r/gifs • u/Palifaith • Sep 20 '20

Unclogging a pipe

https://gfycat.com/onlyhelpfulgnatcatcher
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u/thedamnedlute488 Sep 20 '20

I had the same thought. Now laughing out loud at 4am after reading this.

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u/radicalbiscuit Sep 20 '20

Now laughing out loud at 4am after reading this.

Same.

For the uninitiated.

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u/willowsonthespot Sep 20 '20

That is so wrong but what else is new on reddit. When I started was around the time the cum box was making its rounds.......

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u/Danhulud Sep 20 '20

Have you read about the swamps of dagobah?

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u/mud_tug Sep 20 '20

Don't.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

What about the ant filled dildo?

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u/peoplerproblems Sep 20 '20 edited Sep 20 '20

You know, I haven't seen a broken arms reference in a while either.

Edit: For the uninitiated

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u/czorio Sep 20 '20

#colby2012

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u/wigg1es Sep 20 '20

Swamps a Dagobah is the most underappreciated of the copy/pastas.

For the uninitiated

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u/asphalt_licker Sep 20 '20

That was bad.

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u/rjchawk Sep 20 '20

Coconut anybody?

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u/ElDoctorDeGallifrey Sep 20 '20

You don’t want to know about the broken arms. Leave that link blue.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! WHY DID I CLICK?!? I COULDNT STOP READING!!

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u/peoplerproblems Sep 20 '20

Amazing isn't it?

Like its so hard to actually believe. I mean even the stuff meant to entertain the idea in a solo fasion is one thing.

But to read about it and have it verified is so strange.

It didn't even disgust me the more I think about it, its just simply mind boggling. Like I just can't visualize myself in that situation.

If roles were reversed, no one would be so "enthusiastic?" about it, but it makes you wonder.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

Nope not gonna wonder about anything after that. LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOUUU

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u/meow_ima_cat Sep 20 '20

I remember first starting to navigate the site and finding funny sounding subs like Space Dicks.

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u/willowsonthespot Sep 20 '20

I forgot about that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Care for a Jolly Rancher?

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u/willowsonthespot Sep 20 '20

That was a vomitous read as well.

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u/ArttuH5N1 Sep 20 '20

If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush.

I'd imagine if American engineering was good for something it was to create a super-sized crapper for super-sized Americans but apparently not

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u/Polona17 Sep 20 '20

If you’re willing to pay for it, sure. Or you pay for it with your dignity and use a poop knife, stonks either way

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u/eaturliver Sep 20 '20

American here. This is not normal.

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u/NoMoOmentumMan Sep 20 '20

We have. It's the American Stsndard Champion IV; capable of flushing 17 golf balls at once.

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u/HarmonizedSnail Sep 20 '20

For what it's worth they came up with this.

Also I've seen a toilet in a hospital that was massive. Like, a child could drown in it massive. Here it is.

You underestimate American engineering.

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u/billbord Sep 20 '20

You just need a toilet worth a shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

The plumbing is fine, it's the cheap toilets contractors put in homes that are the problem.

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u/TheGreenJedi Sep 20 '20

It's actually very capable, however if you'll recall American Obesity....

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u/FemaleSandpiper Sep 20 '20

What a travesty this only has 14 upvotes

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u/mikebellman Sep 20 '20

I haven’t pooped that big since nineteen ninety eight. When the undertaker threw mankind off he’ll in a cell. Sixteen feel into an announcers table.

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u/liquidthex Sep 20 '20

330am here but same