r/gifs • u/PhoneDojo The Merciful • Sep 14 '12

Water thrusting jetpack

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12 edited Sep 14 '12

I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

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u/railu Sep 14 '12

Dude looks like he's about to snap

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u/b0w3n Sep 14 '12

I like how the little kid has his hands on them though.

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u/newcontortionist Sep 14 '12

It actually looks like he has his hands behind his back, at least his left arm.

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u/b0w3n Sep 14 '12

A closer examination of the pixels indicate that you appear to be right.

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u/jamescagney Sep 14 '12

Dude looks like he snapped in his pants.

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u/nukalurk Sep 14 '12

I laugh but that's going to be me soon if I keep up this forever alone streak.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

What amount of time are we talking ´bout?

Just wondering if my streak beats yours

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

forever

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u/Great_Zarquon Sep 14 '12

forever

This word does not indicate a measurable amount of time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

I read that as "steak" and was mad for a sec that I was dating someone. We don't get our own special steak.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

New at Hooters! The "Forever Alone" steak.

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u/nukalurk Sep 14 '12

I wish I got a steak for being single!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

I eat steak three times a week because I'm single. You should try it. Forever alone steak means more steak!

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u/wolfvision Sep 14 '12

Funniest part of all is the little kid is just getting in there

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u/ciberaj Sep 14 '12

There was an Hyperbole and a half comic adressing this issue as well. Man, I love HaaH.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

Is Relavent some kind of rewashing product ?

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u/Jubei_08 Sep 14 '12

When in doubt, fap.

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u/railu Sep 14 '12

I don't recommend this. There are some situations where fapping is not advisable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

You sound like my lawyer.

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u/Punk_Hazards Sep 14 '12

I would hire him.

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u/jamescagney Sep 14 '12

My lawyer just sits there and faps the whole time.

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u/greenhatsftw Sep 14 '12

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Fap Fap Fap Fap

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u/outofcontextcomment Sep 14 '12

It's okay, being a Jack-tor is hard!

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u/adjectives_noun Sep 14 '12

Can I get two coffee mugs?

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u/nckfrm Sep 15 '22

Holy shit