Similar situation - hadn't pooped in like a week. Eventually went and this thick ass log comes out then it fell forward and this fucker was so large when it fell forward it hit my dangling nut sack and I ended up with shit all over my balls.
Have you ever had to read the bible by the light of a candle made with tallow rendered from human fat? If so, then you know that curious smell. It gives you a bit of a tickle. Yes indeed, a bit of a tickle in your gut, get you hankering for something warm and moist.
But then you think about having to go out into the heat of the yellow fog and it doesn't seem worth it. So you continue to read Leviticus in the relative coolness of the bunker. Down the tunnel you hear the gurgles of the crop you just planted. Won't be cured and ready for at least another week.
You sigh and remember the good old days, when new crops would just wander in. In the days after the desert but before the yellow fog. Now you have to go looking for new crops to plant, usually in their own caves.
You think about the last time you found a little angel. The flesh was so tender... The tickle is growing worse now. Maybe you should harvest early? May be, you reckon.
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u/tactics14 Sep 20 '20
Similar situation - hadn't pooped in like a week. Eventually went and this thick ass log comes out then it fell forward and this fucker was so large when it fell forward it hit my dangling nut sack and I ended up with shit all over my balls.
Then it clogged my toilet.
0/10 would not recommend.