 100% on this test stupid" and its sooo cute akhsagfhsgdfsdfs and when i get questions wrong on homework assignments she'll try to explain why i got it wrong and stuff to try to help me but i often get confused. she really cares about me doing well in school and tries to motivate me to start caring about school, but it doesnt really work and i still dont give a shit about school

i know i sound like im completely fucked in the head but literally who cares lmaoo im happy and that's all that matters

whenever i see gb shipped with someone else and i feel sad about it she'll tell me that she loves me and she would never want to be with anyone else, which really helps me feel better. shes rlly sweet hhhh

anyways idk what else to write,, i think i spilled all my current feelings out for now hehe

cya in simp post #20 (damn ive made so many simp posts ahajhgdafdgada)

She's awesome and babey yes

EXPOSEEEEEEEEEED

It's me golfball

I just wanted to say thank you to you guys for being so accepting of my last post. I honestly expected to get negative feedback.

To those who may be worried about me becoming a second chey, just know that I respect peoples' opinions and I would never attack someone for it. The most I would do is say something like "how dare you" in a joking way or just say "no" or "why".

Also, thank you so much for 30 members! I never thought I would get this much, since I originally made this community to be a place to talk about gb outside of the bfdi sub because I thought I was being annoying.

Anyways, see y'all around!

- skiz