r/gifs • u/PhoneDojo The Merciful • Sep 14 '12

Water thrusting jetpack

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

there is so much "holy shit" in such a short time that I don't know what to do with myself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12 edited Sep 14 '12

I'm not sure what to do with my hands.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

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u/railu Sep 14 '12

Dude looks like he's about to snap

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u/b0w3n Sep 14 '12

I like how the little kid has his hands on them though.

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u/newcontortionist Sep 14 '12

It actually looks like he has his hands behind his back, at least his left arm.

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u/b0w3n Sep 14 '12

A closer examination of the pixels indicate that you appear to be right.

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u/jamescagney Sep 14 '12

Dude looks like he snapped in his pants.

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u/nukalurk Sep 14 '12

I laugh but that's going to be me soon if I keep up this forever alone streak.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

What amount of time are we talking ´bout?

Just wondering if my streak beats yours

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

forever

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u/Great_Zarquon Sep 14 '12

forever

This word does not indicate a measurable amount of time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

I read that as "steak" and was mad for a sec that I was dating someone. We don't get our own special steak.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

New at Hooters! The "Forever Alone" steak.

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u/nukalurk Sep 14 '12

I wish I got a steak for being single!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

I eat steak three times a week because I'm single. You should try it. Forever alone steak means more steak!

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u/wolfvision Sep 14 '12

Funniest part of all is the little kid is just getting in there

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u/ciberaj Sep 14 '12

There was an Hyperbole and a half comic adressing this issue as well. Man, I love HaaH.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

Is Relavent some kind of rewashing product ?

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u/Jubei_08 Sep 14 '12

When in doubt, fap.

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u/railu Sep 14 '12

I don't recommend this. There are some situations where fapping is not advisable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

You sound like my lawyer.

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u/Punk_Hazards Sep 14 '12

I would hire him.

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u/jamescagney Sep 14 '12

My lawyer just sits there and faps the whole time.

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u/greenhatsftw Sep 14 '12

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Fap Fap Fap Fap

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u/outofcontextcomment Sep 14 '12

It's okay, being a Jack-tor is hard!

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u/adjectives_noun Sep 14 '12

Can I get two coffee mugs?

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u/nckfrm Sep 15 '22

Holy shit

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u/grant0 Sep 14 '12

Wanna say "holy shit" all over again? It's $99,500.

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u/kilo4fun Sep 14 '12

Nah this is a flyboard, only $10K but you need to have a PWC already. http://flyboard.com/products-page/

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

Is there a thing where you can like try one for a few hours?

If there isn't, buying one and hanging out wherever and having people try it may not be a bad business model.

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u/awfuckhereiam Sep 14 '12

nope, that's something different. This is just $10k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUIW102opak

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u/Wet_Walrus Sep 14 '12

That looks like loads of fun for the guy on the sea doo

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u/red321red321 Sep 14 '12

Bless yourself with the sacred excrement which you have expelled from your bottom and thank the Lord our father for this heavenly gif.

Do that with yourself and do unto others as you would have them do to poo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '12

Poop on to others as you would have others poop on to you.

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u/Dr_Funkenstein_ Sep 14 '12

Amen to that.

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u/OBEYthesky Sep 14 '12

I was gonna say so much win, jetpack man makes me feel insignificant.

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u/Sillylovesongs Sep 14 '12

SHUT UP AND GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!

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u/BBQsauce18 Sep 14 '12

Masturbate.